Definitely need to lubricate those fuckers

Go away union

My parents are extremely fucking white

Like deviled eggs white

God damnit not another one

The chat was just calming down

My hair just becomes even whiter in the sun

Oh damn

Is it even possible to get rid of boobs

Al these whamens

Nothing wrong with a good pair of tiddies

Technically I'm not legal either

Still have to wait until saturday

Boh boobs are over rated

Ass is better than tiddies

Tiddies in general are over rated

The fuck are hip dips

@Lance you've come at a right time

The whamens are talking about ass

Never cared about sex

All these people my age care way to much about losing their virginity

@ShadowPanda bro that's gay

Wait

The fuck

Do people have dimples in their ass?

I dont understand the whole feet thing

Why do people think feet are sexy

Same

But its fucking 9 in the morning

And I already have a headache

Weed fucking kills my lungs

Like I'll be coughing for the rest of the day

Dont have money

And I'm not gonna do it on my own

I want to try some edibles I just dont have any good friends to try it with

Yeah that's why I dont want to do it on my own

@millis it's way to fucking hot

Like 35c over here

Nope

Almost 18 tho

And thats the legaal age here

Legal*

@ShadowPanda you cant tell me what to do you're not my mom

But imma play some video games

Later my dudes

It's like 100f out here

And I have work in 15 mins

Fuck

Did I say anything stupid

I fell asleep on my phone

@Valravn good morning gamer

It is ping gus

Or we are both stupid and I just wrote my name wrong

Night gayboy

God damnit I'm bad at overwatch

I cant get out of fucking gold

Overwatch is the only multiplayer shooter I play

Blizzard is fucking retarded but overwatch is a pretty good game

I play for honor

The most unbalanced game on this fucking planet

Could be something like arthritis

Our dog has it

You have some dog foods that help with arthritis

Dairy free icecream

Then it's all dairy free icecream

About what

Toes have toe tips

Only your big toe doesnt have a toe tip

On a scale from 1 to 10 how high are you

That explains it

Dont worry about it

Just stop giving him milk and he should be fine

Oh damn

Not knowing

@Valravn you didn't know and you cant really change anything about it

All you can do is learn from it and become a better dog owner

Holy fuck it's been 20 minutes

I know that feeling @Farunel

@Valravn try not to worry to much

Ah yes a story about a dead dog when someone is worrying about their alive dog

Probably isnt the best idea

God I'm glad I have to work tomorrow

I'm turning 18 but I fucking hate my birthday

But if I'm at work I dont have to celebrate shit

Ty

Because I dont care

I dont like gifts

I fucking hate celebrating things

I would if I could

But my lungs fucking hate me

Do t want to do them on my own

Oh no my parents are pretty anti drug

And the only people I know who smoke weed are fucking assholes

Yeah

^

My parents are buying a new knife for me though

Nah

Probabky just accidentally skin myself

And I'm getting my paycheck next week

O I'm buying a new racing wheel