EW PINEAPPLE!?

The only chain that really does stuffed crust here is Pizza Hut unfortunately. I always get sick when I eat Pizza Hut.

No local pizza shops?

I’m alright. Sorry to hear that Trini. The general population generally sucks.

FBI OPEN UP!

I though MI6 was y’all’s CIA

Here in the US the CIA and FBI are completely separate entities. Hell, the CIA isn’t even part of the department of homeland security.

Oh ok

Lol do they experiment on y’all like they do us?

CIA is notorious for experimenting on US citizens .

Oh lord lol lucky then. I’m waiting for 50 years down the road when more CIA documents come out about what they’re doing now.

Oh the COA destabilizes foreign states all the time.

*CIA

When I was a kid I wanted to work for the CIA but as an adult.... fuck that.

Oh hell yeah they are. Really any deep state entity.

https://youtu.be/Dk2-Oohya4M

Yo look at these comments

Something is seriously going on with this girl

And I don’t mean in a funny way. There’s a lot of speculation she’s being forced to do this.

@Dick Daddy Foster I don’t have video editing software.

🤷🏼‍♀️

Even if I wanted to, my computers processor can’t handle it.

Thank you @Duke of Petchington

Hey, my current computer’s purpose is for homework and it does its job =p

I don’t have a second job?

I have one job lol

I can’t validate anything lol

https://trib.al/U9M67SM

Here’s your rage material for the night.

Bro... it’s goddamn 4am and I cannot sleep to save my life.

Not particularly

It’s been like this for days now

Can’t sleep, and if I do, I end up sleeping until 4 pm

I even drank tonight to see if it would knock my ass out. Nope.

I mean, I drank 4 beers in an empty stomach lol

*on

12

12oz

5% alcohol

The average bud can is 8oz

But bud is for rednecks and beer long m

*beer pong

We have big cans here that we call “40’s”

But generally there’s a stereotype attached to buying those

Or they’re called “y’all boys”

*tall

Lol! My friend left a whole case of stela in my fridge last time she was over.

Yeah it’s not the best

I usually like a really dark beer. I got spoiled in Germany lol

Fuck IPA though.

Now that sounds amazing

Well I may be awake at an ungodly hour but at least I’m still productive 👍🏻

Got approved for a credit card and got some school stuff sorted out lol

Foster I could kill you before you blink. If anyone is in anyone’s basement you’re in mine lol

Chips and salsa sounds really good too. Who’s up for Chile’s lol?

*Chili’s

R/iamverysmart

This guy is the reason Ebola exists.

The closing of state-run mental institutions was a mistake.

Will you be able to keep your cool?

Because I’d lose my shit lol

“Listen here you dense mother fucker”

Idk what basic argument a zoophile can even have

Like, how do you justify fucking something that’s not even in your species?

If anything I’d say that’s animal rape because they cannot consent.

Lol takes “man’s best friend” to a whole new level

@Dick Daddy Foster you should do a@Marley and me parody lmfao

Lol A Dog’s Purpose

Do you need a mod?

That’s a federal crime.

I think some states are okay with it

When I die, someone please delete my internet browser history.

FoStEr FuCkS hIs DoG!

No but Texas is -.-

Guess it’s time to change my residency

Hawaii is like the Mexico of pacific islands

Hawaii is t even a century old

Neither is Alaska

I mean, state-wise

They had that sweet sweet sugar and a good vantage point to Japan so we’re like “Oy mate! Fuck your queen! This land is ours now!”

Take me home country roads lol

We don’t talk about DC lol

Speaking of dc

Apparently the Epstein thing is about to explode

Lots of high profile implicated

It’ll either get swept under the rug, or were about to break out in civil unrest and civil war lol

We’re definitely due for one

You’d be surprised

I’d just go to my parents house and live there. If trouble comes my way, I’ll give it. Wouldn’t be hard to hide in the trees with a .308 and snipe people off if they try to break down the gate

My parents have a full-sized working trebuchet at their house lol

My sister built it for a school project

I’ve been wanting to launch flaming balls of tar from it since they made it haha

Nobody in particularly. I just want to launch one haha

Normally we launch toasters and old computers.

I wouldn’t take a military base. Not unless it’s been deserted.

That’s like invading Russia in the winter. I’ll take the southern front where it’s always warm, thank you lol

I could stay in Florida. But I’ll have an escape boat so I can float in over to Texas when it gets too hairy lol

Why’s that a shame? Like shooting fish in a barrel lol