Nerds got big dingalings

Oof

You were loud and ugly and NOW YOURE DEAD. Amen

Is there such thing as a rapeophile

Huh

Imagine having a vision of the last moments of every organism that's ever died

It's called the sleep deprivation drug

Dumb idiot wants role, too :c sorry if it's hard to see. Android cameras are poopoo

Yo retard pass the crayons, I'm hungry

Mmmmmmm.... crayons.......

Ronald Reagan made a big microwave underneath the presidential office to microwave lolis

Did you know girls have no benis? Just a long buttcrack

@Farunel 21

Also I too have a friend that suffers from loli syndrome lmao

She always jokes about it and talks about how people probably think im hanging with a 13 year old when we go to places even though shes actually 21 as well

Moist

Yey

`When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed`

I had a dream I was awkwardly trying to sleep in a gaming chair next to repzion and he called me stinky

No I'm not stinky >:c

Bean water

Lel

He should dye his hair algae green like Chris Chan

Onision is probably hardly more aware of reality than Chris Chan is

The most documented and autistic man alive

I prefer training spiders to bite people

No

I WANT SPIDERMAN

Who

No I has normal chin

It just seems like the best angle I can get off this shitty android phone with garbo contrast

Stop giving birth

You can't hold it forever

It must come out to die eventually

y

That sounds boring

Just sitting in a birth hole for 40 years

It's only supposed to be parasitic for 18 years

Pawg?

Oh those

They have those at hot topic and some other stores but they never seem like good enough meme material :/

Hes a fucking lol cow if he didnt keep doing retarded shit then no one would criticize him

I used to play griffball in ODST and got 10,000 kills in that game mode alone. That's about as much as I can relate

I remember the days of jumping through the blast doors in halo 1 and falling into space

Then one time I had a dream that one of them led me to a room full of a bunch of cool weapons that didnt exist in Halo 1 :c

That moment when you let a cloud man tell you it's wrong to have your hardwired natural desires

That moment when churches start to become more lenient with sin and traverse towards satanism yet still call themselves Christianity

Huh

"Times have changed. Religious leaders no longer preach that all our natural actions are sinful. We no longer think sex is dirty - or that taking pride in ourselves is shameful - or that wanting something someone else has is vicious." Of course not, times have changed! "If you want proof of this, just look at how liberal churches have become. Why, they're practicing all the things that you preach."

Speaking of pride in particular wearing any kind of clothing or garment for any purpose other than clothing the body is considered sin because it represents pride. Yet how many people do you think do that anyway

I know some of those too, strangely enough

I live in the midwest where theres like 4 churches in every town so practically everyone is a religious lad

Moist

Aaaaaa

Taxation is theft

Be like Yoshi and evade your taxes

What in the fuck

I dont have time for pretend politics I only have time for drugs and runescape

And maintaining my dwindling social circle

Mamas don't let your furbies grow up to be cowboys

There are two types of people in this world. People who try to suck their own dick and the champions who all went out of their way to actually do it

Twitch streamer does irl csgo round with the fbi

Did he really?

Where

Omg he actually did say it

Like in the very beginning too wtf

Omg he has the Serbian remove kebab song playing too

I just found it on youtube

That New Zealand dude put the navy seal copypasta in his manifesto and the media actually reported it lmao

Kill myself

Huh

Kill all gnomes

Yall ever just get mad at your mom for grounding you from xbox and go out and physically assault kids at Chuck-E-Cheese to release your anger

Bean greens

What if you had a child and tried to bathe it but it dissolved like a bath bomb

Bean greens

Looks a bit undercooked

Wont change anything. It'd just be more of an incentive for them to kill themselves

If you ask me just let them sit in a dark cell by themselves forever and let them spend the rest of their days with nothing but their own thoughts to dwell on

Lol rape island

What'd be cooler is if we just turned rape island into a real life battle royale

I think there was a movie made a long time ago with a very similar idea actually

I've survived death several times and was dead for 3 minutes when I was 16 and I might not have put him in a coma but he learned not to fuck with me again because it was my big brother who is as much of a bitch as you and guns don't scare me so if you want to shoot me go ahead I'm not scared I've even been stabbed in the shoulder and kept fighting

No one care

I'd like Dan to talk about the racial intelligence gap

Ya wot

What would you do if you drank a soup and it made your eyes really long

As long as it's not in a sexual way

Arrest

That's all I do

Listen to the entire holywood album

What about Smells Like Children

Insect pins and scaredy cat are pretty neat

I'm sure ye got lots of good stuff. Maybe you're just focused on the bad things

Walp. I cant really get too personal about it but even with all that I'm sure you have way more than what most people have. I mean being here on discord can prove that.. and you dont seem that bad tbh

Not just third worlders, but yeah. I mean unlike them you have quite a potential try and get through whatever problems ye have and make something of your life, rather than scraping by and possibly dying

Lord of the rings but instead of Sauron's ring it's a coochie

Well then

He said the sacred words

Guacamole Nigga Penis