Sauerkraut beanroll

If you're going to play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band

I wouldn't say that, he might harvest your chromosomes

Me too

Did he

I dont remember this story

Nnnnnnnnice person

Fork

Freak

Fuck

Fuckity poop

Yay

I mean fuck

No they're epic

Yo retard pass the crayons. Im hungry

Mmmmmm grayonz

I wonder what pee tastes like after 5 days of sleep deprivation

Yall need to make poop

Go crazy

I watched that last week woot

Ew

No I'm not drunk shut up

Henlo

I hardly ever talked to me parents and was a virgin until 20 and now I've fucked 5 wamen so far. I also used to look like a complete dumbass

Fucking thots

Fucking lonely gamer boys

😃 🔫

Yeah being holed up in a room all day will fuck you up you gotta go out and at least try to do shit

huh

Stronger things

Electron's attached to the... neutron. The neutron's attached to the... meson. Meson's connected to the... proton

Looks like a big pile of shit and cum

Why do battle royales have to be the new gaming trend

You know what else would make good money? Making good game

`beans `

`The chronic loser is always the man who, having nothing, if unable to make a million dollars, will reject any chance to make fifty thousand with a disgruntled sneer`

I wish I could do that every day

H. P. Lovecraft cat name

Sounds like some kind of 1950's superhero

Lego Trail of Tears

Lego North Korea regime

Lego Slavery

Lego Onision destroys a wetland area and enters a world of crippling debt

I bet he sucks at everything. He seems like the kind of kid that would lose a yu gi oh battle and microwave his hamster later out of anger

I mean he practically microwaved his turtle lmao

Frickin weetart

I played it on the Nintendo 64 lel

Oh yeah those tablets

I saw those at buffalo wild wings

Cant wait until he loses all his money and fans and sees how smart he really is

Why do Dan look sleep deprived

Huh

Cum on the police

I've been in a couple of those

They're really really boring

Hope you get in a good one at least

Technically I've been in three but I transferred from one within a day and a half because of how shitty it was. They literally fed us jail food and everyone there was a bunch of braindead crack monkeys

I'm proud of you, son

Greg sucks egg

`Isn't it funny how everyone you get close to ends up leaving?`

Life is about cum

uwu

Nothin much. Just drinkin a burger

Skyrim but more broken and with not very well aged graphics

It's a copypasta vro

I have a whole 4 and nothing to do with any of them woot

Also I'd be surprised if l4d servers were still a thing lol that games old af. Not to mention kinda linear

I'd like them to just release a new game at this point. I feel like a sequel of any of any of their other games is pretty much irrelevant now

cum

One time a boomer came up to me and he peed on my rent money and flew away on his broomstick made out of an M1 Garand

Papa John's master race

When you lose your own company because you said n word

Juggalo furries

Why are there no Ted Bundy amiibos

I wanna do music :ccc

I've been playing a lot of guitar recently

It's been like an on and off deal for about a year but I've been playing a lot more than usual since I dont have a whole lot else to do

Kinda sucks though cause I like weird gothic electronic metal/death metal stuff and I live in the middle of the stinky bible belt midwest

I have 3 electric ones

Ye I got a couple from my grandpa for free because he used to play shows and what not so I usually have them all at different tunings so I can just alternate instead of having to tune them all the time

Hell yeah lol whip it

I freakin love that song

Yee

If I had a synthesizer or someone on one I'd probably just jam out to some NIN

I wanna know what giraffe meat tastes like

Sounds pretty epic

I've heard lots of stories like that. No doubt they're eavesdropping on people's shit

Cut my beans into oatmeal, this is my mexican grandma resort
Defecation, bees are screaming. God is dead and I cant stop peeing

Fuck frogs
Fuck toads
Fuck newts
Fuck the animals, the salamanders #1
LOOK AT THESE NIPPLES

O

Rape bees

Bumblebee rape squads

I gotta tell ya, masturbating while depersonalizing really beats the whole clumsy stranger trick

We are all fundamentally alone

`When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed`

Me gay

We are all fundamentally alone

Epic

Sounds hot

But I'm supposed to be in the coma dimension right now