smooths eh

yeah been my favorite cigarette since 16

@Stürm YES. CRUMPLED *HERZEGOVINA FLOR*

hey what about sam gawith then? those guys have survived this long

What us wrong with Royal Yacht being among the best? Is it underpriced? Is that bad?

i am the marlboro man

SAM GAWITH ARE GREAT

if they take my brown no 4 AND royal yacht im going to pull a unabomber

THEY HAVE THE ENGLISH COUNTRY CROWD

I don't like un-mentholated smokes

what why

@Stürm OUCH. THAT WOULD BE AWFUL!

I don't know

_WHITE POWER 1488_

BROWN NO 4 IS AWESOME

actually I used to like lucky strikes

BUT I AM EQUALLY A FAN OF

THE HAPPY BROWN BOGIE

i used to smoke luckies too

A STRONG VIRGINIA

had to get em from an import shop

LIKE THE 'YACHT

which now sells illegal cigarettes

Heil yeah brother

oh really now

like eric 'jennifer' garnier

_SODOMIZE THE WEAK_

They sell them everywhere here

or whatever his name is

_JOBS ARE JAILS_

dr know or some shit

not true

jails are jobs

think about it

_MOST PEOPLE ARE TALKING MONKEYS WITH CAR KEYS_

*taps nose and coke falls out*

ah! so its dark fired strong virginia

@Stürm YES

i always suspected some part of royal yacht is dark fired

or at least cured differently

@profagonist JAILS MAY ALSO BE JOBS. BUT JOBS ARE JAILS.

@Stürm I WOULD GUESS SO

POSSIBLY IN ROPES

There is a salsa company, jobs not jails

TWISTED TIGHT AND THEN SMOKED

I never bought it

do you have a koan for me

Might be good

@༺པརབྱར།བསངཇ༻ THE SALSA IS MADE BY PRISONERS?

@diversity_is_racism I don't know fam

_PEOPLE: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT_

It's probably made by people who get released

Since the system basically fucks them over

Encouraging relapse

@diversity_is_racism Longpig.

Lonegloat

lonepig

DELICIOUS LONG PIG

I LOVE A GOOD TASTY CHIPPED HUMAN SANDWICH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTLmsgfx7-A

Don't forget the dollop of sauce in the middle of the bun. the best sauces are blood based.

"i love chicken and turkey"
- douglas pierce

@-A BRAIN SAUCE

USE THOSE LIPIDS INSTEAD OF MAYONAISSE

rose clouds of hollandaise

Ever have stir fried brain?

rose clouds of pies

Tibetan delicacy,

rose clouds of rubber

rubber kidney pies

FRIED BRAIN

SOUNDS LIKE DEMOCRACY

the sound of democracy to come

lol

Sometimes they just roast the whole head and pop open the skull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQtzHlR6q8

AND HAND YOU A SPOON

AND SOME JALAPENO SAUCE

no

habanero

De-bone the salmon and cod

yeah what the fuck

jalapeno

jalapeno is for wieners

@diversity_is_racism get that weak shit outta here!

Sriracha everything

oh man

IF THE ANUS DOES NOT BURN, YOU ARE NOT TRYING

^^^^^^^^^^^

I got Chinese yesterday and ate it with Sriracha

@diversity_is_racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHCNLgA_pRU

made me think of you babe

Sriracha is okay but not very hot

yeah

all it does is fuck up my stomach

with lots of garlic

SRIRACHA IS VERY SWEET AND GARLICKY

^

habanero is actually really fruity and delicious

and has a nice smoky flavor to it

and not like pink frothy aids fruity