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2019-04-16 23:05:28 UTC

fucks sake

2019-04-16 23:05:37 UTC

can't escape the britbong meme

2019-04-16 23:07:46 UTC

>go to gas station on e-bike for a sip
>police is there
>they notice me
>ask if I've got a loicense for it
>say "fuck it" and show them my moped/drivers loicense
>it fucking works
>they tell me I should be wearing a helmet but let me off

2019-04-16 23:09:13 UTC

kek

2019-04-16 23:09:16 UTC

fuck

2019-04-16 23:09:21 UTC

I thought it was a sip loicense

2019-04-16 23:09:26 UTC
2019-04-16 23:09:41 UTC

OI YA GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SIP?

2019-04-16 23:10:53 UTC

lmao

2019-04-16 23:11:05 UTC

you may laugh, but you can get ID checked for sips

2019-04-16 23:11:14 UTC

think you have to be 15 or 16+

2019-04-16 23:13:55 UTC

OI DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE TO TELL THIS STORY

2019-04-16 23:14:05 UTC

fuck

2019-04-16 23:14:06 UTC

no

2019-04-16 23:14:37 UTC

time to make an escape

2019-04-16 23:14:41 UTC

on my ebike

2019-04-16 23:15:02 UTC

skrt skrt

2019-04-16 23:15:03 UTC

A brisk powerwalk will do ya

2019-04-16 23:15:06 UTC

I'm fat

2019-04-16 23:15:27 UTC

finally got a speedo for it, so now I can see that I'm going at 40-50 km/h

2019-04-16 23:15:44 UTC

:+1:

2019-04-16 23:15:58 UTC

That seems a bit fast for a bicycle

2019-04-16 23:16:04 UTC

it is indeed

2019-04-16 23:16:09 UTC

fun as fuck though

2019-04-16 23:16:15 UTC

!answer 50 kmh to mph

2019-04-16 23:16:33 UTC

Oh nvm that's residential neighborhood speed, you're good

2019-04-16 23:16:45 UTC

the motor has a voltage limiter on it though, so it can't go faster than 50

2019-04-16 23:16:48 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2019-04-16 23:16:55 UTC

Cuck

2019-04-16 23:17:48 UTC

I don't have the money to buy another motor if I fuck up modifying it

2019-04-16 23:17:50 UTC

Every American has the God given right to slam into a car door going 70 mph wearing nothing but a $20 Wal-Mart helmet

2019-04-16 23:18:01 UTC

lol

2019-04-16 23:18:10 UTC

I do it wearing a beanie hat

2019-04-16 23:18:26 UTC

I fuckin hate you bicyclist faggots, btw

2019-04-16 23:18:35 UTC

You aren't cars so get the Fuck out of the street

2019-04-16 23:19:01 UTC

it's a fun time zooming past all the cars during peak traffic hours

2019-04-16 23:19:25 UTC

Every time Louis Rossman uploads a video of him getting hurt while he's e-biking, I clap my hands and squeal like a teenybopper

2019-04-16 23:19:31 UTC

sour grapes lmao

2019-04-16 23:19:35 UTC

too fat to ride a bicycle are you

2019-04-16 23:19:50 UTC

lmao, how does he hurt himself on his ebike?

2019-04-16 23:19:54 UTC

@Hiruzen ๐Ÿค”

2019-04-16 23:20:12 UTC

tfw there are bike lanes here

2019-04-16 23:20:27 UTC

only accidents I've had on my bike in a few years are 3 within the span of a month when I first got cycling shoes/clips

2019-04-16 23:20:29 UTC

Legally they can't go on sidewalks, matt

2019-04-16 23:20:37 UTC

By running into cars because he's following too closely and getting buttsmashed when he gets cut off because he was hanging out in someone's blind spot

2019-04-16 23:20:49 UTC

lol

2019-04-16 23:20:53 UTC

@Deleted User ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘…

2019-04-16 23:21:10 UTC

so in other words he's just a bit of a shit cyclist

2019-04-16 23:21:27 UTC

Bicyclists will be the first to go on the day of the rope

2019-04-16 23:22:24 UTC

you must be really good at paying attention @Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck

2019-04-16 23:22:29 UTC

>get 2nd custom wax seal
>seal with chink text is absolutely flawlwess with a much higher tolerance

2019-04-16 23:22:43 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-16 23:23:01 UTC

Not surprising given they have more experience with chink text.

2019-04-16 23:23:02 UTC
2019-04-16 23:23:26 UTC

@Joldberg you just have to know how to look further than the car in front of you and, if you've got something like an e-bike, install good brakes

2019-04-16 23:23:28 UTC

Who

2019-04-16 23:23:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567852666949206016/1476814795050.png

2019-04-16 23:23:47 UTC
2019-04-16 23:24:09 UTC

The fact that Ebikes are huge in china and its retardedly expensive for me to get one pisses me off

2019-04-16 23:24:13 UTC

im litearlly 7 miles from work

2019-04-16 23:24:15 UTC

idk man, i doze off for like 30-40 mins when i drive to work

2019-04-16 23:24:20 UTC

@Hiruzen<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

2019-04-16 23:24:23 UTC

id 100% buy an ebike and just bike to work everyday

2019-04-16 23:24:26 UTC

BUT THERE FUCKIN LIKE $2k

2019-04-16 23:24:31 UTC

just buy a bike

2019-04-16 23:24:37 UTC

@Hiruzen that's fun to do sometimes when I'm running early

2019-04-16 23:24:40 UTC

literally get a ninjette

2019-04-16 23:24:44 UTC

250cc

2019-04-16 23:24:47 UTC

used

2019-04-16 23:25:08 UTC

or do the chang gangers steal them?

2019-04-16 23:25:10 UTC

so when you fuck up and drop it (like I did) ; you won't feel bad

2019-04-16 23:25:19 UTC
2019-04-16 23:25:23 UTC

@Pawp make your own. from amazon you can get everything you need for a 500-1000W ebike, including a bike, for about $500

2019-04-16 23:25:30 UTC

^

2019-04-16 23:25:38 UTC

Who the fuck buys a rebuilt e bike

2019-04-16 23:25:42 UTC

Prebuilt

2019-04-16 23:26:15 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-04-16 23:26:20 UTC

I already had a decent mountain bike, so I just slapped a 1kW hub motor on the front wheel and a big battery on the back

2019-04-16 23:26:22 UTC

im just going to hold off and buy that goldwing iv been eyeing up

2019-04-16 23:26:28 UTC

>goldwing

2019-04-16 23:26:34 UTC

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2019-04-16 23:26:53 UTC

We went over this the goldwing is dumb looking get a car at that point.

2019-04-16 23:26:53 UTC

>not installing a car battery on your e-bike

2019-04-16 23:26:53 UTC

Daily reminder that motorcyclists are the SECOND biggest faggots inn the road, second only to Bicyclists

2019-04-16 23:27:01 UTC

Poor mat5

2019-04-16 23:27:05 UTC

>insulting the classic 80s goldwing im gunna buy

2019-04-16 23:27:15 UTC

He gets upset when people don't act exactly how he wants them too

2019-04-16 23:27:19 UTC

Truly you people are the cancer that fills me with hate

2019-04-16 23:27:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/567853580401246214/JPEG_20190417_002720.jpg

2019-04-16 23:27:29 UTC

Literally cannot handle different opinions. Sad!

2019-04-16 23:27:41 UTC

A ramen flavored energy drink?

2019-04-16 23:27:47 UTC

@Joldberg car batteries don't deliver enough voltage

2019-04-16 23:28:04 UTC

I need 48V for the motor, car batteries have just above 12

2019-04-16 23:28:08 UTC

should i watch a sherlock holmes movie or

2019-04-16 23:28:15 UTC

I'll insult your mouth by putting my dirty dick in it @Pawp

2019-04-16 23:29:24 UTC

dang yo

2019-04-16 23:30:04 UTC

couldnโ€™t you put any brushless dc motor on your gears and run a couple 5volts?

2019-04-16 23:30:39 UTC

you need quite a lot of torque for ebikes

2019-04-16 23:30:53 UTC

you either have pedal assist ones, which are shit

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