Hi so hungry, I'm dad

Oof Myspace

Bruh you need that enthusiastic consent

Yee

36 beezchurger with a Coke to wash it down

Chicken legend?

Does someone need some attention? @Didju

Oh alright

That's the best kind of sandwich is one made at 1am

Macho macho maaaannn

You guys ever have firehouse subs?

Honestly not sure how I feel about firehouse

Yeeaaahhh

Noice brother

Chidrens are awfully nutritious

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Is strawberry jam the color of blood or is blood the color of strawberry jam

Seems legit

Bruh the creamy white is the sexy part

My hair has a big blonde chunk in it from when I dyed my hair half black and half white

Need an XXL hand anyone?

Ulta beauty?

Not a regular make up person so I don't have much experience with em

I imagine it's not the most fun place to work for

Ooof can't imagine dealing with Karen screaming bloody murder because her 5 year old coupon is expired for already cheap makeup

Consume

Nice

You ever see those cougar life commercials anymore?

Those were retarded sad and funny all at the same time

Yeah it was advertising a dating site for cougars

Yeah I think those were like really early 2000's

I'll have to look it up again I haven't thought about those in so long haha

Oh wow 2008 apparently

It's not something to be too down about Oliver haha

20's are rough bruh you got shit for money if you're on your own trying to pay for college

Pro tip stay with your family for as long as you can

Unless it's an unhealthy environment then you kinda don't have a choice

I got one just yesterday bruh

Mosquito somehow got into my bathroom and the second I stepped outside there's three more

You rank as fuck then

I think so

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Yee

Hey everyone

Wuz gud

Hey everyone

?

Oh Brooke

Yeah everyone should

Morning everyone

I think most people's voices sound more harsh on the phone

People actually buy that shit?

Big oof

But it's got a brand name on it so it's better duh

Compared to what?

Gonna need some aloe vera for that burn bro

Texas is just shitty

It's too fucking hot to exist and there's cops everywhere

That's all over America

2/3 of the USA is at least overweight

Hey

Hello everyone

Read read

Good morning everyone

America trying to start a war with Cuba based on acts of terrorism against American citizens done by the United States government and blamed on Cuba

It was just a proposal though

Hey everyone

Or just killing someone

Good morning everyone

I need more sleep. I fell asleep around 2:30 am and got up at around 5:45 am for classes

I should have never taken an 8:00 class

Hey everyone

Graham crackers with tea

Morning everyone

Good morning everyone

Hey everyone

Good morning everyone

Hi everyone

Hey everyone

Good morning everyone

Hey everyone

What tf did I just miss

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8:00 on a Tuesday and the chat is fuckin spicy

Hi

Dr.Dingus

Hello comrade

Have you tried melatonin?

No hecks on my fucking Christian Minecraft server

Wuz gud brudder

Kids bop Karen

**CaLm DoWn** **CaLm DoWn**

I can't believe I missed that

I sure fucking feel old it's only 9:19 and I'm already tired

Wait I woke up at like 5 in the morning today nevermind

I have such a fucked sleep schedule but I still manage to wake up at the right times without an alarm every day

Late night Jimmies

Cat toe beans

Chads don't sleep