pls shitpost

pls shitpost

ye. Just reading cringe in my feed on facebook

I should not have told my coworker that I thought a regular customer we have is cute because now she won't stop tryna get my shy introverted ass to pick him up 0////0

???

......oh dear..

...

cancer

"BEING AFRAID OF AND CRYING AT THE SIGHT OF A NEEDLE DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PUSSY!"

I WAS LITERALLY TOLD THIS JUST NOW

@Dick Daddy Foster I have a suggestion. Make a debate channel.

So that we can debate each other on any topic given. And who knows? Maybe you might get some material for future videos?

I'M TRYNA FIND ANYWHERE ON HIS GROIN THAT HAS A HINT OF PHOTOSHOP BUT NOTHING! DOES HE EVEN HAVE A PENIS?!

BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF HE IS A BOY OR A GIRL YOU HO!

I ALWAYS ASSUMED HE WAS A PERVERTED MAN OBSESSED WITH DRAWING LOLIS BUT IF HE WAS A WOMAN ALL A LONG IT COULD BE USED IN A POLITICAL DEBATE

"THE PENETRATOR IS THE PERPRETRATOR!" WHAT ABOUT THIS HO?!

yes he is infamous for his lolicon

Hell he drew hillary clinton into a loli

he is also famous for ruining memes

no just drew her lewdly

3 main things he does: Lolicon, Rule 34 of our childhoods, and ruining memes via art

he got blocked by keemstar because he drew his daughter in a not lewd, but questionable manner

rule 34 of our childhoods.. think a more fucked up version of zone tan

Zone tan does porno animations of childhood cartoons.

I was browsing the comments section on facebook and I swear I have never seen a nose on a woman THAT BIG WTF HAHAH

I'M NOT ONE TO MAKE FUN OF APPEARANCES BUT MY GOD THAT NOSE IS SO BIG XD

*drool*

If his name begin with the letter F he a fuckboi

Ye

Uhh.. I was at work?

also make it yoself, ho

More, daddy~

Ordered a new graphics tablet. Comes with tutorials and a starter version of art rage ouo

mhmm. There were only 5 left in stock and as I was ordering there were only 3 left, managed to be one of the final few to get them

AND AS OF NOW THEY ARE SOLD OUT

Usually if it doesn't say "More on the way" Then it means amazon is gonna stop providing it. It's a good brand too.

Flork of cows pinged everyone in his server and EVERYONE IS SENDING ANGRY MESSAGES HAHAH

Artist famous for making comics with sock puppet characters on MSPaint.

because he's popular.. and he tagged @ Everyone which TAGS EVERYONE IN THE SERVER

Fuck you, whore

Gonna just say something real quick.. if you choose to eat at a busy restaraunt.. so busy that the line stretches all the way to the door and there are a bunch of reciepts on the counter next to the registers(Where we keep them because that's the area we put the trays on for me to take it to them) Don't complain when your orders are mixed up.. You chose a busy store. When it gets that busy, be prepared for a possible mix up with your order. if you don't want that to happen, then leave when it's busy and go somewwhere else

YES! TODAY WAS SO BUSY THAT NOBODY NOT EVEN THE MANAGERS GOT A CHANCE TO TAKE A BREAK! CUSTOMERS KEPT ROLLING IN AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH MY JOB! I HAVE TO DO BOTH SERVE ORDERS /AND/ CLEAN THEIR MESSES AND AS I WAS CLEANING /MORE/ CUSTOMERS ROLLED IN AND IT WAS ENDLESS!

Then they bitch at us when their orders end up wrong. THEN NEXT TIME DON'T CHOOSE A BUSY STORE YOU QUARTER WITS

fun fact: GUN CONTROL ADVOCATES ARE /STILL/ SPITTING IN HIS FACE AFTER GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT

also take note that no liberal on twitter is mentioning this tweet. Not even tara strong. It's almost like they see only what they WANT to see. 🤔

HIHI

Stop being such a fag

pussy

🤷

There is a specific video that milo posted a while back that I can't find anymore. >_< I need it

footage of joe biden getting a little touchy feely with little girls he was taking pictures with along with their families and they showed signs of trying to get away which looked very creepy

it's going around that joe biden is running for president in the 2020 elections and a couple of my friends shared it.. They like joe biden but are unaware of this video. I NEED IT

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

What's a device called when it's a USB port that has extra ports for you to plug in more USB cables?

I went blank

Yes. Thanks

LOOK AT WHAT I MADE!

???

ew

So who is this ho?

lies. his mom doesn't love him

... I was right? God damn I'm so sorry bro

it's true. lack of a parental figure leads to a kink of said parental figure

I was thinking CAH streams

ssweetheart is a mom word. Dad's say Boi

"Boi you better sit yo ass down and behave right now or I'll whoop yo ass so hard you won't be able to sit at all

Meanwhile to the daughters :*huggles* My little princess.

That was my household before my parents split

"Boi you better get yo ass off of that tree. If you fall, I ain't takin' yo ass to the hospital and put us in debt."

When I misbehaved in public, My mom and dad treated me with care putting on a good caring show for everyone else but then whispered in my ear in a scary voice "Just wait until we get home, ninita" then gripped me by the arm painfully until we got home to proceed with the spankings

Nope. Just an old fashioned household. Around here spanking was a normal disciplinary method.

Remember: I'm mexican

...MY GOD YOU ARE SO WHITE!!!

sounds like a rich white hobby

It's only considered child abuse if you spank so hard you leave bruises that make it hurt to move. Like let's say a child got spanked for misbehaving and embarrassing the parents in public. If they are unable to sit down, then yes it's child abuse. Spanking is one thing, but making them unable to do everyday things is what makes it child abuse. When my parents split, my mom got a little easier but was still strict. My dad once spanked me so hard I was unable to sit down. My crime? I accidentally broke my brother's glasses while at dad's house. My mom was in the process of pressing charges after my teacher noticed what was going on.
A few smacks to the butt with a belt or a light smack in the face when they start badmouthing you is fine so long as it doesn't impair the child's ability to do everyday things.

I once got told by a high school classmate that having rules and a curfew was child abuse. She was knocked up at 15, didn't have a dad and her mother was always drunk off her ass with her recent one night stand. Not spanked once and believes that having rules and regulations is child abuse.

I don't believe in raising kids to believe they have the same rights as an adult because they don't. Reality check: They are too young to understand what rights are and if you TRY to teach them, they will get the wrong idea and try to abuse it. One of my childhood friends was entering her rebellious teenager phase and got so bad that she threatened to call the cops on her mom for spanking her one time. My mom's advice to her? Challenge her. Tell her "Go ahead! Call the cops. And when they answer, tell them WHY I spanked you." they will stop. It worked when I tried it(Despite having a strict mom because of the classmates I had who were raised with freedom) and it worked on her too. You NEVER raise kids on the same level as you. My mother always told me that when I have kids, to remember that I am their parent, NOT their friend so not to act like it.

Bright side: All the unprotected sex you want

Didn't say you had to be a ho. Find a man worthy of your time and fuck his brains out

Rich white kids: MY MOM TOOK AWAY MY DESSERT AND MADE ME DO THE DISHES! I HATE HER SO MUCH! I'M CALLING CPS!
Poor black and latino kids: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm sorry centrist but that is some weak ass parenting XD
Latinos and blacks get beat.

You'd kill yourself if you lived in our households

Lmao same. We have a dining table but we don't give a fuck. We eat in our rooms.

Though my mom always told me to not act that way in someone else's household

probably got asked to do the dishes one time

No, that's just worthy of some hardcore scolding with a voice so loud your ears will bleed because we latinos are loud

I bet my mom's side is louder

My voice makes me sound like I'm yelling or shouting or screaming and on top of that I have a resting bitch face

I would be going to a barbecue with my mom and I would be minding my own business listening to music and people will ask my mom "Hey.. is your daughter pissed off or something?" She'd be like "No that's just her face! XD"

Wtf How do I sound edgy?

That's because 1) I don't know how to work the mic on my headset, 2) If I talk in my normal voice, we usually talk at night when people are asleep and I get bitched at for being too loud and 3) My brother lives with me so he tells me to shut up that I'm too loud so I have to lower my voice. Meet me in person and your ears will bleed upon meeting my numerous family members

I'll punch you in the dick, how bout that?

Bitch my family is worse