I still am claiming you are vee

Are they playing dnd?

Yes

Fuck

I'll have to watch the vod

And it's a crusade campaign

**DEUS VULT INTESIFYING**

**DEUS VULT**

Is vee playing a jew?

He's playing a shit cleric

They're making the characters right now

lol

who draws all the pictures?

I do not know

Arch is being a dumbass too now

A high Dex build plateaus

A lot of good it will do him when the monsters hit him regardless

I hate this fake-tank build

A tank needs high HP, period

There are also spells that are guaranteed to hit

@Deleted User what edition are they playing?

5th

GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

5th is the best edition

no no no

2nd is best

I used to be retarded too

Then I realized that a streamlined set of rules led to better games

>implying clownshoes is not best game

one funny thing I noticed about DND is that the teleport spell extends for hundreds of miles which can easily get you into space

there are also fake teleport spells where you can trick your opponent about the destination

I believe you can't actually go the space tho

so you can kill people by tricking them into teleporting into space

lol

5th edition cantrips are broken AF

I hate that about 5th

the damage is way too high

you mean low

no, the fire one does 1d10

and the basic monsters have too many attacks

what's the avg hp for lvl 20?

higher than previous, they upped the hit dies mostly

d4 hit die doesn't exist anymore for example

is it roll hp or avg hp?

or what?

whatever the DM wants, normally you roll

what is vee playing?

He is playing a cleric with low WIS and high CHA

WIS is the caster stat for cleric

and CHA is dump

...

that's what I thought

As I said, shit cleric

because he wants to persuade and intimidate

Does he have high dex so he can steal stuff?

but like, you can _just do that with spells_

like the gypsy he is?

idk, I don't think he did

Arch has high Dex

I think Vee's Dex was like 11

or 12

and like a tard, he thinks that is tanking just because he has high dex

evasion tank != tank

Dex is probably the most universally good stat

^

but like, if you want to tank, you also need CON

like, how does any tabletop gamer not know that at this point?

and arch has no con?

not sure

I've never played DnD and i know this

but he said "I have high Dex so I am a tank"

when Vee said he wasn't a tank

and a good tank would never claim to be tanking because they have high Dex

like you said, tanking isn't about _avoiding_ damage

everyone wants to do that

tanking is about taking damage and not dying

There's always the possabillity that they're just fucking with us

I guess, I mean, you can watch them type all this out on stream

no scrump for this?

So, Arch's gonna be a shit tank and Vee a shit cleric. I bet Sargon's gonna be a shit rogue

no I think Sargon is DMing

maybe he has a char too, IDK

I wanna run a crusade campaign now

gonna have to write one out

think I'll let this play out though and steal their good ideas

seems like Crusade would have to be a low magic setting

in order to feel right

also Mohammed can be the final boss

as a Lich

you have to destroy his phylactery

which is ironically a jewish word

and his phylactery is Aisha's pelvic bone

lmao

this is so wrong

http://orig04.deviantart.net/cfb9/f/2013/168/9/3/liche_vizier_by_chriskuhlmann-d69igcs.jpg

Would this do for Lich Mohammed

not bad

In the name of Allah, make better characters

lol

how's the stream going?