ah...that test.

likes being tied up

ive taken that test before. almost got the exact opposite of those results.

...almost

ok well im confused.

its rare for males to get into porn and stay in exclusively straight niche porn acting

there's usually buttsecks

it pays way more for males anyways

i know more about porn than...ok...i know a lot about porn

there's like 10 men ever who have made a career out of doing just straight porn

but men in the porn industry..the money is in gay porn

yep

ill talk im here.

I think I need to have a cocktail to get used to the audio chat

so that I can talk

strangely, yes.

and I say strangely because I talk on a live cam...often

eugh

because i was adding so much to the conversation? lol

admittedly i am very tired atm

hold on...lemme find courage juice

ok getting booze

oh no this shit is all in portugeuse...i fucked up that spelling

im sorry im just LOLing to myself heavily.

well, shit, for some reason i can't hear the voice chat.

yeah I know hence the complication

lemme restart or something

it works!

its always sounded weird.

:p

i got some wine, im in the mood to play some lfd2...havent in a good while tho

anyone in here play lfd2?

ICQ is so old school...hehe.

i used to have a 6 digit ICQ number...

was proud of that shit

ah, ICQ and AIM...makes me warm inside.

I feel dumb spending money on gta...and couldn't reason spending more than $20 on that

I did once. admittedly.

someone is eating and talking and ... its assaulting my ears.

or was.

WOW just looks like a shit show on a screen to me.

but also it reminds me of my ex husband

who was a shit show by himself.

ok yeah, found the one eating and talking.

dexterity

its something i notice because i have misophonia.

"dip"?

misophonia is when certain noises...mostly related to the mouth, somehow stimulate a violent neurological response. basically, when i hear certain noises I want to murder babies...moreso than usual

i cant sleep next to someone that snores

i leave or punch them

it fucking sucks

no, i want them dead.

im a female...so, by default, that wouldnt be homo at all.

whats with this "no homo" fascination? are people overly guarded?

im not choosy about sex or gender...im just particular about if someone can perform.

I can read spanish...

ok I guess im going to find a random lobby for lfd2.

ok I guess im going to find a random lobby for lfd2.

weird, why is that red?

weird, why is that red?

theres actually a popsicle man outta atlanta called "the king of pops" and he is amazing

im 6'

not when they fucking fall down because its awkward as shit

i miss watchi g movies on mushrooms.

but it was worse actually going to the theatres for it.

mushrooms basically helped answer a lot of shit for me.

which was "there's nothing that fucking needs an answer"

thats the only soapbox i have

well, ive never had amanitas

amanitas=potential mario mushrooms

amanita muscaria

im heavily into mycology

some are just pretty to me

yeah, that one

sentri--good to know.

i hope you dont mean me adopt you

ok good.

brendan fraser...encino man. everything else...meh

sentri--tell me something i don't know.

redwoods...im like the least maternal person EVER

i have a tattoo on my wrist and it looks like someone scribbled on me

AWESOME

i have quite a few so...noice

coke in the pacific nw sucks. dont ask how i know that.

eugh

that looks like the wind was blowing really hard from the side

hey i fucking like non smart phones

i lurve me a dumb phone

buttons are just so ... quaint.

im 32 and i dont drive...aint no shame there.

and i have a job...not needing a car. whats the hate there?

HAWT

spirit--apparently so.

Im self employed without a car because i travel a lot

dominos

whoever is from chicagos...nancys pizza is the SHIT

chicagos...CHICAGO.

nancy's pizza held my failing marriage together for 3 years

that shit has magic in it

I move around too much to have nice things. also...well, I wont go into that one.