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Basker's Basket

My steam name is basket

Your given name is "faggot"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308352595297304576/620091403862802452/20190907_230144.jpg

Any good cooking animes

Monster Hunter World

>cooking animes
did you try learning to cook by the recipes, first?

@PoliteSuka shokugeki no soma is pretty good

@Julian I also enjoy my ramen with a gun

@spaqin yeah no shit

I have my fair share of cooking books in my parents home

American tool attacks a yuro

@Matthew @Tervy is ketchup on pizza still considered ok?

to replace the tomato sauce ? why not if you are lazy or poor

on top of it casualy ? .. i mean people but that shit on steaks

to be fair, this is frozen pizza, and baking it in the oven makes this brand a little dry

so just a BIT of ketchup after it's done to enhance the tomatoish taste

yeah at times i just take condensed tomato puree and mix it with sugary ketchup for quick and dirty pizza sauce

hell i but it on shitty steaks ~

>sugar

also leftover pizza reheated in a microwave can do with some light ketchup, too

>Sugar in super hot oven helps the tastes fuckton

at times

but ketchup with steak? wtf

>ITT: people trying to justify their sugar addiction

with steak you want specialised steak sauces

ahh androidcrawler is one of those retards

>not making your own steak sauce

@androidcrawler I ain't justifying shit, I don't care if there's sugar or not

if there is, so be it

Ketchup does have an assload of sugar in it

I personally don't like it

it makes everything taste like ketchup

too overpowering and covers the more subtle meat tastes

If you're gonna do something sugary/sweet with meat, a good jam or jelly is better than ketchup

samba elon musk

<:implying:589103384699863050> dutchposters

just saw a bunch of dogs eating a dudes dick off alive on /k/

and I thought sundays on the internet are boring.

hope you reported the content

I never report

anywhere

but damn this was something new

good job, internet

Why were you on /k/, nogunz?

cause noguns fags are obsessed

@Matthew have you seen these guns tho 💪

show us then

Tfw I will never be American

@androidcrawler are YOU nogunz?

no

I am proguns

You own a gun?

I'm proguns too, and hell, laws in here are prob one of the most liberal in europe when it comes to guns

Nogunz has nothing to do with your stance on guns

It's literally about if you have one or not

why would you need a gun in a western country?

*ahem*

It's called The Bill Of Rights, not the Bill of Needs

If I was burger I wouldn't be against gun ownership but I still wouldn't see the need to own a gun

unless I live in detroit

I've never needed my guns

But I'd rather have them and not need them than need them and not have them

I feel safe enough to not feel the need to own them but that's probably the difference between America and Europe

how many days since last public shooting??

>implying you don't read American news obsessively

You know better than I do how long it's been

Wtf

Gf used the rest of my pancake mix without telling me

Now I have to go buy more

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god, FUCK walking 200m to the store am I right

Make your own

Fuck that I like the mix I use

Little flour/eggs milk baking powder

I have none of that on hand atm

nigga probably rides those shitty ass walmart scooters because he's too lazy to move his fat ass

Big shopping trip is tomorrow

@Kimichiboi real talk, how fat do you think I actually am?

396.832072 pounds

Boogie2988 or Jontron?

Maybe the fatfuck from LTT?

LTT guy with lots of loose skin

🤢

Actually pity the fools that tried to change their shitty eating habits and are now stuck with loose skin

Insurance won't cover having it removed, either

Because it's "cosmetic"

I would THINK that you could justify it for hygienic reasons

After all, they snip babydicks for the same reason, no?

It's either being a fat fuck or have loose skin

I mean... it was your fault for getting fat

Or just keep your weight in check

slowly losing weight reduces a lot of the excess skin

Yep

But people with "loose skin" levels of fat to lose don't loose it slowly

They either have a Dr. Suck it out with a hose or go on a "crash diet" (aka eating a normal Human amount of food)

hope those doctor appointments/surgeries aren't covered by insurance

fuckers take the easy way out instead of manning up and just eating less

People who are 300+ lbs are WORKING to be that big. You don't eat 5000 calories a day on accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXTcwStHz7I

I eat too much, I'll own up to that. I'm not one of those people who are like "duuuh it's all the processed food! I have no choice!"

"ye it's genetics dude."

There are people I've met who are mega obese and will be trying to find someone to give them lipo, a bypass, or some kind of stomach stapling

And will be indignant that the doctor will recommend traditional dieting to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t97XJpbv24

unit'

There's a girl I work with who had a bypass done, so her stomach is the size of like, an orange and her food intake skips like 75% of her intestinal tract

And yeah, she's lost like 200 lbs and is like 180 now

But her hair is falling out and she's always tired because she literally isn't getting the nutrition she needs now

why not just stop eating so much

it's a good solution for the weak-minded and the unwilling but it's just not healthy

Because she chose surgery over just doing it normally

> There are people I've met who are mega obese and will be trying to find someone to give them lipo, a bypass, or some kind of stomach stapling

I'm truly against this

@androidcrawler it's haaaard

all of these are shitty solutions

Because it only fixes the symptom, not the underlying problem

if they wanna feel full they can eat more fibrous foods

JUST 👏 EAT 👏 LESS 👏

fiber will fill you up and you can still eat a bit more

cause that way your expanded stomach can feel satiated

stapled stomachs grow back if the person doesn't change their diet

ie: boogie

in most cases the problem is the person lacks restraint and self control

Yeah, it literally distends and stretches back to shape

and use eating as a coping mechanism

@androidcrawler "most" meaning 99%

You can't make something from nothing

I do not have the raw data so i am unsure

but some people have gut bacteria problems

so they cannot digest food effectively

If you are fat, it is because you are storing more calories than you burn

for them they need to their gut bacteria restored to a healthy level, but most lack self control to be honest

sure but that's like less than 1% of fat people

muh genetics muh big boned

muh thairoids

Fatties always like to think of themselves as them having a rare medical condition causing them to put on so much weight

and they delude themselves into thinking every size is attractive

much like trannies acting like they're intersex

when the truth is fatties are universally unattractive

their only excuse is that in times of famine fatties are more attractive

but that does not apply in the modern world

and even then its a very specific trait that still gives you a shit ton of health side effects

good cardio health and big muscles are what is actually attractive

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/usshowbiz/video-1766712/Video-Tess-Holliday-posts-video-eating-cake-herself.html (can't find youtube video)

genuinely repulsive

also that boogie guy never went on a diet, he lied about it

I remember he was abusive to his wife too

and a general asshole

Emotionally

guilt tripping burger

only abuse he could do is sit on her

when people called out that his wife was cheating on him, by a picture she posted of sitting on another guys lap

he got all defensive

some time later, lo and behold, divorce

can't blame her tbh, should've still discussed this and found a solution together but it is how it is

She was his caretaker for fuck's sake

That should have been a purely professional relationship from the get go

imagine expecting your wife to spend her whole life caring for you, cleaning after you and receiving no sexual relief or whatever

bit naive

Wait, I've been out of the loop. How's boogies weightloss going?

which one

he keeps doing it but then falling back and crying like a bitch

@Magnius he hasn't lost any weight outside of the surgery

he literally lies to his fans

I think at one point he was asking for sympathy money or something, not really sure tho

Huh, that sucks

plus he was mad that the healthcare reform would mean the govt would no longer pay for his fatass

saying he was a victim

when he was videos of him shoving sodas and snacks down

@Magnius bout sums it up https://streamable.com/yi4bf

^ this is after the weightloss surgery?

yes

Sad

I legit wanted him to make it

jesust christ

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/ajzm5h/the_hidden_truth_boogie_doesnt_want_you_to_know/

whole megathread about him

mega hehe

kek

huehuehuehue

I mean, obsessing over him being fat is almost as pathetic as being fat yourself

cope

Fuck me
Has anyone thought of joining the gym, just so you can eat like a fatass and still not being fat?

you still have to watch your calorie quality

I'm coping by making myself a fat stack of blueberry pancakes @Kimichiboi

Damn

Fucking imagine, indulge in all the food you want

And then burn it off in a 4hour gym session

And have friends be all like 'dude wtf, I see you eat like it's the end of the world'

when you work out seriously and want gains, you have to eat a lot to keep them

Yeah, and it really isn't as simple as "eat as much as you want and burn it off in the gym"

Your body will catch onto that real quick

Also, nobody but a friendless NEET has 4 hours for the gym daily

:(

I'm breaking my no-sip steak

Finally, a can for non-handlets

I'm gonna try to make it last all day instead of chugging it

CHUG

No, u don't want to die

Cute

It thinks it's import beer

not even a pint :&

*thinks*

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(how slow of you)

:P || tho considering differences of imperial pint, us liquid pint and dry pint im right in 2/3 cases :P ||

try looking in a mirror

Breakfast is served, my dudes

https://tenor.com/view/oh-shit-burnt-grill-going-out-dinners-burnt-gif-13753190

@Matthew looks fine actually

@Matthew bone apple tea

osteoporosis

A splash of milk made the eggs a lot better

a bowl of scrabled eggs with milk

like an egg cereal

No, a little bit of milk mixed into the eggs...

What's with those eggs

They look overcooked

jackposting

@Windatica what

https://youtu.be/VsAlBeYGndQ

@Matthew https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

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thought you liked dragon maid

I did

But I'm not O B S E S S E D with it

Look at this stupid faggot tattoo my stupid faggot friend got

can't tell

but is he missing the bottom half of his leg

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

mazinger onaholes?!

not sure if they're functional