Urist McStout-Horn

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Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:27:07 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Going through old Dankula vids, because I'm late to the party and I've hit the majestic quote of "...and eating meat gets my dick so hard that the Dark Souls III soundtrack starts playin'..."

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:28:47 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's hilarious. I'd have driven out to watch the commotion if I were out in Arizona still.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:30:03 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

However, I think I'm close to somewhere that da boys will be speaking at, now.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:30:49 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I'll look into it after I get back from seeing The Protomen next week though.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:31:03 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

One goal at a time.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:32:24 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Don't get me wrong, I'll probably have to drive a while, but hey, would be cool to see them.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:34:08 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Yeah, it's a trade off.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:34:59 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I used to live in the panhandle of Idaho. Like, I had to drive to Seattle to see a show.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:36:03 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Ah, yeah. Been through Butte a few times.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:36:26 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Beautiful country up there.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:36:40 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I'm out in upstate New York now...

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:38:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Eh... My folks gave me shit about it, being a blue state and blah de blah... and then I get here and taxes are all whack and I actually start paying attention to politics and I have a bit of an awakening and good god... I'm glad I didn't go into NYC.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:39:02 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

It's not too bad up here, away from the city.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:40:22 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I got stuck there overnight waiting for a Greyhound. Been through a few more times on some trips. All I really know of it is that it's hard to find a 2-liter of Mountain Dew at 3am.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:42:09 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Well thanks for the advice. I'll try to commit it to memory for if I somehow Mothman my way into Butte in the future.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:42:56 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

"How did I get here? I dunno, but someone told me I could get Mtn. Dew at Safeway"

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:43:38 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Most sodas are.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:46:45 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I work in a supermarket. People buy THE FUCK out of the six pack bottles when they go on the buy-2-get-3-free special. I forget what size the bottles are, but the 2-liters at 4 for $5 is still a better deal. Shits crazy.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:47:35 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I forgot about that...

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:48:00 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Still makes me laugh like I'm fuckin' 12.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:48:11 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

There's an anaconda next to your butte

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:49:37 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

But even from that pic, I can tell that it's become the populous center, thus why it's turned blue, I'm sure. You see that same grey blight in most major cities.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:50:23 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That reminds me, I've got Factorio in the background that I've been ignoring.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:50:44 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>self-defined socialist

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-13 07:50:54 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Jumpin' jiminy christmas

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-14 17:09:10 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Stolen royalty would only work if it were recognized and able to be defended at length.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-14 17:09:54 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

We've had people kill presidents. The killer didn't become president

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-20 20:21:26 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Is this the sequel to BullyHunters?

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-21 07:18:16 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>by the color of his Discord name
Anywhere I've got a choice in the matter it's Cyan for maximum eye-bleed. Also the color of Dwarf Fortress Microcline.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-07-25 09:31:15 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I like the "I'm playing Half-Life" "One or Two?" time traveler meme.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-05 05:03:00 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Mama mia

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-05 05:03:23 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>been home for an hour and a half

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-05 05:03:30 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>just now caught up on the meme channel

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-06 02:53:32 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I'll agree now with the previously posted opinion of that being about the best impression of JP. It's so close I can't tell if it's supposed to be positive or negative, even though it does seem to be just poking fun.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-06 03:48:04 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Oh man. I love it.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-07 02:15:32 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I laughed, but aren't the elves black? Or does Netflix have that wrong?

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:16:44 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Great. Now I want to set up my microphone and record that last one. But I have a room to clean.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:19:54 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's what I'm talking about.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:20:28 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I could probably do it ok with my headset mic instead of the fancy one.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:20:44 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Let me pull up vocaroo and turn off my fan.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:21:51 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I might modify it a tad, for pacing, since I realize it's not going to line up just right.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:22:20 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Fuck it. I'll read it as is.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:22:28 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's too much work right now.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-13 20:27:25 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

It sounds jank as fuck, because reasons.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-14 00:07:32 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Speaking of hail... ||I saw Endgame finally|| ||I laughed, I cried, I've got issues with a bunch of things||

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-14 00:10:47 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's one of the specifics, yes.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-08-27 02:55:16 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Are they the only game in town?

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-09-24 17:18:41 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Having an 18+ patch be separate is alright. Having to BUY one man... that's some shit.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-09-24 17:20:38 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Oh, well it's all good then.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-20 23:34:21 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Man... this channel is...

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-20 23:34:39 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

๐Ÿ˜Ž ...rockin' today.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-25 04:04:56 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

"THE CHEEK OF IT!"

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-25 13:37:33 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Dude's got some nice tiddies

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-25 13:38:47 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's a good one.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-25 13:39:48 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Re: "Still a dude"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/637284173786382336/ElfHateBoner.png

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-26 20:34:14 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>snake on fire

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-26 20:34:43 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

There was a woman in Texas that tried to take out a snake by dousing it in gasoline and lighting it on fire.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-26 20:34:58 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

It slithered into her house and it burned to the ground.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-26 20:38:55 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Agreed.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-26 21:19:51 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

First thing it shows (sound off mind you) black ranger with a big-ass gun.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-10-30 16:45:58 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Say it with me now children...
"WAX THE BALLS, YOU BIGOT!"
"SUCK THE SCHLONG, YOU BIGOT!"
"ORANGE MAN BAD! REEEEEEEEEEE!"
Good job kids, now, who wants to go to Drag Queen Story Time?!?!

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-11-05 22:17:14 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's usually a safe bet

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-11-05 22:25:56 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>Genocide Mining
Are you playing Starsector and harvesting organs from Luddic Path practitioners?

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-11-06 00:38:14 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Her name's not Ryza though.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-11-12 07:10:41 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>But I keep losing my Focus
I don't think you've got ADHD, but your wife might be pregnant with that DAD JOKE coming out your mouth.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-11-19 22:54:31 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Pizza Thot

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-12-10 20:40:54 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Fuckin' massive chad Vlad, if that's a real quote.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-12-10 23:49:07 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's because Halo's back on the menu.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-12-12 06:42:39 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

๐Ÿ‘ That's a good one. Holy shit, my sides.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-12-21 21:17:29 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

It's not on bitchute yet, hopefully it will be though.

Urist McStout-Horn
2019-12-29 23:15:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's splendid.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-02-26 03:01:57 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Could you imagine the shits that would give a baby? Fuck me. I get some gnarly afterparty when I go on some spice binges, but goddamn.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-01 02:27:40 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That bass was funky. Both the guy with the guitar and the reporter getting one to the face.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-02 22:52:11 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I accept our robot overlords

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-02 22:52:45 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That was a damn good episode.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-02 22:53:02 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

One of the like, three channels I've actually got the bell rung on.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-03 02:10:01 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Love me some Katawa

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-05 02:50:38 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I used to sleep with a warhammer near the head of my bed because I lived in fuckin' crackville.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-05 05:14:21 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

It's only gay if balls are touching.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-05 05:52:18 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

/r/SexyVelma

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-05 06:48:54 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Inspiration propaganda

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-05 07:54:35 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>isolated shitholes where no one goes
WHY AREN'T THEY GETTING KUNG-FLU?

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-05 07:55:30 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Could also be:
>places with limited resources and little to no medical infrastructure
WHY ARE THERE NO CASES BEING REPORTED?

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-07 02:51:27 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

It's just gotten an infection. Either it will die or shake it. One or the other.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-07 06:37:07 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That New Mexico no-no square is because there's so much NOTHING there. Though, from my experience driving across country, Kansas fells like there's more nothing, but there's much more farmland.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-08 04:00:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Thicc Thigh-deology

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-08 08:15:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

That's amazing.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-09 23:36:30 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Everything Eruobeat Remixed.

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-13 01:35:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>Seductive Honking

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687836251709243547/OhYeahThatIsWhatIHaveBeenLookingFor.gif

Urist McStout-Horn
2020-03-16 23:37:20 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

>It's cute and all, but it keeps hitching up.
Working as gloriously intended.

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