like a bird

birds just do it all the time

straight outta the 21st cadian regiment

are you warhammering at me right now

what the heck bro

inb4 never gonna make it

not with that attitude

mfw these shoes are waterproof

Dear...

Man has no eyes

Needs a haircut

"I showed you my asshole, answer me"

@Windatica Should've told him if someone wants that, he should made it smh

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

how do I get myself to finish that 1 game?

HATE singleplayer burnout

*sniff*

@Sdeck37 mods are for bullying, dumbass.

I thought mods were for sucking dick

Mods can't be bullied

They're already that gay <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

mods are fucking n words

They like the abuse

Just like it's impossible to be racist against whites

True

Very true

except jews

You can't discriminate against a majority

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

As a straight white male, I am *offended* by these mods

A straight white male can't be offended

This, so much this

The mods are just that bad

They made the impossible happen

and they do it all for free

Nothing is as bad as a straight white male

Except for president Trump

Very bad

Orange man bad, I always say

You mean Drumph?

MODDIE GET ME BANS HE AINT GO NO FRENS

Or Drumf

Whatever it's supposed to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sQm7GD2FVo @Tribit @Tervy @Deleted User

FUCK /csg/ MODS

Trump? More like Trumb
*g-g-g-got em*

Orange man bad

<:NPC:525024469714993182>

These jokes please me

>nitro

Did you check your class privilige yet?

>subscription to tencent owned voip blog channel

Got it with my food stamps

*>nitro*
<a:spook:512151358556864514>

I can't belive you guys

I bet you don't even have a liberal arts degree

How could you give money to discord

Never worked at starbucks

You make me sick

People like you are the reason society is shit

They contribute nothing

I don't have a Liberal arts degree, I've got a degree in gender studies, and another in ethnic minority anthropology

People like you are the reason we live in a *>society*

GAMERS RISE UP

>gender studies

why is this a thing in America?

inb4 obsessed burger

But i don't know either how they managed that

I heard it got ousted from the curriculum in Hungary because it had no job opportunities and used funding that could've been used for more useful programmes. Based Hungary (might have been Bulgaria)

Poland is doing the same now iirc

god I wish I lived in central Europe

How could America do this!
Do this to me specifically!

Doubt that would happen here in britbong

they're based and redpilled too bad salary is low as shit

britbong is such a weird place

You kinda pulled through with the brexit

But geez for england in particular, i think you're even worse off than us

Yeah, you've got the gays protesting for Muslims, the same community where 50+% thinks they should be locked up

I wish I was safe at home in merry ol England under the watchful eye of the cctv camera in my bathroom

Meanwhile people get arrested for making jokes and offending people online

billy, you're a burger, right?

I feel so unsafe here in America, nobody has even asked me if I have a license for that yet!

And the police bragging about arresting people with fucking butter knives on twitter

UK is mad

I'm as burger as they come

Yeah i saw that

Just call me double cheese

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two depends whether you're fatter than matt or not

with the cringy commentary "even a butter knife might be a weapon in your chest", like mate that's the point. It's dull af it likely even won't

**NOBODY** is fatter than me, this I can guarantee

Cheese it is

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two I'm 280 and 6'0"

If we're making that point, I can also kill you with the ballpoint pens or the tools I take to uni every day

6'2" 330

BIG

BOY

!answer 330lbs in kg

I don't see the point in banning things when the criminals that plan on using them will still use them

Jesus

Have you posted hands yet @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

tfw 6'2 120lbs

Christ

I have, matt

Oh yeah, you were handlet 😏

Have you posted the 3 sip can photo @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

The what

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two post handwriting

very important

Where you hold 3 cans of your preferred energy drinks in one hand

@Sdeck37 that kills the /g/ browser

I dont drink energy drinks

It's a meme, mate

Just pretend you do

And I'm not at home so I can't post handwriting

wat

I'll do it when I get back

@Matthew we've gotta cut him loose, doesn't like sips

sigh

<:nice:301148803052994570> <:boomer:480046032546168863>

*yup*

Is that a massive can or is your hand tiny?

Novelty jumbo can

angle 😡

Pathetic handlets

>vanilla coke

🤢

Orange Vanilla, Bitch @Kimichiboi

all sub flavours of Coke are trash

Wrong

Cherry being the worst close to vanilla

Try orange vanilla

Does coke do ginger flavour like Pepsi?

@Matthew You still don't have mezzo-mix over there?

don't have that flavour here in Yurop

@Matthew

kimchi, we do <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

I'm the passenger in a car, but here is my writing

based

i haven't seen it and I work in a grocery store <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Did you censor the k or is that what it's supposed to look like? @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Gross handwriting

i've seen it, at least as promotional/seasonal item. Definitly not as regular, right.

I'm on a bumpy road and om holding the paper with one hand

Excuses

Remember coke Life?

I write better on a desk

shit was horrid

I'm not a fan of cola in general

More of a Pepsi guy myself, mostly because the only time I have cola is when it's ginger flavour

Used to drink a lot more soda but water is objectively the superior drink

@Kimichiboi this

Yeah, either drink water or black coffee nowadays

I don't drink coffee and everyone thinks I'm a freak because of it

I'm no longer the fattest fuck in /csg/

I don't know how to feel

You're welcome

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two kill yourself, fatso

I'd tell you to suck my dick but I can't find it

Might grab a soda if it's part of a meal deal when I'm grabbing lunch at the supermarket. And UK student life means too much alcohol. But the rest of the time it's healthy drinks

thoughts on my handwriting???

Who is mattrew

@Kimichiboi "mattrew ic FAT"

are you guys trolling?

you have to be

Last time I saw cursive like that was primary school when it was in the curriculum

I'll show you a more accurate representation of my shitty writing when I get home and can use a proper desk

Don't worry math

how else are you supposed to write an h?

Then everyone drops it in high school because the teachers complain when students write in cursive

You're still a fat fuck

And nobody will take that away from you

@Kimichiboi the same way you see it displayed on your screen

But I was King Fat Fuck of Cholesterol Mountain @Sdeck37

that's slow as shite to write tho

**R** is not an h

With a straight bar, no need for a curly thing

And it depends on who's writing for speed. If you always write in cursive, it'll take you more time to write in non-cursive and vice versa

That's an upside down y

this

Not got any good writing samples on me and I can't be bothered to find a pen at 3 am

Best I can post is some physics

Order a pen off ali

Write for us when it arrives

Get it 2 weeks later

tfw can't find my Xiaomi metal pen

im so sad rn

I ordered that 10 pack of fake jap pens off ali

I'm never going back

I've not bought a pen in ages

@Kimichiboi tfw got mine right here

Found some pretty good pens in lecture halls that have kept me going for the whole year

thats the plastic one tho right?

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck give it back Tyrone

My house is a black hole for pens, I bight 30 pens off Ali and put them in a pen holder in the living room a few months ago

@Kimichiboi no, it's the stainless

THEY ARE ALL GONE ALREADY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/555477243917369354/Weight.png

😙 @Matthew

now we kiss

The advice still stands, matth

@Matthew once a pen is left in a lecture hall you're never going to find it again, I've gained and lost pens in them

Give. It. BACK.

To whom?

The Lost and Found.

Jamal

ok lets now post our signature

😃

and our ssns and fingerprints while we're at it

@Kimichiboi and credit cards

For bonus points post the signature on the back of your credit cards

My signature isnt in cursive because I am a retard that can't do it

Let's all compare PINs

0000

6969

Nobody thinks you'd be stupid enough to use 0000 as a pin

420420

yall dont use 6 number pins?

8003

148842069

8675309

BRB guys I'm at the tattoo parlor

Sigh

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Good luck

What are you doing there @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

stay safe but cease degenerate activities

tattoos are for black man and criminals

Gonna get a tattoo of course

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

get a vidya related tattoo

I am

triforce from zelda!!

Not a triforce that's too s o y

The swastika from wolfenstein

That's a good one

I feel like my identity here is being stripped away. I have to gain 60 pounds so I can be the fattest fuck here again

I do like wolfenstein

Don't worry, you're still fat, just not the fattest