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"BRING OUT YOUR TRASH"
"BRING OUT YOUR TRASH"
no but seriously we dont have recycling in my city
i woke up and coughed for like 10 minutes
i coughed up like a gigantic mouthfull of goop
extremely productive
coughing
some people are putting new doors and windows in my house today
its going to be super annoying
but i suppose more energy efficient
occasional cortex's green new deal
its a reality in my life
MY BUILDING IS BEING UPGRADED!!!!
FINALLY
now give me a machette and point me at the farting cows
shut up you are not a pretty girl
nigger i know that
im the one getting new doors and windows
like i just tripped and accidentally called a contractor
OOPS
fuck off
its a good likeness
the uk can fuck my ass
your fucking mom makes a huge difference
1930s houses have chicken wire in the walls
you basically live in a farraday cage
you're the only one who will survive the 5gpocalypse
stop being a fucking stooge for the man, jack
fuck you jack
fiber will be replaced with direct point to point gamma ray burst by the year 3000
you're just a naysayer
nah
^
ill either improve your life or fry your brain for free dude
jack stop doing the dirty work of big business
well
what if we inject the transmitter directly into a mouse's balls
it lowers its sperm count
obviously its not healthy
hahahaha NO DEAL BREXIT ROFL
hahaha the brits cant be free
the british mind is not prepared for liberty
hahahaha
hahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHA
what can a british do without someone else to tell him?
nothing
a british cannot wipe his own ass without a french or german to show him how
(i like to pointlessly antagonize the brits)
(because they cant do anything about it)
(if they use harsh language in response ill have them arrested)
10 million british pounds lol
thats like one billboard in USA
we wipe our ass on 10 million british pounds
yeah ok
we have more british pounds than you do
no
what a loser
this guy needs to stop being a stooge for the man
yeah his campaign was trash
his stupid quick cut rape joke videos somehow didnt win over the suburban woman
man what a haircut
considering only the rich pay taxes
all tax cuts are for the rich
fucking commie fag
REEE PINKO SCUM
look at that alpha male torso
theres nothing more quintessentially british than that last image
only the rich pay taxes
so all tax cuts are for the rich
its a tagedy
tragedy
if donald trump is alone in the woods and nancy pelosi isnt around is he still a racist?
criticizing crack abuse is criticizing black people
here
new buzzfeed article
"l̨ast y̸ea̶r̴ ͝i was u̷nk̛nowin͡g͢ly͢ se͘r̷v͡ing̢ th͢e҉ patria҉r̶c͏ḩy͡ a̢s̸ i͢ p̨uţ th̵e͡ ̴f͡ín̴i͢s͡hin͠g ͜to͟ućh̕e͘s̴ ͟o͝n m̡y i͞kea ̛fur̵nit̕uŕe i̴n ̵m̸y̷ ̀midtown͡ ̕flat ͏in th͜e͏ ̨n̨i͞c̸e͏r a̡r̢e͢a̢ of̕ ̷ba͝l͝t͏im͏o͘rę. i ͏r̡e͏a̢l̕i͘ze̸d͜, ̶o̧ver th͝e c̸ou҉rs͠e ͢o̡f ţhe͡ next ͘ye̕ar, w͝he̶n ͢i ̢w͝a͟s d͜r̢ow͘n̛ing͝ my ̢c̶h́i̶ld̴r͠en aţ ̷the̕ ta҉il ͟end of̵ a trul̕y ̶l̸ibe͢ra̢ti͟ng ͘c͟r̀ack b́i͞nge ̴t̸hat̢ ţrúe femi̴n̨i̷sm can on̴l̸y̧ ҉b͏e fųl̛ly͠ ́e̢xp̧ressed ̵th͠r͜o͘ùgh the will of slaan҉esh"
thunderfoot is a wierd lookin dude
i think he has an extra chromosome
too spicy sorry
albinegro
oh hes a remainder alright
all he does is "debunk" shit everyone knows is fake
waterseer
solar roadways
feminism
to be fair as much as hes probably right
i would still probably not bet against elon musk
thats ok, once we get neural link set up
we can have thunderfoot nerve stapled
and he can just agree with elon musk on everything
well you will once we have you nerve stapled
FREE NERVE STAPLING FOR EEEEEVERYBODY
YOU GET A NERVE STAPLE YOU GET A NERVE STAPLE YOU GET A NERVE STAPLE AND YOU GET A NERVE STATPLE
look under your chaaaair
oh ok i see how it is
I make ONE rape joke
and now im offensive?
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