But skimmed milk

Civilized human being

so british

Why is there a FBI when there's CIA and NSA and police.... Stupid way to waste tax money

semi skimmed or full fat milk in tea makes it taste off.

do you stick your pinky out when sipping on tea?

no

how unbritish of you

savage

Coffee is so good

be more british next time

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Speaking of Tea

do you eat english muffins?

Coffee is good for mornings, Tea is good for before bed

and dip them in tea?

Tea is only good on Mondays and Thursdays

tea is good everytime

do they just call english muffins "muffins" in england?

any day

I have never actually tried English Muffins

i drink juice

gay

Whose juice

juice

any

Joos

English Muffins are fake British food. Why don't you call them American Muffins

savages

how do english people greet each other?

This is an American muffin

Depends on the time of day, either morning, good morning, afternoon or evening.

greetings, kind sir

unbritish

lol no it isn't

This is an English muffin

lit everyone does it

your suppose to yell out, "TALLY HO' OLE CHAP"

most greetings sound gay

English Muffins are more common in the US.

ENGLISH MUFFINS ARE GAY

Yea but still

taste bad to me

blueberry muffins were great

man i wish i had some right now

Howdy sounds the least gay

i can't imagien saying hi or hey

ehh

i say sup

because i am from the HOOD

nigga

Yeah I can't say sup anymore

Passed puberty

i still say sup

hi is for women ok

how do you greet someone?

I've been going with hello, considering Howdy

though if you need to consciously switch

it will probably come off wrong

yeah

hey, sup is usually what i use

Hi [X] Why Hello There! [✓]

lol

gotta make your greeting memorable

no

howdy is really good for that reason, but it has to make sense

i can see people in the mid-west saying that

it's hard to see someone in NYC say that as a greeting

of course, of course

I typically go with the enthusiastic hello there, more memorable than just a hey, especially if you say it with zeal

so tell me, how can you tell if someone is gay or not

(I know smooth transition

i can tell how thye walk

Is the goal to have sex with them or?

no

Ok good

the way they talk, definitely

just to notice if they are homo or not

yeah talking is a giveaway

gays got that high voice

and be flamboyant

especially if they arent based, theres extra soy in those ones

they usually hang out with girls

fashion is another one, if they look like they spent more on their shoes than the cost of an average powerdrill they are very much gay

i saw a guy trying to crossdress at my college

i noticed him, he was a autistic guy from my highschool

he was wearing a skirt

pretty chubby

and tried growing his hair out long

I'm sure that was arousing

Downy in a drag dress

yeah i got 2nd hand cringe

i don't know how people can do that

i think it's best if people are encouraged to stay the same sex

and that's coming from a libertarian ok

but do you support recreational mcnukes™?

no we aren't ancaps

sweet my windows professor is ok with me not coming today

i also ruined my jacket by brushing up on the door frame in his class