KaiserDoom

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it is

mk 1 iron

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/601240700167782404/156.png

mk 2 didn't have free-helmets to look around with. it wasn't until the torsos got modified you could look about with it on.

Also my DW party were either all blood angels/descendents or Ultra fags. Only 1 member was Space wolf and 1 was Black templar

the black-templar rage-quit when our flesh tearer ate the renegade inquisitor's brain.

because he quote "Wanted to redeem him"

and instead flesh tearer boy did an Aliens, dropped from the ceiling and bit the fucker in the head in the game.

Our spacewolf was a wolf priest :D, the guy was cool.

our two-ultrafags kept shouting "THIS IS NOT CODEX COMPLIANT" over and over again.

Yep and our Flesh-tearer and space wolfs were always taking turns as squad lead.

our Ultra Marines died to tyranids after just bragging they were "Tyrannid War Vets " and so good that they could take out an entire hive alone

a single genestealer killed both

Now, what made the GM quit was I retired the librarian cause he kept trying to kill it because he'd just instant banish demons. So I made a dark angel, rolled better stats than before, better armor with everyone as witness, and chose to be the tech-Marine and take the Deathwing class since i started at the same level as everyone else.

that was when he quit running the game, he penalized everyone before his rage-quit by samurai-jacking everyone to the past.

a Demon of khorne, samurai jacked us

Tech Marine*

I keep forgetting tech priests and tech marines are different

Tbh I played a tech priest in an Only War

As an only war tech priest, we were a Penal Reg and my job was to take the party to scavenge the dead and get gear. Instead I started converting the dead into war servators

I see Selemas slurps slaaneshi man sauce

Eldar aren't people

I hope the Cenobites take them all

Tbh, it would be fun to see Pin-head as a Cop in a fantasy game.

"He was J-Walking... now he shall feel exquisite pleasure and pain..." - Officer Pinhead after just having shot a chain into a criminal's ankle before pulling them into his van.

yup

"Officer pinhead, how do you get new recruits?" - News reporter

"Ill show you Tom..." - chains hook tom and pull him into a closet. out steps a cenobite tom in a cop uniform

"Anymore questions?" Pinhead asks as the camera man runs screaming.

This is why we hired pinhead

he has the solution to everything

but can they really stop him?

there's tons of puzzle boxes

more than one

like 8 i think with a guardian of each

neither

Akira is getting a 4k remaster and series

isn't Pink the trap that jack is after?

I dunno who to believe. Whether I should trust goodwood, or the unknown

Jack just wants his traps.

No, i just found it funny and felt like sharing it

I see it as a Mix of Labor, you gotta have skilled labor to do all the detailing and putting shit in place. Then you need the unskilled worker to make my fucking bricks and move them or they get the lashes in the desert sand

So, we all gotta share the same exacto knife and paint brushes?

Fuck no

Joker, its a joke.

I like to just imagine I have the craftsmen making my pyramid, I just get the slaves to make the bricks in the fashion of Dark Sun world. No water if you don't make my bricks

Kiwi

I just wanna imagine ancient earth as Dark Sun world okay. We all know how it really is, but lets just imagine its like dark sun world where everyone's evil lich psychics who built the pyramids and fought against bug men.

where midget cannibals roamed the desert sands

I mean, romans kinda didn't care. They just enslaved anyone. You could even sell yourself into slavery

no like it was real slavery

no indentured shit

Like you could sell yourself into slavery as a means to prevent your whole family as a means of paying off entire debts owed. You could even trade your children.

Rome even allowed you as a family to have a vote and if it was unanimous you can legally kill X family member and decimate them from the history

Indentured Servitude in Rome was more about swearing an oath to a patrician house for X seasons in exchange that they cover your debts, etc.

Its like telling the bank "I'll work for you, for like 7 summers. if you cover the debt. But I do my own thing outside of summer." and they shake

and the roman republic was not democratic

Literally the roman republic was just an Aristocratic gov't system with elected officials where the senate had most of the power. Plebs didn't even receive the vote till later

Caesar was the final dictator, his nephew became the 1st Emperor and didn't change much of the system's gov't power beyond placing Emperor above Consuls. The system didn't get fucked until after Augustus even.

plus Caesar ran the gov't like a populist and kept ensuring the people got shit. He basically got ganked in all reality as the senate saw him as being disrespectful as he had terrible diarrhea according to some versions of the story and he wouldn't stand at that specific meeting because he would have shit himself

imagine the last few meetings you got up and left to shit because you had diarrhea and people got pissed with you to the point where if you did it this time, or even stand because they demand it, you shit yourself. Imagine how bad it has to be if you're suffering from essentially dysentery over the past 3 days, and get stabbed for it.

He did march into the city and declare himself dictator, i'm not denying it. As Pompey even declared himself dictator before he took it himself

Becoming dictator as a title isn't hard. Dictator was even a title traded off between consuls when one left to go to war and had to stay out for long periods of time, the other became dictator and they traded.

Caesar's reason was that pompey was a dickhead who took the glory for his actions in Gaul, that's why he marched across and went to civil war.

Caesar wasn't even dictator for the full duration a dictator could even last on the chair. And Dictator the title itself could be extended. Which they did by popular opinion at the time due to changes and reforms he planned and were setting into motion. While he is meant to swap places with a consul every 6 months, they never did because the others were dead.

lol

Quartz D20 from rome

failure to advertise

When she tries to chug it all, but can't hold it down. https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-9556835

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck i'm sorry, but I'll have to report you all to the Ministry of love.

The meme is basically cause Pizza Hut is asking if you eat the pizza knot crust first or the pizza. and in turn the Furriers replied

I engage in mental Gymnastics with my GM over why I don't like Stalker or the concept of playing in a metro PnP. He tries to think of it as the concept of "You probably don't like heavy thinker games" and I take it as "No, its just boring to be here."

For me, I just don't find them interesting. I also find Metro to be a "Why the fuck would i play this as a PnP" because the game imo is a 1 time playthrough. I don't find it worth a replay, and the book to me is boring af and so i stopped after 4.5 chapters.

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