*squints in japanese*

my eye bags are usually gray

my eyes are so dark

lmao

jesus christ i have a huge forehead

i get called Ed Sheeran alot

that too

i was born blonde

i love art but i don't know if i should major in it, i'm only a junior

eeww

dog filter made it 700% worse

i have a photo editor because i'm ugly ;D and you can't see my green eyes as well without it

i have full lips that make me look like i got botox or some shit

but i ain't sucking no dick

yup

are you saying i look like a wrinkly penis?

ok

you really like to attack my gingerness

i have thick skin, i really don't care

purple is my favorite color too

ew

die

that meme is dead

i'm sorry :c i hate that meme

i'm a regular .0.

it only took me 5 minutes to find out

nvm

i'm stupid

i'm not a regular :c

u REGULARly appear on this discord server

o

damn

are you typing one letter per minute?

.0. oh

now i feel like a dick

h3h3 is ducking great

VN

Hugh Mungus

his popularity and his chin count is still growing to this day

smol bean u are no fun

if you lose too many of them you won't have a GRASP on your life

at least 3 will touch your dick

i'm allergic to cats, so am i allergic to that pussssssaaayyy?

*i like ass*

thot thot not a lot

never had milk tea

what it be like

what b milked tea?

both of y'all are qts

another ginger .0.

detached sex?

tomorrow i'm getting my makeup done xD

take away my man card now

and i'm watching beauty and the beast right after

chuck berry died :c

the fact that you don't know who chuck berry is, you are dead to me now

Chuck berry made my ding-a-ling, run rudolph and johnnie b goode

he was an oldie rock n roll musician

i'm 16 but i love music before 2000

people there is an edit option, use it if you can 😉

my tv flashed blue as i took the pic

cringe roasts are cringe

it hurts me

damn he ripped

should change his name to Mr Ripzion

lmao

ded

i love pokemon

but pokemon is my life :c

f

no regrets

imagine a nsfw channel in this server, it's scary

what was it like?

like 'Nam?

moister than an oyster?

i don't like the fact that my last sentence is correct grammatically

say it please

i need this in my life

omg xD

watching it right now c:

Mr Bones knows his shit

Mr bones has more than 2 humerus bones because he has more funny bones than that

All important things to me is getting money, getting pussy and the dewey decimal system

rip to my spring break, night guys don't let the bed bugs bite

hey look a faggot

i'm only 5'8

damn i do look tall

snapchat filters are cancer

*filters are cancer*

i wish i was a pretty girl 😦

that's my rodrick

it's fun going to a new discord server and looking through their selfie channel to find dick pics

hell no