I found this in the comment section on the Dictator Top Trumps video

I just used my free 30 minutes at the shooting range to try out my glock

I'm terrible

This is the 2nd day in my life that I've shot a real gun

The last one was 2 years ago

I think the problem with pop is combining it with never so much as standing up

I'm Ohioan stfu with your "soda" bs

Good thing I don't drink diet

Aspartame is the worst

I don't know how people get used to the taste of aspartame. Disgusting

Is it normal to feel the recoil of a gunshot before you hear it?

My glock confused me the other day when I took it to the range

I would pull the trigger, the gun kicked back, then I heard the bang

But my muzzle velocity is subsonic

@Thundermark don't

Wut

I've just booked my flights to Europe

Finally crossing the pond

I'm only in Britain for a few hours, I'm going to Romania

So they were flying an F-18 and an F-14 in that video

F-14s are easily recognizable because they fold their wings back to Naruto run

Duolingo is redpilled

Da

I'm flying to Bucharest in a couple of days

Which is more likely for me to encounter in Romania? Vampires, Dragons, or Gypsies

Isn't Bucharest in Transylvania though

Noted

As always

I'm told Romanian internet is carried by horse and cart

I'm going to drive east to Constanţa so I can enjoy the Black Sea

How about me trying to get to my base as a new Flight Attendant

2016
I had just finished FA training in Phoenix, Arizona

So I went home to get some new clothes and relax a bit before going to my base in Dallas

Booked standby tickets because they were free

Little did I know, a snowstorm was rolling in to the Akron Canton Airport area

Waiting in the terminal and watching as all the flights get delayed until every single flight at the airport is canceled

Fine. I'll head north to Cleveland and go that way

Another 4 hours of delays

Finally get on a plane

Taxi to the runway

Full throttle

Brakes

Taxi off the runway

*ding* Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We need to taxi back to the gate for a quick de-icing." *ding*

45 minutes of de-icing

Taxi to the runway again

Actually take off this time

Land in Chicago

Can't get to the gate. There are planes in the way being de-iced

2 hours of delay after my plane has already landed

Long to the short of it, a trip that should have taken 4 hours, took 24

Being a Flight Attendant didn't really work out for me

Tomorrow morning I get on a plane in Cleveland and fly to Orlando, then to London, then to Bucharest

Hell yeah

I made a hex map for a D&D campaign

Not every country has been named yet or been given a flag, which is why most of the continent is gray

I need to come up with 15 flags for the uncolored places

He's a monster either way. If he ate the girl, he's almost a cannibal.
If he serviced her, he's guilty of beastiality

I suppose that's true. Look at Venezuela

What kind of sick fuck breeds and raises sexy dragon girls for factory farming

Exterminatus

Me, I said exterminatus

Weeb shite

Degeneracy

I no longer have a nice layover in London for my trip later today

😔

It was supposed to be from Cleveland to Orlando to London Gatwick to Bucharest.

Now it's Cleveland to New York to Reykjavik to London Luton to Bucharest.

If you care about women, you'll vote to disarm them so situations like this can't happen

Instead she'll just be killed or raped

Which is much better than owning a gun

Oh fuck

I know I shouldn't laugh but

Pffffft

What a way to go

Phase one of my trip is complete

CLE - JFK complete

Next up is JFK - KEF.

What if they're locked up

The virgin can't break out of prison to rape someone

What if they're in solitary confinement