here's what i check:
gun control
marijuana
vaping if applicable
gay rites as in not trying to ban faggotry

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my political orientation is Vape Nationalism

she's too pro gun?

pro gun control

oh

she doesnt like extended clips and shit

I know

vaping is a new problem in that it's created new single-issue voters

but its also not always that you can find a politician's stance without emailing them to ask

Tulsi is not right on a alot of things

i'ma keep looking then

but we have 6 years to fix that

she does seem *mostly* ok

Which is the idea

It's her or Ted Cruz

is trump only mostly okay, or is he a *sonofabitch?*

that last part is important

Trump is perfect

he is doing exactly what I elected him for

so far so good

Palin tho

nah

now theres a girl who can skin a moose

Indeed

but I did not campaign for her

but I did for Donald

well I still nominate her over your fem candidate

for one, i think Palin is hotter

although its possible that she might have less chance of winning

Palin.. as in Sarah Palin?

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

if you put 5 pounds of makeup and studio lites on that broad she is absolutely fuckable

and she can skin a moose

keep in mind im twice your age, shes much older to you

Tulsi Gabbard would be better smh

I can put Tulsi in the White House

Tulsi doesnt want me to rock extended mags

id have to listen to them both talk foreign policy too

I can fix that

I have 6 years

what are you gonna do

or it's Ted Cruz

ima call up my bottom bi†ch sarah and be like hoe i can put yo ass to workin up in DC in a fancy crib

or Rand Paul

eh, i guess half these candidates have already lost in a sense

incl. sarah 💔

so atm it will be Ted

you cant replace the Don if you would lose to the Don

Red-Green Party here (communists and assorted socialists) recently released a 100 day plan for what they'd change to make the country more socialist. I scrolled down to the economy part, and asked them how they'd get around the constitution when it comes to not seizing private property. No answer. <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Ben Shapiro should run, ideal situation

ewww

J

i'd vote for shapiro, i disagree with him on plenty but probly not on many policies

Werlf I love you but there will NOT be a JEW in charge of the USA

has there never been a jew president?

nope

kindly bog off

why not

got something against Jews?

in this sense yes

but no

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i never ask myself if a person is jewish before casting my vote

is there anything wrong with the prospect of a Jewish president

maybe if i didnt live on the west coast i would

err no there isn't

being a jew just means your mom is a filthy jew

then what do you have against it

nothing wrong with that

which also means your mom is probly hot

@M4Gunner

jewish women are hot, what.

but you need to understand the USA was founded on Christian Values

Jewish values and Christian values are pretty fucking similar

hence why they're called Judeo - Christian values

yes

p sure USA was founded on noncompliance with european religions

besides i could give a f††† about god

Tulsi is Hindu and I'm happy for her to be President

then what do Jewish values have to do with it

so it's not I hate Jews

You haven't provided any legitimate reason why

Satanic candidate please

just empty words and contradictory statements

StyxHexenHammer666 for First Satanic President

(is probly from canada or some s††† )

I'd vote for you Werlf

have to be 35

Thanks

but you need to age 20 more years

Ik

I'm aware

20

I would vote for Bill Gates

I would not

how about Shaq

nope

the nigga hunt down pedophiles