damn sisterfuckers making trash shows

Thank USA for that

@sum do you still have mommy fetish?

I made my best friend suffer through oreimo while drinking

If you mean milf then yes

If everything else then no

As like the second or third thing we watched together

>not liking milfs

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I watched jojo part 3 with my friend while being drunk

Fatass fell asleep so he had to watchthe worst part (ending) sober in the morning

>doing stuff with friends
>while drunk
>suffer

Pick 2

Since he was driving home

kek

Or name 1 thing that would be worse with friends aside from probably masturbating

can't believe my bank mogged me out of chinkshit and paypal

Also holy shit a long one is coming since Matt has been typing for a while now

fuck

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Not masturbating

No no no. You have a mommy fetish. "Milf"is just middle aged woman. YOU are attracted to the concept of being cared for/pampered, and then Fucked. That's not milf, that's mommy

Would be worse

Thought it was longer

I trust my friend enough to jack off together while saying no homo

tbh

📸

Nice

I wish i could say the same

Phone posting is slower @sum <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

>phone posting
Fucking degenerate

I'm in bed with gf now

>not phone posting

that said my friend is a futafag

Man, you do have some weird life choices

that shitposts on /ak/

Discord is convenient on mobile

>food over sex
>chatting on discord over gf

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gf is temporary @sum

autism is eternal

Discord is shit on mobile because the app breaks more than the desktop app somehow

App breaks? Never happened to me

You want to upload a picture? Roll this die first

Literally never have problems

werks on my machine

Inb4 he uses android 4.1

Speaking of android

Is it still worth rooting

yes

I kind of want to but the whole SafetyNet shit makes me rethink

Everyone i know has issues with it /shrug

Keep in mind @Omoidasu can't even burn an install usb, try not to value his opinions too much

Pajeeet roms

I got official LOS support

my phone was memed enough for the devs to notice

based xiaomi

I have great opinions all the time retard

Hey fuck you

Example: blacks are not okay

I already dont like u

Ok

Good for you

Do you want a cookie

I even like @Matthew more than u and it should say something

I hope you get raped by dogs @Omoidasu

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inb4 he's a furry and he likes that

nice of you to wish him well

Can the soyboy avatar meme please end

No

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@fedora make a numale avatar for matt

I might soy him later

It'd be a waste of time, I wouldn't use it

Also soy @sum

He changed

And will change soon

😉

Yes, to soy

Yeah because blacks are strong

@sum use this

There, now I'm a cute girl :3

Ok, @fedora soy his girl

Tags: imminent_rape

We anime girls now?

Imagine those fangs sinking into your thigh

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I'd suck ricardo's toes too no homo

>@fedora STILL hasn't gotten back to he userbase role

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blahaj pls