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"BRING OUT YOUR TRASH"

"BRING OUT YOUR TRASH"

no but seriously we dont have recycling in my city

i woke up and coughed for like 10 minutes

i coughed up like a gigantic mouthfull of goop

extremely productive

coughing

some people are putting new doors and windows in my house today

its going to be super annoying

but i suppose more energy efficient

occasional cortex's green new deal

its a reality in my life

MY BUILDING IS BEING UPGRADED!!!!

FINALLY

now give me a machette and point me at the farting cows

shut up you are not a pretty girl

nigger i know that

im the one getting new doors and windows

like i just tripped and accidentally called a contractor

OOPS

fuck off

its a good likeness

the uk can fuck my ass

your fucking mom makes a huge difference

1930s houses have chicken wire in the walls

you basically live in a farraday cage

you're the only one who will survive the 5gpocalypse

stop being a fucking stooge for the man, jack

fuck you jack

fiber will be replaced with direct point to point gamma ray burst by the year 3000

you're just a naysayer

nah

ill either improve your life or fry your brain for free dude

jack stop doing the dirty work of big business

well

what if we inject the transmitter directly into a mouse's balls

it lowers its sperm count

obviously its not healthy

hahahaha NO DEAL BREXIT ROFL

hahaha the brits cant be free

the british mind is not prepared for liberty

hahahaha

hahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHA

what can a british do without someone else to tell him?

nothing

a british cannot wipe his own ass without a french or german to show him how

(i like to pointlessly antagonize the brits)

(because they cant do anything about it)

(if they use harsh language in response ill have them arrested)

10 million british pounds lol

thats like one billboard in USA

we wipe our ass on 10 million british pounds

yeah ok

we have more british pounds than you do

no

what a loser

this guy needs to stop being a stooge for the man

yeah his campaign was trash

his stupid quick cut rape joke videos somehow didnt win over the suburban woman

man what a haircut

considering only the rich pay taxes

all tax cuts are for the rich

fucking commie fag

REEE PINKO SCUM

look at that alpha male torso

theres nothing more quintessentially british than that last image

only the rich pay taxes

so all tax cuts are for the rich

its a tagedy

tragedy

if donald trump is alone in the woods and nancy pelosi isnt around is he still a racist?

criticizing crack abuse is criticizing black people

here

new buzzfeed article

"l̨ast y̸ea̶r̴ ͝i was u̷nk̛nowin͡g͢ly͢ se͘r̷v͡ing̢ th͢e҉ patria҉r̶c͏ḩy͡ a̢s̸ i͢ p̨uţ th̵e͡ ̴f͡ín̴i͢s͡hin͠g ͜to͟ućh̕e͘s̴ ͟o͝n m̡y i͞kea ̛fur̵nit̕uŕe i̴n ̵m̸y̷ ̀midtown͡ ̕flat ͏in th͜e͏ ̨n̨i͞c̸e͏r a̡r̢e͢a̢ of̕ ̷ba͝l͝t͏im͏o͘rę. i ͏r̡e͏a̢l̕i͘ze̸d͜, ̶o̧ver th͝e c̸ou҉rs͠e ͢o̡f ţhe͡ next ͘ye̕ar, w͝he̶n ͢i ̢w͝a͟s d͜r̢ow͘n̛ing͝ my ̢c̶h́i̶ld̴r͠en aţ ̷the̕ ta҉il ͟end of̵ a trul̕y ̶l̸ibe͢ra̢ti͟ng ͘c͟r̀ack b́i͞nge ̴t̸hat̢ ţrúe femi̴n̨i̷sm can on̴l̸y̧ ҉b͏e fųl̛ly͠ ́e̢xp̧ressed ̵th͠r͜o͘ùgh the will of slaan҉esh"

thunderfoot is a wierd lookin dude

i think he has an extra chromosome

too spicy sorry

albinegro

oh hes a remainder alright

all he does is "debunk" shit everyone knows is fake

waterseer

solar roadways

feminism

to be fair as much as hes probably right

i would still probably not bet against elon musk

thats ok, once we get neural link set up

we can have thunderfoot nerve stapled

and he can just agree with elon musk on everything

well you will once we have you nerve stapled

FREE NERVE STAPLING FOR EEEEEVERYBODY

YOU GET A NERVE STAPLE YOU GET A NERVE STAPLE YOU GET A NERVE STAPLE AND YOU GET A NERVE STATPLE

look under your chaaaair

oh ok i see how it is

I make ONE rape joke

and now im offensive?

2019-08-12 13:02:22 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

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