i've eaten raw horse before

fuck horses

nah it's some of my favorite food

basashi

do you plebs not eat sushi

it's the same thing

i only eat horse in japan, if someone in the states offered me raw horse i'd probably run

would never eat a dog though

i just like dogs better

in all seriousness i've probably eaten dog before at some point in my travels

you stop wondering what it is you're eating after a while

gator is good

we killed one in my yard once and ate it

that's good

he didn't waste it

ugh

as annoying as the LGBT shit can get it isn't a pressing issue to me but when i see fucking PEDO shit it genuinely worries me

it makes me scared to have a fuckin kid

if it's this bad now imagine how bad itll be ten years from now

if pedophilia is socially acceptable

deploy the zapper

do you think they're working their way up the ranks to the pizza pedos?

well i'm pretty sure there's been a few pedo-acceptance-esque articles out now iirc

i think huffpost did one, correct me if i'm wrong

you mean like the #DraftOurDaughters thing?

Israel

jk who knows

the fact that people pretend to be being persecuted for being asexual boggles my mind

kek

that would actually be really fun for pol to lure out a punch of pedos

there's no reason to advocate pedo rights unless yer a pedo

but that goes without saying

clever

how would it be implemented though

this shit makes me want to vomit

will you label me as a fag if i follow you

i don't post anything

i want that on my feed

ok but call me one

i don't even know what show that is

i want to fucking punch john oliver in his limey rat face and knock his veneers out down his throat so he chokes to death on them

i never really post but at one point i made a post with the hashtag "BlackWomenAtWork" while it was trending and attached the video of the black women in checkers rubbing food on the ground but it disappeared recently

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months. #LetsGoDucks

is that satire

i love pepe

oh shid

it's 3 here

see ya

how to shrooms

do you just eat them?

do you eat the whole thing?

looks like it would taste like shit

👀

we can end the violence guys we just need to love more and hold each other's hands

love will solve this 😃

explosions at concert in machester

manchester

if we all just UNITE and hug each other the bad guys will give up

i actually managed to miss that meme

ah, just read about it. was gay like expected.

weeeeeeeee!

is that a man or a woman

from the second picture i would say woman but from the first i'm not too sure

something just happened that sounds like a "stuff that didn't happen" story but it did and i thought i might share it with you guys because i thought it was kind of funny

fuck just typed it all out and my PC fucking died on me

Will tell story in a bit, it isn't hilarious but it made me chuckle

Kek

A part of me has a lot of hope for the younger gen

I think they'll either be totally brainwashed or little stormtroopers

Anyway I'm gonna try to type this shit out on my phone

Lately I've had this credit card scammer company calling me pretty much every day offering to alleviate my cc debt (which I don't have) and today I was feeling kekky and decided I'd let them lead me on a bit and see how far it could go. I always take the calls​ in the best heavy stereotypical Russian accent I can muster because I don't think these retards can tell the difference. He asked me all the routine questions, visa or mastercard, amount owed, etc. which I gave him falsely of course and when he finally got around to asking me for my credit card number I said "one-four-eight-eight" which took a second or so to sink in to which he responded "Hey, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

I really didn't expect this dude to catch it

I really wish I would have recorded it

Fug

It isn't as funny told as a story

HA

I wish I could do a convincing Asian accent holy shit

just watched the black guy one

these are actually really funny

oh boy

i had my speakers on loud and clear when you said that

^gud album

https://youtu.be/dqB-EMqpsUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB4k7ma7jvM

HAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZVUxp5TRc

it keeps getting better

@♠ℜomeo♠ ᛟϟϟLandStormϟϟᛟ heatwave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS2HEg9lGwY

pcp doesn't actually make blacks high it just reverts them to their true form

I've never heard that before

joking?

i thought it's because they don't feel pain or fear when they're high on it

I think they just don't want to have to touch a sweaty nigger lol