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huh
that gimbal might be the funniest device I ever got
you know what's the funniest device ever
me neither
A gimbal
what the fuck lmao
no fish was involved in making that dish
it's cantonese yee mee
that must feel good on the vag
thats what ? 6-7m/s recoil velocity if fired ? doubt even that depending system weight
i mean at least that guy has brake what usualy are what 30-60% effective depending on model and make
thats still gonna be quite bit of instant friction and pulse form energy tru senstive parts
now if he place the barrel itself on that spot (step or 2 back for the guy) that would be much more interesting
what youre saying is that she'll get an instant orgasm?
more likely terrible pain and burns to legs due how brake redirects the fireball ~
but he will get it up at least
those wondering how bored/10 i am
its midnight now and im estimating how much some stupid bitches cunt will hurt in morning
have some sanity people use large c-mag low caliber systems for that shit at least
>mfw Tervy is secretly an operator god
@Tervy have mercy on me I didn't exhibit proper trigger discipline once
Shh now only 10mm dreams
@Matthew Thats basicly what i see on the cast its why it looks a bit "off" but should provide a solid stamp still
assume the areas in grey are black as well i as too lazy to fill in
Damaged
We live in a society - Pawp
whats damaged
and its gunna turn out great matt dont worry
he has "Damaged" tattooed across his face or something
oh
Yeah, he's kind of retarded, don't mind him.
``I'm teaching bitches how to swim``
That's nice
Knowing how to swim is a useful skill to have
i asked the black people at my job and they cant swim
Learn to swim folks
I'm floridian, bitch
I found swimming lessons annoying after a few years though
I can swim like a motherfucker
``Now Backstroke through your K-hole``
So my parents made me swim across a river to see if I could swim well enough to stop the lessons
I don't think that's why they did that
I think they were hopeful
They were
So they were happy I succeeded
They no longer had to pay for swimming lessons
No they hoped your stupid ass drowned
I bet you couldn't drown if you tried you fat cunt
hold on
back up
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
who needs lessons for YEARS?
Also, aren't you also a fatty?
You weigh twice as much as I do
How retarded are you. is it a physical fitness issue
Poor masslet
lmao
imagine taking years to swim
Very pathetic
unless you want to participate in some sperg tier tourney whats the point
only reason it should take more then a few days MAX is if your afraid of the water
hell my nephew knows how to swim and hes fucking 2
@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck Explain this retardation
Swimming != good swimming
lmao
>trying to speedrun your swimming techniques
Did you take walking lessons for years, too?
Fucking brainlet
man i miss my nephew, so hyped to see him wednesday
is he dead
nah i just havnt seen him in 2 weeks cuz last week i worked a doubel so slept through the entire time he was over
i have to make sure he knows IM the best uncle
If you're not diddling him, you're the best uncle by default
tru
Or the worst? Depends on the nephew
Had a fun day, met up with a friend I haven't seen in 7 months
your penis?
<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
From high school
As we're in 2 different countries for uni now
kek
man
imagine being a euro and "we are totally diffrent countries away" but its like 3 hour drvie. where in america "Just a short 8 hour drive across texas"
North of England to South of France
Bit of a trek
>WILLINGLY LIVING WITH THE FRENCH
You can do it in one drive, but you feel like shit at the end
Just take a train
Those exist
That's worse
Going from north of UK to France, you're dealing with some of the shittiest rail services in Europe
Trans pennines and sncf
wut
oh right
brits
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