Yo what's poppin in here?

I'm down

We get rooded by Nazis or something? That's a lot of bans

Aha

Speaking of that, I wonder, how much of leftypol is in here anyways?

Got a nice mix of international dealies here tho, that's a good deal

Mao Zedong and Huey Long Dong

Yo comrades, I've been hearing pretty much all about Venezuela recently, especially the "nut reel specialism" meme that's been cropping up lately, and boy is it all depressing. I was just wondering what you folks think of the whole deal, because while I want to fall back on the fact that our favorite global hegemonic neoliberal order tends to pressurize any opposition, I can't help but think the left really shot itself in the foot by parading Chavismo, which may as well be neo-Caudillo ideology covered in some red paint imo, as the real 21st Century socialism.

Real niggas whom play Command and Conquer Generals main the GLA

Yo whassup Lyndon LaRouche

Yo what's the fascism book?

Guerrilla Mindset?

Oh, so like Ben Shapiro's *True Alliegance*

Now that was a good book

Dude you need to read True Alliegance

It will get you redpill woke

Indeed, that Ben Shapiro

No dude, trust me, he's playing the long con

You're playing checkers, he's playing chess

You think you're converting people to the right with like Nazi tomes and shit, but Ben is rewriting The Turner Diaries in a modern context and no one even realizes they're getting pilled by this man, he's a genius

See exactly, you're doing the checkers, and Ben is like Doctor Manhattan: he's seen past space and time, and can now beat the liberals to the death

See exactly, you're already in the inverted pyramid scheme and you don't know it - it's like the Star Trek chess

It's so dense, there's so much going on in every frame

Oh yeah, Tengriism is cool

Good on them, fighting the Alt RIght

Turkic faith, they got swastikas

Much like a lot of faiths

Yeah shit sucks when people are leemings

Hey on that note, you got any good self improvement tips? I could use a few

Like should I eat onions or something? I hear onions are good for the manhood

Yo what about the protien powder though, it's all got soy in it

I can't eat that shit, I don't want to turn into a bimbo

Yeah but every protien shake you drink, it's turning you into a bimbo, but slowly

Rost?

No but like I said, every protien shake got that soy in it

And again, I don't wanna get bimboified by the soy

So like, what's a guy to do?

Yeah but what if they inject the soy into the meat?

Like who knows what they're doing behind those doors

They could be injecting the soy into our meat to feminize us as we speak

Yeah, that's fair enough

I'll post my spears in a few hours

Dude you never know man, like you get your meat from a deli, but who knows if you have a dude in the high end deli injecting the soy into your meat

Also whey powder is basically close enough to soy, so no thank you, no bimboification for me

I dunno man, must be all the soy

Yeah but you really gotta be careful about that soy, it's everywhere

Like I'm on a Q board right? And I hear they're gonna aerosolize it

So no one is gonna be safe

Y'all don't even know about the soy chemtrails, they're gonna take us all down man

The bimboification gene, forgot what it's called, but trust me, that's its specific purpose

Yeah Pakistan was the one that invented the computer right?

Is that by Matt Forney?

That's some energy right there

See I told you, it's the soy

Soy. Chemtrails.

They must be the ones that don't have enough Neanderthal DNA

Now there's a good reference

Frankly, I think 3Pac is a better Pac than Tupac

Dude, you say that, but if you really think about it - this place is full of feds

@Deleted User Be careful, Q boards say that most of those people are Crypto-Maoists

Hell, you could be a Crypto-Maoist yourself

And you wouldn't even know

Like Crypto-Maoists already control 90% of the government as it is, so you have to be on your guard - any group technically has feds in it

Nah dude, they're in on it

@Deleted User Nah like George Bush and Bill Clinton? Cryptos

Bush was a Trotskyite when he was young after all

Like they just found ways to disguise it

And embraced Crypto-Maoism

So any group you could join - it's probably just a puppet of the Cryptos

Especially the white nationalist ones

Why do you think they look so bad all the time? Crypto-Maoist manouvering

You say that, but do you even know if Bush isn't secretly a Crypto-Maoist?

Ok, so basically imagine accelerationism, but they wanna spread it piecemeal secretly through capitalist government institutions and imperialism, and when that's all done - boom, pull the curtain off, and it was Maoism the whole time

Some people think it's Jews and shit, but it was the Crypto-Maoists and the Rosicrucians who have been running everything

You think Marx created communism?

That's a laugh

Everyone knows it was the Incans

And the Incans told Marx how to do it

You gotta get woke fam

Nah man, Jews were just the body doubles of the Quechuan world order operatives

That's how it's always been

And, as I said, the Quechuans were the real first Crypto-Maoists

Also, and don't forget, Marx was the pseudonym of Tupac Amaru

It do be like that, Juche is the prototype form of the final stage of Crypto-Maoism after all

World Juche, duh

North Korea is a paradise on earth, but they just cover it up since everyone would move there right away

So that's why they gotta do Crypto-Maoism slowly in every other nation

Exactly

See yeah, even Trump himself is an operative

Oh yeah totally, it's cool as fuck

Exactly, so take that, but put the whole world in it - boom, no more need for autarkism, since it's the whole world

Yeah but like it's all in the service of vanguardist Crypto-Maoism

So the ends justify the means