Burnout paradise was the shit

But I play a shit ton if the crew 2

Idk why because it looks like garbage on the ps4

Ph hell yeah

I work with a lot of guys around the age of 50

So the only thing I'm getting recommended is classic rock

I guess I'm 18 now

Fuckin birthdays my dudes

Ty

Good evening twitter

Fuck

In a gigantic fucking lightweight and I just downed 5 beers

I cant think

Nah

I dont even know if im typing correctly

This shit is fucking weird

I dont think my heart likes me

Motherfucker is working over hours

Do I look like I have money

Well yes actually because I just got some birthday money

Apparently I'm 18 now

I already dont like it

I won't have health insurance for the next 3 weeks

Meaning I cant do any dumb shit

Dude

No joke

Finding a nice romantic partner is fucking hard

I just need a girl with some nice tiddies, not a lot of requirements

Oh and she cant be annoying

But that's about it

I'm looking for someone

Someone with a dva profile picture

Yeah I think

I remember something happened to her dog

And I wanted to ask if she was alright

Yeah apparently it had some trouble getting up or something

Something like arthritis

But she didn't have enough money to go to the vet

We could

Dont have any money sadly

Just wasted it all on a racing wheel

I dont know if shes online

Wait

What was her full discord name again

I dont se her between the people on this subreddit

Or does it just show the people who are online

This shit is fucking confusing

I never use discord

My fucking brain hurts

Why am I such a gigantic lightweight

I cant fucking think

Who even needs brains

Hold on

I like thinking

I'm gonna look for some earbuds

Fuck

My knees

I fell

Didn't I say something about not doing dumb shit

How do I get that regular thingy

Who even needs sleep

Nah dude

Sleep is for sober people

Alright then I'm good

I cant fucking type

I can't feel my fingertips anymore

I dont remember anything that happened today

I think alcohol made my brain stop working

I dont even know if in speaking correctly

I have never been this confused

I hot even more drunk

Fuck

Got

I cant feel my face anymore

But I'm playing video games

Damn

How the fuck

10 hours?

Damn

That shits fucking impressive

Dont lie to me its 12pm

Or am

However you people day it

Say

Fuck

I have come to the conclusion that I need more people to play video games with

The problem is

I'm a console peasant

My laptop cant even handle terraria

Rip

I'm getting a new one like next month

Apparently my parents wanted to give me some money

So I can buy a new one

Jobs are over rated

I'm working my ass off and only getting like 400 euros a month

I'm only make 4.70 an hour because I'm 17

Wait no

I just turned 18

That why I'm drunk

That's*