prolly tbh

im almost done with these cucumbers

that sounds weird following the whole fucking my friend in the bathroom thing

i am eating the cucumbers

i stole them like an hour ago

kleptomaniac tings x

i have no eyebrows

where did they Go

i had a bath and now they’re gone

i need a nice eyebrow removal bath

naturally blonde tings 💓

im like the limbo between blonde and light brown

dirty blonde tings

My hair has a big blonde chunk in it from when I dyed my hair half black and half white

my eyebrows are back

where did they go?

came off in the bath

Ulta employees are retarded

Ulta beauty?

why did they come off

Not a regular make up person so I don't have much experience with em

do the cringe at the sight of water or something

my dad used to be an IT guy for Ulta

how the fuck do you lose your eyebrows in the bath XD

I imagine it's not the most fun place to work for

Bring your kid to work days were fun

bc it was an office building not like a store with bitchy customers

i just got to like fuck around with hair dye and cut up magazines

Ooof can't imagine dealing with Karen screaming bloody murder because her 5 year old coupon is expired for already cheap makeup

lmao

We got stacks of coupons like every month

and I was in like 3rd grade so I was like. the fuck do I do with this

Consume

I gave them to the 4th grade girls

bc i was in the gifted program so they were in my class

Nice

the cougars of elementary school

You ever see those cougar life commercials anymore?

.. .what

Those were retarded sad and funny all at the same time

Yeah it was advertising a dating site for cougars