cheeze its are not cheese yo

cheese isnt yellow, first off.

any cheese thats yellow has dye in it

there's a HUGE reason i like pineapple

THATS THE REASON

you are doing the dominos coupons arent ya?

TRAINS ARE AMAZING

hopefully the banana was frozen.

teletubby...i notice the "yall"...where ya from?

ok well that makes no sense..but...cute.

i guess.

Im spoiled with being able to say "awful" things in my workplace.

depends on the workplace...

COMPLETELY.

my work is completely outside of the box tho

online fetishist

people ask me to call them names.

yeah

oh i fucking love it.

yep

interestingly im not talking in here but it seems the airwaves are easily filled.

i dont like fighting for airtime so im just typing.

i was asked to humiliate a guys baby carrot...thats not a euphemism either

i dont him i didnt have time for that inorganic piece of shit

they googled me and found out

all the tears.

but im also an old fart.

because im from the south

im 32

yeah...im blessed in that regard

so i guess i could still lie about it

but yeah, ultimately, im encouraged to say "racey" things at my work because im asked...consensually.

accents make my quiver so...thumbs up

my=me

no...good quiver

i have a huge accent thing

yes

chav is like, a british redneck right?

that can be seen on jeremy kyle

?

theres a guy ive skyped with for four years who educated me on britishness.

we used to do the nerdiest thing together...

we would queue up a movie while skyping and count down to synch it and watch it with each other

on skype...

i prolly drink more tea that the stereotype portrays brits as doing tbh

hooray keto diet...cheers...

im more a coffee drinker tho

i prefer coffee but can only be so caffeinated so then i switch to tea.

the talk of pizza and now the smell of my roommates cooking something is making me hungry.

i made need to afk

i need to find more ppl to game with

yeah i try to avoid playing with assholes unless i have lube and im smiling for the most part.

yes...yes it is. awwwwrrriiighhht

but im a nice person to game with and some would say "comically enjoyable" "entertaining" "this summer's blockbuster hit"

ok maybe the last is a lie

i actually upgraded my computer as my xmas present

its fuckin sexy now

whats that song about buttsecks for jesus?

i swear its a song

i actually really want to get into producing quality fetish content.

or alt lifestyle/sex therapy...im in a college town now but want to move to new orleans.

new orleans=where my heart is

i went to uni for front end development though...that was a waste of time apparently tho.

what camera and lenses and perhaps I can offer some advice...

i got a 50mm 1.4 lens as my engagement ring when i was married.

because i cant do shit with jewelry

BUT can use a lens

no no, was telling tele.

yeah

depth of field makes me horny.

tele--i like your photos. esp with the bokeh effect? thats the right term, yes?

repzion--I suggest kangaroos or pumas...i have a pair of pumas. they are pretty sleek

sentri--ill take a pic of me in my pumas...just for yew...

sentri--ok, so if you are saying you are shirtless ill forgive you for calling me "bb"

oh I used to wear dickies

i understand, the ladies dig it... heh

I need to find a wine key for my shiraz.

so i can get my booze on...

sentri--NICE

ahh...maynard.

THE WORD CUCK IS BEING GROSSLY MISUSED

and omfg its annoying

people dont understand what cuck and cuckolding actually are.

but it doesnt make sense..,people associate it simply with a beta male or use it as an insult and thats just...ignorant

simmers...because thats how I type?

ok, dont read it?

problem solved

i think you thought I was more upset or bothered than I actually was.

its not a huge deal. its okay.

because talking to people about fetishes and alt lifestyles is part of what i do for a living, its something im informed about.

gambit--just expressing my annoyance for how the word "cuck" is misused and now a term thats just seen as an insult

no, I was saying that people don't understand the origin of it and that what they are trying to use it for doesn't make real sense.

but its nothing I want to get too involved in defending. its whatever. hopefully the trend will just die out.

its just a different thing for me because I deal with it in a totally different way.

simmers-I would just say if you want to insult people, use words properly but that doesn't seem to be your priority. which, alright, good to know.

yeah, difference of opinion, which is pointless to defend a subjective sort of matter.

but ima go eat.

only because I talk to people who practice that as a lifestyle as a part of my job. but yeah, im afk

I guess it depends on the jobs...

they may be soulless but they are damn adorable.