Bright side: All the unprotected sex you want

See i just knew that whatever complaints i had about my parents that they are basically FWP's and really nothing to complain to anyone but my friends about it

nah man there are still STDS

Yeah true

But if you know that they don't have them

Unprotected seeeeeexxxxx

Didn't say you had to be a ho. Find a man worthy of your time and fuck his brains out

ewwww

if thats to me i uh

Yeah do it

cant change the fact my reproductive organs dont work like they should krelan

Find true love

No I meant the "fuck his brains out" quote.

OH

That i find gross.

Rich white kids: MY MOM TOOK AWAY MY DESSERT AND MADE ME DO THE DISHES! I HATE HER SO MUCH! I'M CALLING CPS!
Poor black and latino kids: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

the only time i have dessert is at a restaurant,

Trini exactly, I knew that i really had nothing to complain about so i never threatened to call the police because my parents were actually decent

granted we dont have a dining table and i eat at my bed but still

Fucking hell songbird

I'm sorry centrist but that is some weak ass parenting XD
Latinos and blacks get beat.

i mean??

You'd kill yourself if you lived in our households

i havent had a dining table for like...

over 10 years now

so i forgot what its like

i doubt im missing much

I think it's like a desk you put a computer or laptop on... but it's like... bigger.

Lmao same. We have a dining table but we don't give a fuck. We eat in our rooms.

Though my mom always told me to not act that way in someone else's household

Ahahaha, my best friend, girlfriend, my brothers ex, and most of my friends said that they'd kill themselves/start cutting/run away/fall into depression because apparently my parents are bullies and scary but i never understood that

???

probably got asked to do the dishes one time

with my friends mom

I mean no

i can understand

because like her mom is the type of mom to hit you for something like....

not putting enough potatoes to boil for mashed potatoes

It's more my parents screaming at me about how much of a fucking disappointment I am and how they wish they had a different son

Or an abortion

No, that's just worthy of some hardcore scolding with a voice so loud your ears will bleed because we latinos are loud