X'D herro ski

In a gigantic fucking lightweight and I just downed 5 beers

yo yo yo

I cant think

go to sleep and off your phone dum dum

Nah

yes

ok then dum dum

I dont even know if im typing correctly

This shit is fucking weird

Yu are dun even worry

hewwo

I dont think my heart likes me

Motherfucker is working over hours

pay it overtime

Moneymoneymoney

Do I look like I have money

*swims inna puddle of $1 bills*

Yes

Yes

Well yes actually because I just got some birthday money

Yaaaaaaaaaay

Apparently I'm 18 now

O!

Happy birthday ^v^)

Are you? Nice. Adulting is hard.

I already dont like it

Adulting means taxes

I won't have health insurance for the next 3 weeks

Me neither. Don't blame TurboTax for your taxes going wrong

Meaning I cant do any dumb shit

I mean, I think getting a nice romantic partner might help with the emotional support ^-^)

Dude

No joke

Unless you're me, then you'll die alone

Finding a nice romantic partner is fucking hard

I found one outta sheer luck

I shit you not

But 10/10 recommend

Makes the taxes worth it

Prolly