Exactly

Everybody knows rum is the best way to ingest alcohol

THe grocery stores are starting to heavily discount the IPA bombers, because they're not selling.

$2.50 for a 22oz

Beer is for bitches.
Cider is for homosexuals and women.
Vodka is for basic bitches.
Whiskey is for old people.

@M4Gunner No, not at Safeway. Everything not an IPA is $4+

It's an act of god that they stay relevant and in business

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@BestHebron porters are for faggots

Havent' you heard from JBP and Steven Pinker? Things are getting better every day!

This is cyberbullying. 😭😂😂

holyshit just found out if i eat bread i get less drunk.

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one loaf of bread is the equivalent of one beer.

No wonder he's tagged as rarted

How did you not know that?

Thats alcohol 101

SO

MATPAT FINALLY DOES AN INFINITY WAR VIDEO

AND WHAT IS HIS TOPIC?

the fact that Thanos shouldn't be physically able to snap his fingers

FNAF

while wearing the universe-altering gauntlet of doom

Like

Mat, I love your bullshit, but what the fuck is that?

It's magic, get over it

That's like, the worst theory ever?

Worse than the time he was like

THE CHAOS EMERALDS ARE

IN FACT

NOT REAL EMERALDS

:3

It was because science

but in concept

? ? ? ? ? ?

I only like the maths ones

The ones he just hops into lore and makes shit up bore me

I liked where he calculated the lethality of doomfist

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and how he did that one was really interesting

he did it like this

@Deleted User go to sleep you daft cunt

Lucio's protective bubble is 2 metres wide. Roadhog is canon 500 pounds. Calculate how fast doomfist crosses the bubble with his charge-punch and how far roadhog moves.

@BestHebron idk what draft means.

do the math and get the force of the punch

the answer is that it's like getting hit with a car the size of a PC tower at 300mph

b r u t a l

@Deleted User ^ Ladies and gentlemen, OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM!

nibba what @Deleted User

matpat is garbage

inject weed, forrest

odn't you kjnow by now

INJECT WE E EE D

I go to other countries and im shocked at how people cant handle their alchohol

I think he's just a lightweight with the beers

physically remove minors

you're not wrong though forrest

for liability's sake that should be a rule

if it's not already

Huzzah

Physically remove minors

I wanna tag JDM and ask him if we can make that a thing

Gulagbabies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUhnQEvh6iE

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holyshit i gotta concentrate so i don't fall down.

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

Can we uhhh..... boot this guy?

😂

???

lol

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At least when i drank underage my parents were nearby amd j wasnt retarded enough to need my stomache pumped

what

at age 16 I did a whole bottle of whiskey with my girlfriend

it was brutal

👌🏻 I don't even remember the brand lmao

I'd take weed any day

goddamnit i gotta concentrate so i don't misslick.

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fucking children

it's time for you to go to bed

Theyll never take me alive

you have no soul

:(

**:(**

beer tastes like shit when i gets warm.

i feel fucking dizzy.

Crowder's live

you don't say.

hey like i'm almost drunk.

begone

are there any fun things you can do whilst your drunk?

???

drink bleach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFOVkB6JjQ

What You mean?

piers actually has his moments

he a bitch.

Make like a Canadian and leave

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