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2019-04-08 18:50:51 UTC

huh

2019-04-08 19:17:46 UTC

that gimbal might be the funniest device I ever got

2019-04-08 19:40:53 UTC

you know what's the funniest device ever

2019-04-08 19:40:59 UTC

me neither

2019-04-08 19:56:13 UTC

A gimbal

2019-04-08 20:07:40 UTC

what the fuck lmao

2019-04-08 20:07:48 UTC

no fish was involved in making that dish

2019-04-08 20:08:08 UTC

it's cantonese yee mee

2019-04-08 20:46:04 UTC

that must feel good on the vag

2019-04-08 20:52:57 UTC

thats what ? 6-7m/s recoil velocity if fired ? doubt even that depending system weight

2019-04-08 20:55:45 UTC

i mean at least that guy has brake what usualy are what 30-60% effective depending on model and make

2019-04-08 20:57:05 UTC

thats still gonna be quite bit of instant friction and pulse form energy tru senstive parts

2019-04-08 20:57:35 UTC

now if he place the barrel itself on that spot (step or 2 back for the guy) that would be much more interesting

2019-04-08 20:57:46 UTC

what youre saying is that she'll get an instant orgasm?

2019-04-08 20:58:16 UTC

more likely terrible pain and burns to legs due how brake redirects the fireball ~

2019-04-08 20:58:31 UTC

but he will get it up at least

2019-04-08 20:59:15 UTC

those wondering how bored/10 i am

2019-04-08 20:59:37 UTC

its midnight now and im estimating how much some stupid bitches cunt will hurt in morning

2019-04-08 21:00:24 UTC

have some sanity people use large c-mag low caliber systems for that shit at least

2019-04-08 21:14:34 UTC

>mfw Tervy is secretly an operator god

2019-04-08 21:15:22 UTC

@Tervy have mercy on me I didn't exhibit proper trigger discipline once

2019-04-08 21:17:01 UTC

Shh now only 10mm dreams

2019-04-08 21:41:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/564927822532182018/REA.png

2019-04-08 21:41:52 UTC

@Matthew Thats basicly what i see on the cast its why it looks a bit "off" but should provide a solid stamp still

2019-04-08 21:42:40 UTC

assume the areas in grey are black as well i as too lazy to fill in

2019-04-08 21:54:39 UTC

Damaged

2019-04-08 21:55:06 UTC

We live in a society - Pawp

2019-04-08 22:02:35 UTC

whats damaged

2019-04-08 22:02:57 UTC

and its gunna turn out great matt dont worry

2019-04-08 22:04:43 UTC

@Millwood is also referencing the Joker meme

2019-04-08 22:04:53 UTC

he has "Damaged" tattooed across his face or something

2019-04-08 22:13:05 UTC

oh

2019-04-08 22:14:10 UTC

Yeah, he's kind of retarded, don't mind him.

2019-04-08 22:15:39 UTC

``I'm teaching bitches how to swim``

2019-04-08 22:15:58 UTC

That's nice

2019-04-08 22:16:10 UTC

Knowing how to swim is a useful skill to have

2019-04-08 22:16:55 UTC

i asked the black people at my job and they cant swim

2019-04-08 22:17:00 UTC

Learn to swim folks

2019-04-08 22:17:44 UTC

I'm floridian, bitch

2019-04-08 22:17:45 UTC

I found swimming lessons annoying after a few years though

2019-04-08 22:17:48 UTC

I can swim like a motherfucker

2019-04-08 22:18:07 UTC

``Now Backstroke through your K-hole``

2019-04-08 22:18:34 UTC

So my parents made me swim across a river to see if I could swim well enough to stop the lessons

2019-04-08 22:19:18 UTC

I don't think that's why they did that

2019-04-08 22:19:22 UTC

I think they were hopeful

2019-04-08 22:19:28 UTC

They were

2019-04-08 22:19:38 UTC

So they were happy I succeeded

2019-04-08 22:19:53 UTC

They no longer had to pay for swimming lessons

2019-04-08 22:20:30 UTC

No they hoped your stupid ass drowned

2019-04-08 22:20:55 UTC

I bet you couldn't drown if you tried you fat cunt

2019-04-08 22:21:50 UTC

hold on

2019-04-08 22:21:51 UTC

back up

2019-04-08 22:21:54 UTC

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

2019-04-08 22:21:56 UTC

who needs lessons for YEARS?

2019-04-08 22:22:00 UTC

Also, aren't you also a fatty?

2019-04-08 22:22:32 UTC

You weigh twice as much as I do

2019-04-08 22:22:38 UTC

How retarded are you. is it a physical fitness issue

2019-04-08 22:22:48 UTC

Poor masslet

2019-04-08 22:23:54 UTC

lmao

2019-04-08 22:24:02 UTC

imagine taking years to swim

2019-04-08 22:24:13 UTC

Very pathetic

2019-04-08 22:24:26 UTC

unless you want to participate in some sperg tier tourney whats the point

2019-04-08 22:24:36 UTC

only reason it should take more then a few days MAX is if your afraid of the water

2019-04-08 22:24:59 UTC

hell my nephew knows how to swim and hes fucking 2

2019-04-08 22:25:15 UTC

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Explain this retardation

2019-04-08 22:26:13 UTC

Swimming != good swimming

2019-04-08 22:26:23 UTC

lmao

2019-04-08 22:26:33 UTC

>trying to speedrun your swimming techniques

2019-04-08 22:26:40 UTC

Did you take walking lessons for years, too?

2019-04-08 22:26:43 UTC

Fucking brainlet

2019-04-08 22:32:38 UTC

man i miss my nephew, so hyped to see him wednesday

2019-04-08 22:33:03 UTC

is he dead

2019-04-08 22:33:59 UTC

nah i just havnt seen him in 2 weeks cuz last week i worked a doubel so slept through the entire time he was over

2019-04-08 22:34:09 UTC

i have to make sure he knows IM the best uncle

2019-04-08 22:34:27 UTC

If you're not diddling him, you're the best uncle by default

2019-04-08 22:34:44 UTC

tru

2019-04-08 22:35:01 UTC

Or the worst? Depends on the nephew

2019-04-08 22:36:34 UTC

Had a fun day, met up with a friend I haven't seen in 7 months

2019-04-08 22:37:06 UTC

your penis?

2019-04-08 22:37:52 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-08 22:38:06 UTC

From high school

2019-04-08 22:38:20 UTC

As we're in 2 different countries for uni now

2019-04-08 22:38:33 UTC

kek

2019-04-08 22:38:47 UTC

man

2019-04-08 22:39:12 UTC

imagine being a euro and "we are totally diffrent countries away" but its like 3 hour drvie. where in america "Just a short 8 hour drive across texas"

2019-04-08 22:39:44 UTC

North of England to South of France

2019-04-08 22:39:49 UTC

Bit of a trek

2019-04-08 22:39:54 UTC

>WILLINGLY LIVING WITH THE FRENCH

2019-04-08 22:40:21 UTC

You can do it in one drive, but you feel like shit at the end

2019-04-08 22:40:54 UTC

Just take a train

2019-04-08 22:40:57 UTC

Those exist

2019-04-08 22:41:27 UTC

That's worse

2019-04-08 22:42:01 UTC

Going from north of UK to France, you're dealing with some of the shittiest rail services in Europe

2019-04-08 22:42:15 UTC

Trans pennines and sncf

2019-04-08 22:47:06 UTC

wut

2019-04-08 22:47:12 UTC

oh right

2019-04-08 22:47:13 UTC

brits

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