i'm extra white

a little mayo mixed with like ketchup or bbq sauce can work

i love bbq sauce

not the vinegar kind though

that shit is toxic

I got a pulled pork sandwich and they put that shit on there and I actually wanted to commit war crimes

i would get it with cheese

>eating burgerking

they do not qualify as nugs

its breaded textured veg protein

my guy

go to the grocery store

buy chicken breast eggs and bread crumbs

you can make a bunch of really good nuggies for like 9 bucks

black people ruined sprite

now I have to drink 7 up

I get 2l of mtn dew code red for 1$

i love america

1.5 lbs of sugar for 1$

imagine just being wrong

code red is the objectively best mtn dew

I wouldn't buy soda if it wasn't so cheap

as much

just exploded my spine feels goodman

was having a rootcanal reworked today and the stink coming out of my mouth was positively putrid

was it a short bus?

oy vey

My bus got rear ended by some Indian bitch who was texting

imagine dying to a bus

@JowlOwl I saw a really bad accident one time, dude got ripped open like a sack of tomatoes

they needed two blankets

just chowing down on these probiotic gummies

they are tasty as fuck

i dont think I can od on them

gross

my gf knows she needs to shave before I'll go down on her

otherwise not happening

my farts are pretty loaded rn ngl

@Sevonas what kind of sick

because I'm already on antibiotics

good I need some regularity

and I'm always high so I don't get nausea

idk pooci is kinda gross to be sticking your mouth in

my gf tries to equate it to a bj but they are two completely different things

I wash my dick but not my balls

gotta collect that sweat

I did

Its not gross

but sticking your tongue in it can be

idk I've had a few bad experiences

like having bad sushi

it can ruin sushi for you

bound to happen

yeah papi, that often results in discharge

lmfao what does a dick taste like

does a dick leave your face coated in a layer of juices

i got facial hair my dude

ever try to get goop out of your beard?

lmao

the fallopian fondler

I didn't say I dont

same

you gotta cropdust someone

like get it in their mouth while they yawn

ask him if he smells popcorn

next time you fart

he'll sniff it

and just make eyecontact

lmao not really

usually if a guy isn't telling you to do what he wants its because he thinks you are incapable

imo

yes

thats the shit

bang bus on autopilot

i used to think that

I've only ever had one girl who could deep throat me

feels bad

stop watching porn

you'll figure it out

@giletteuser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVXRSc050A

first the kiss, then the cum

pressurecook my greasy balls

<:voteyes:758776254840307788>

give me cum or give me death

same

I rarely get pimples, and if I do I just pop em and they disappear with no scarring

@Vicious you didn't know volcanos were actually jewish trickery?

when you wake up and have to piss but cat is comfy sleepin on you so you just hold it

being a trump voter in 2020

damnit

I was actually really excited