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Crow
2019-02-07 11:33:08 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

i need to stop waking up and playing slapcock with myself before i get out of bed

Crow
2019-02-07 20:48:08 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

oh hi

Crow
2019-02-07 20:48:16 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

did someone say this was the new shitposting channel?

Crow
2019-02-07 20:52:09 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

imagine being as beautiful, rich, powerful, and retarded as AOC

Crow
2019-02-07 21:57:30 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

imagine being as smug and arrogant and beautiful and rich and powerful and mentally handicapped as AOC

Crow
2019-02-07 21:57:48 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

i bet you she got nerve stapled

Crow
2019-02-07 21:59:34 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

AOC at the state of the union: https://youtu.be/AvoNBomWBZI

Crow
2019-02-08 06:25:20 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

wait whats wrong with capitalism

Crow
2019-02-08 14:51:33 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

im just going to barbaroi

Crow
2019-02-08 14:51:35 UTC [Athens #๐ŸŽจgallery๐ŸŽจ_art]  

this is an art channel

Crow
2019-07-17 04:57:44 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i think i might have just been blacklisted from my local corner store

Crow
2019-07-17 04:58:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so theres this homeless dude that just sort of hangs out nearby

Crow
2019-07-17 04:58:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and also they have like 5 metal tables and chairs that are always empty

Crow
2019-07-17 04:58:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and so i just got a 12 pack and invited the homeless dude out

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and we hung out talking for like 3 hours

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

dude wasnt very smart tbh

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:21 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but i had fun because i was gettting trashed

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:25 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

then security came out

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and hes like "you gotta go"

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so we cleaned up and we'

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

were leaving

Crow
2019-07-17 04:59:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and hes like "i gotta file a report"

Crow
2019-07-17 05:00:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im assuming in any sane world the report would be "humans used this table to speak:

Crow
2019-07-17 05:00:26 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

unfortunately this isnt a sane world

Crow
2019-07-17 05:00:45 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

so i guess im aiding and abbetting vagrency i dont really know what the charge would be

Crow
2019-07-17 05:00:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but i know hes a person its illegal to talk to in public

Crow
2019-07-17 05:01:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

obviously i challenge that

Crow
2019-07-17 05:01:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

hes a full blooded citizen of this great union

Crow
2019-07-17 05:01:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i get that we have time and place restrictions

Crow
2019-07-17 05:02:13 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but this guard was a full on dickback

Crow
2019-07-17 05:02:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

honestly his only excuse is what, he didnt see what was going on for 3 hours

Crow
2019-07-17 05:02:44 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

honestly it was total trash

Crow
2019-07-17 05:03:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

he literally reported our conversation

Crow
2019-07-17 05:03:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

gross af

Crow
2019-07-17 05:03:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

you know fat turds i guess bend the knee a lot more often than you would think

Crow
2019-07-17 05:03:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im a fat turd myselfd

Crow
2019-07-17 05:03:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but i would never bend the knee

Crow
2019-07-17 05:04:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i dont get why he would

Crow
2019-07-17 05:04:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i guess the hentai is too strong

Crow
2019-07-17 05:04:34 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

me im 5 6

Crow
2019-07-17 05:04:40 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yeah

Crow
2019-07-17 05:04:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

210

Crow
2019-07-17 05:04:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

built like a brick shithouse

Crow
2019-07-17 05:05:11 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im egregiously strong

Crow
2019-07-17 05:05:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

nah

Crow
2019-07-17 05:05:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im fortunate to be stout

Crow
2019-07-17 15:02:51 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

oh i was just talking about this

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

aoc should be like wearing nothing but an apron and a pail of high heel shoes

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

doing dishes in my kitchen

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

speaking in rapid angry spanish

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:20 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

and our 5 mixed race children

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

at

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:30 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

fuck

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im hungover

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

pair

Crow
2019-07-17 15:03:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

shes not underqualified for THIS DICK

Crow
2019-07-17 15:04:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

no shes not raising the kids

Crow
2019-07-17 15:04:04 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im raising the kids

Crow
2019-07-17 15:04:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

shes doing the dishes and incubating the kids

Crow
2019-07-17 15:04:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

think of her like a combination dishwasher/cloning vat

Crow
2019-07-17 15:04:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

they will only be half her

Crow
2019-07-17 15:04:52 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

thats fine ill beat the socialism out of them

Crow
2019-07-17 15:05:06 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

lol

Crow
2019-07-17 15:05:24 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

we're gonna CRISPR the socialism right out of those half puerto rican kids

Crow
2019-07-17 15:05:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ill take one for the team on this one guys

Crow
2019-07-17 15:05:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

its a dirty job but someone has to bang AOC

Crow
2019-07-17 15:05:42 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ill do it, its fine

Crow
2019-07-17 15:06:02 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

im gonna go lay down i think im delirious

Crow
2019-07-20 03:47:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

buzz aldrin is a great man

Crow
2019-07-20 03:47:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

but he dresses like a very old man

Crow
2019-07-20 06:16:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

cross stitch is just pixel art for girls

Crow
2019-07-27 15:29:12 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

"consent is sexy"

Crow
2019-07-27 15:29:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

this will never catch on with rapists

Crow
2019-07-29 13:37:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

heres a question

Crow
2019-07-29 13:37:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

when we buy something in the store the store got it in the same packaging as when we buy something on amazon

Crow
2019-07-29 13:37:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

however when we get that packaging from amazon we just toss the packaging in the dumpster/trash

Crow
2019-07-29 13:37:56 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

where if we buy it in the store the store tosses it in the dumpster/trash

Crow
2019-07-29 13:38:17 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

however most stores use compactors to compress cardboard and stuff into bales before throwing it away

Crow
2019-07-29 13:38:24 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

where most people at home dont

Crow
2019-07-29 13:38:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

have we studied the effect of amazon on the landfills, now that most of the packaging is no longer being compacted?

Crow
2019-07-29 13:40:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

no

Crow
2019-07-29 13:40:27 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i dont mean that packaging

Crow
2019-07-29 13:40:36 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

i mean the delivery boxes and stuff, especially on larger items

Crow
2019-07-29 13:40:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

the stores recieve product in boxes as well

Crow
2019-07-29 13:40:50 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yes

Crow
2019-07-29 13:41:00 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

yes but stores put it through a compactor first

Crow
2019-07-29 13:41:03 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

people at home dont

Crow
2019-07-29 13:41:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

you read nothing i wrote, did you

Crow
2019-07-29 13:41:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

we dont have recycling here

Crow
2019-07-29 13:41:45 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

er burn all our trash in a giant pit on the edge of town

Crow
2019-07-29 13:41:47 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

this is america

Crow
2019-07-29 13:42:22 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

hell no

Crow
2019-07-29 13:42:29 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

thats some pinko commie shit

Crow
2019-07-29 13:42:39 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

ha

Crow
2019-07-29 13:42:49 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

we dont even have bins

Crow
2019-07-29 13:42:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

a man walks down the street pulling a cart and ringing a bell

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