it was a lot of money in the 1990s

would you eat a booger for a million dollars?

id a eat a booger for free my nigga but sure

Im still looking for a job after Home Depot, Target, and Walmart turned me down.

ew

rejected by the Homeless Despot <:oof:494878589406150657>

I know right

id even have sex with Fireweaver for a mil dollars, Then you can figure out how desperate i am

It fucking sucks

Time to join the Army

youd fuck weavs for much less

kek

Feels like nobody will hire me

Nah 1 million is the lowest il go

are you white? @EnderOctanus

sell single ciggies on a street cona

The Army turned me down too, also yes

the army turned me down too

just use your privilege duh

something about not wanting a 1,5m midget

Army doesnt like ADHD

Be COMPLETELY honest everyone: How low are you willing to settle for if you sucked a dick in a no-name gay porno.

I'm talking, like, 2min at most

Damn meds

I dunno

The opportunity to suck cock hasnt arrisen yet.

thats gay Fitz

Yes, but also, money

Everyone's got a price

i bet yall would suck a dick for less even though you probly have more money than me

I mean I probably do

that is why networking and making friends is so important, the best way to get jobs is to know someone who will vouch for you

fags 🤣

Yeah my network is basically you fucks at this point.

Shut up, you'd do it if no one found out.

$5k in your pocket

Id do it for free if it was a nice dick

@EmEm Oh yeah?

Id do it if kt were Fitz, Id use it to blackmail him

@Fitzydog 5K is all you got you broke gay nibba? Ill pass

ask Ondsinet

@M4Gunner Not MY dick, faggot

how feminine is the dick?

we know what youre getting at <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

If not yours, whose?

idk, some no name porn actor

I mean you brought up dick sucking.

Can a dick be feminine

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

no

The catch is, that no one would really find out, unless they watched gay porn

I hear that it can, but i'm not sure how

Dress it up in crochet

thats just something trapfuckers made up to lie to themselves about not being gay

@Fitzydog so basicly everyone here??

why is he trying to get me to do gay porn

Personal reasons

i have L size dong i can do STRAIGHT porn

He want that gunner ass

to blackmail you later?

Gotta work up the ladder first

Strt as fluffer

Gay fluffer starting out

Its a compete hypothetical to find out how low you're willing to settle in exchange for being a faggot

How low will you go?

okay but its also to do porn

Um. Im about to have no insurance. So pretty low

youd have to pay me a lot more to suck AIDS dick from a gay porno actor

Whats lower? doing tranny porn, or doing gay porn?

<:oof:494878589406150657>

and please, lets refrain from calling them stars

haha

Depends, are they well known?

Household porn name?

its a hypothetical

principally, which is the more degenerate act?

porn is not as glamorous as it used to be

Lets turn it into realoty

and he says nobody will know, yet youre in a film

porn doesnt even pay well

you dont get 5K do shoot gay porn my dude

a WOMAN gets that to maybe get fucked in the ass for a day straight

a young attractive woman

In other words

just transition and do tranny bottom porn.

We need to become women

Men get paid much less and faggots are paid the absolute very least

Wow, you guys really are degenerates

Its fine

I do as I do, not as I say.

Just identify as a woman that has a permanent strapon

just because I know does not mean I do, motherfucker

^

this guy succs

^this guy auts

you're unironically correct

Im pretty degenerate because I think Id have nl issue fucking a prlstitjte if I know shes healthy

no swedish

Fucking tablet

My thumbs are too short

prostitutes can't be that bad. politicians use them!

dont punish us for your ineptitude or your hardware choices

get back on your real computer

Yeah I would want some assurances of her health though

why would you want a prostitute when you can just get a thot

just go to a review site.

because some of us have no game

Is there a difference?

yeah

spaghettii everywhere

paying a girls rent versus buying her 3 beers and taco bell

I dunno if I can afford that

I remember reading a post on reddit where a girl got free rent in a house with 3 guys, provided she gives out whenever requested

maybe do something like that?

Fair exchange

also hoes fuck new niggas every day, thots every weekend

its less of AIDS

honestly, I'd be more worried about aids from a thot than from a prosty

thots are dumb

I subsist on $2 french bread loaves from walmart

you are very unlikely to get aids for straight sex, as long you are the one with the penis

look at us being degenerate autists... talking about women which we know nothing about...<:chad:431600553806790667>

@AlephKnoll speak for yourself faggot

I prefer speaking for other people thank you very much.

Yeah. Just because youre right doesnt mean you shoukd say it.

He wants to think everyone online is gameless, aimless, just like him

would you still do it with a girl if you know she ate beans for lunch?

Yeah

the beans make it better

Especially if she also finds farts funny

<:GWfroggyMonkaChrist:398950551422894080>

nooo

lets not

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

im not feeding my women anything but salads

i am offended, i thought this was a christian server

this is a Christian server

It is <:deus_vult:382980746727522305>

<:GWcmeisterPeepoEZ:403295289688981534> ✝

I'm offended that theres a retard on the server

^

ayy

<:trumped:440551399772913674>

who is the retard?

Me

I'm OFFENDED, CHANGE YOUR MIND

I'm not a retard, but thats not too far off.

Im unironcially autistic lol

no the new guy, the as of recent not grey fag

you dont have to point it out

All you fake autists make way

still the new guy?

what is that pic from, it looks familiar? @EnderOctanus

I've been here for weeks!

Marathon

no the AlanPowell guy

Also used heavily in the Halo franchise

Besides, girl fart videos aren't against the rules

... yet

haha, why am i retarded? @Durtle02

Human nature

@AlephKnoll no NSFW

wait... I can't read

that wasn't nsfw

it was girls farting

i t s a j o k e

in pants

oh

@AlephKnoll thats nsfw

*can i watch girls farting at work?*

NO

no?

UR NSFW

then its against the rules

Where do you work

none of your fucking business, plant

maybe this is why you were xp restricted before

At home <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Implying we get experience from posting on this shitshow

you actually do

lol

its called Mee6 ranks bot

big think there

ohh, and I've been upgraded to lurker!

sweet... my power grows

use your embedding rights wisely motherfucker

I'm sure there isn't a problem officer.

many who ignored my advice have perished here

what are the rules for embedding

Break them to find out

those old ladies are cute

@AlephKnoll <#372509090284568577>

read them

@AlephKnoll <:no_anime:382980749785169940>

didn't say anything about embedding restrictions

thats false

all rules apply to embedding

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

dont post stuff that breaks the rules, how is that hard to understand?

but it didn't break the rules

it just bent them

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

yeah, like that

its not PVC nigger

if you VIOLATE the rules

if you FUCKING DISOBEY JDM

should I be scared?

you should be cautious

We will deport you

can't deport me if I deport myself!

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

deport yourself faggot

To Tim Pool's discord

not yet.

lol

tim has a discord?

Yes

tli

Tim Pool doesnt need this mess on his server

*til

this guy belongs in Bearings

Oh shit whats Bearing's?

I thought we were all autists here?

Im literally autistic so I know I am.

You fuckers don't even have an excuse for your retardation.

I am not an autist, does that make it worse to be here?

``I thought we were all autists here?``
Some of us actually have social skills and arent useless

*Screeches in Autistic.*

I'm at work right now <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

slacker

get back to work

I'm in school.

you trash

Rebel

fucking study

but I'm on christmas break

THEN YOURE NOT IN SCHOOL

gtfo online chat at school you youngass braindumb little shit

thanks for the good advice, but I refuse to take it.

real men dont take breaks just for christmas

they work, for christ

its not my choice

blame the school

You're welcome.

Oof

correct. I live in the democratic socialist republic of Canuckistan

nothing is your choice <:NPC:500042735617703967>

the government makes my choices for me.

How many tries was that, Gunner?

Infrared is useless

Anyway Im gonna look at government drone pilot jobs.