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2019-04-06 05:12:53 UTC

This movie is starting to drag.

2019-04-06 05:22:49 UTC

Really, really starting to drag.

2019-04-06 05:52:33 UTC

Rain on the rooftop while I'm in bed

2019-04-06 05:52:40 UTC

โ˜บ

2019-04-06 05:52:42 UTC

<:porco:542400907229265933>

2019-04-06 06:59:04 UTC

I finally got a pressure cooker after falling for /ck/ shilling

2019-04-06 06:59:10 UTC

this thing sounds like a bomb

2019-04-06 06:59:37 UTC

<:WAT:485874536332656650>

2019-04-06 06:59:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/563981182111580162/IMG_20190406_175623.jpg

2019-04-06 06:59:57 UTC

*phsstttttttttt*

2019-04-06 07:01:43 UTC

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-04-06 07:11:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/563983994429898753/1554534350028.png

2019-04-06 07:11:04 UTC

thoughts?

2019-04-06 07:11:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/563984122134003743/IMG_20190406_091127.jpg

2019-04-06 07:11:45 UTC

Get on my comfyness level

2019-04-06 07:13:14 UTC

Some plant in cutted Coca Cola Zero bottle

2019-04-06 07:13:29 UTC

Or what is that

2019-04-06 07:13:50 UTC

>cutted

2019-04-06 07:14:00 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2019-04-06 07:14:25 UTC

arr rook same

2019-04-06 07:14:50 UTC

that said blue dress is the qtest

2019-04-06 07:15:04 UTC

@soddomist it's spring onion

2019-04-06 07:15:52 UTC

chink thing to do this tbh

2019-04-06 07:16:00 UTC

use a cola bottle to grow plants

2019-04-06 07:16:23 UTC

to think that his yellow gf has already influenced him to such an extent...

2019-04-06 07:16:25 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 07:23:27 UTC

@porco wait, they sell tatung meme cookers in switzerland?

2019-04-06 07:23:33 UTC

or did you cop from chiner

2019-04-06 07:44:44 UTC

They don't, I got it from Taiwan @Hiruzen

2019-04-06 07:44:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/563992528031055872/IMG_20190406_184444.jpg

2019-04-06 07:44:57 UTC

mmm stew

2019-04-06 07:45:06 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2019-04-06 07:45:11 UTC

@soddomist yes, it's onions in a cutted Cola bottle

2019-04-06 07:46:12 UTC

literally one ingredient away from being hachee

2019-04-06 07:52:33 UTC

ok maybe not

2019-04-06 07:52:42 UTC

bay leaves, juniper berries and other assortments

2019-04-06 08:00:30 UTC

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

2019-04-06 08:01:45 UTC

next time at least number those

2019-04-06 08:04:50 UTC

ok mr admin

2019-04-06 08:09:14 UTC

i was about to post numbered version

2019-04-06 08:09:17 UTC

but fuck that

2019-04-06 08:09:27 UTC

ugly bitches all of them

2019-04-06 08:32:04 UTC

>not returning the bottle for dosh

2019-04-06 08:32:18 UTC

Swisscucks aren't advanced enough I see

2019-04-06 08:32:31 UTC

I'll miss easily recycling bottles in supermarket

2019-04-06 10:02:41 UTC

If i return them, I don't have an onion pot

2019-04-06 10:03:08 UTC

just get a regular flowerpot

2019-04-06 10:03:24 UTC

>

2019-04-06 10:03:38 UTC

My girlfriend is handling these things in a very Chinese way

2019-04-06 11:39:43 UTC

@Matthew take notes

2019-04-06 11:46:34 UTC

Good for that guy

2019-04-06 11:46:37 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 12:01:34 UTC

water fast is good shit but its easier to do something like omad

2019-04-06 12:01:55 UTC

then again he's like ~400 lb

2019-04-06 12:02:05 UTC

I always ask myself

2019-04-06 12:02:12 UTC

how the fuck do you eat to that weight

2019-04-06 12:02:23 UTC

t. 70kg permatwink

2019-04-06 12:04:29 UTC

Slowly eating over the years, an extra pizza everyday..

2019-04-06 12:04:51 UTC

Isn't 70kg quite much for your height? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-04-06 12:08:18 UTC

i need to get the BF% for fit memes

2019-04-06 14:53:52 UTC

@Kimichiboi being THAT fat takes work, my man. You don't accidentally become 400 lbs, and yeah, a LOT of that weight is gonna be water. I'd say the first 100 lbs would be easy to lose, then he'd actually have to start exercising, and that's where it'd all fall apart

2019-04-06 14:54:48 UTC

>"my exercise routine is 30-45 minute walks, sometimes even an hour!"

2019-04-06 14:54:53 UTC

๐Ÿ˜น

2019-04-06 14:56:37 UTC

Tune in to my next vlog, when I chronicle how I took the stairs for the first time in 8 years!

2019-04-06 15:06:57 UTC

It's not funny because ur fat too

2019-04-06 15:09:43 UTC

Yeah, but I'm not THAT fat.

2019-04-06 15:09:56 UTC

Yeah how would I know?

2019-04-06 15:10:08 UTC

Because ur mom's bed is dented, not broken

2019-04-06 15:12:00 UTC

You don't know that

2019-04-06 15:13:40 UTC

You're right, because I never called her back ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2019-04-06 15:20:57 UTC

Ur mom is a thot

2019-04-06 16:25:11 UTC

steam is down?

2019-04-06 16:35:09 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-06 16:44:21 UTC

My brain is constantly sabotaging me

2019-04-06 16:44:24 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-04-06 17:06:10 UTC

@Pawp at least you're white

2019-04-06 17:06:19 UTC

Tru

2019-04-06 17:10:52 UTC

white pride worldwide

2019-04-06 17:11:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/564134980524048384/8359d321.jpg

2019-04-06 17:12:40 UTC

At the car dealership getting my oil changed, T.v. In here is set to a children's channel, and Holy fuck, kid's toys these days are fucking disgusting. Like, Unicorns that shit their diapers, and a board game about plunging a toilet (if you lose, a huge plastic turd flies across the room). What the hell, man. Degenerates.

2019-04-06 17:12:57 UTC

Wtf

2019-04-06 17:34:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/564140880961732609/kids_these_days.jpg

2019-04-06 17:39:57 UTC

@Jake sorry to bother you good sir in this fine evening, we had someone wondering on other channel about if original investment by (tencent mostly) was angel investment and how large % they own from discord if it was

2019-04-06 17:41:15 UTC

๐Ÿค” <:chink:323022148870602752>

2019-04-06 17:44:53 UTC

``` To develop Discord, Hammer & Chisel gained additional funding from YouWeb's 9+ incubator, who had also funded the startup of Hammer & Chisel, and from Benchmark capital and Tencent

The company raised an additional US$20 million in funding for the software in January 2016.[12] American multinational mass media and entertainment conglomerate WarnerMedia has invested in Discord.[13]

In December 2018 the company announced it raised $150 million in funding at a $2 billion valuation. The round was led by Greenoaks Capital with participation from Firstmark, Tencent, IVP, Index Ventures and Technology Opportunity Partners.[14] ```

2019-04-06 17:44:59 UTC

for those wondering what im speaking about

2019-04-06 17:46:17 UTC

"""tencent"""

2019-04-06 17:47:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/564144118226354176/received_838464169838241.jpeg

2019-04-06 18:08:26 UTC

Tencent is a very passive investor. I hope you all know that. Their strategy is to just invest in everything and let them do their thing.

2019-04-06 18:11:05 UTC

Ye

2019-04-06 18:11:11 UTC

A finger in every pot

2019-04-06 18:11:23 UTC

So the ones they tinker with is less obvious

2019-04-06 18:13:09 UTC

This is csg, we trust the Chinese, don't worry @Jake

2019-04-06 18:13:20 UTC

Otherwise we wouldn't buy Ali Express sex toys

2019-04-06 18:14:15 UTC

@Jake that's what I've heard too. They don't want to control your business, they just want a piece of the pie

2019-04-06 18:14:19 UTC

That being said,

2019-04-06 18:14:27 UTC

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2019-04-06 18:14:34 UTC

They don't want to control your business today

2019-04-06 18:14:42 UTC

Remember that

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