Lmao

*I was born too soon to be generation alpha*

@johnfrum I swear to god, If you and your kind hold us back from the eventual completely wireless future because "MUH BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY", "MUH SIMPLICITY", "MUH FIXIN' WHAT AIN'T BROKE", I will rip your cock in half and fuck your eyes with it.

A literal zoomer

You're a zoomer too, faggot

I'm not, retard

So you're born before 1995?

Yes

I doubt it.

Come up with a system as smooth and universal as the standard headphone jack first, matt

Not my problem, son @StickyDonutHoles

I mean, that just means you're what everyone hates

A millenial

Zoomers are worse than anything

@johnfrum a five second connection process the first time you turn the car on when you buy it, and auto-connecting as soon as the car turns on from there on out

Wow, if only such a thing existed

oh. Wait

Maybe don't buy a shitbox beater with a third-party Kenwood deck, assmuncher

It doesn't for most cars, this is a common complaint.

Bluetooth fucking lags even on high end setups

What are YOU on about

>lag

What?

Sorry, I meant skipping.

Literally have never had this problem.

>inb4 I never

Lmao

Heh

In my car, at least.

"works on my machine"

The only bad bluetooth experience I ever had was with the dongle I got for the ZS5's I bought my first 11.11 here

it'll work for 5-10 minutes, then it'll just keep repeating the last 2 seconds of whatever I was listening to until I hard-rest my phone

Jeez

I used the SYNC audio system in the new 2018 Mondeo

Still skipped occasionally

Plus that power consumption

Bluetooth power consumption is fucking negligible lol

@Millwood no, but they will probably be ineffective

Ok

Thanks

Automatic 🤢

I don't get the joke

It means no one would get him if he drowned in the water

<:GWchadMEGATHINK:366999806343774218>

https://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-space-junk-india-destroying-missile-threaten-international-space-station-terrible-thing-2019-4

Lmao literally shitting in orbit

Superpoower

kek

That's not funny

turns out planetes is one step closer

now, ballistic missile technology is nothing new. what did they hope to demonstrate by doing this?

Superpower

"We can shit in space and not aftraid to do it"

Tbh they should've been sanctioned on sight

This may be the greatest bullshit action any country has pulled on the international parcet the last few decades

@Millwood they're just in the space race so they can just shoot the contents of gagnes River into space

"pajeet you ar speesman now"

"wil you build spaceship and conquer the stars?

"or wil you send satlilete into earth orbit and release poo"

from streetshitters to space shitters

Lamo

https://gfycat.com/caringgleaminggermanspitz-space-debris-simulations-satellites

cool gif

good old shotgun effect

Absolutely retarded

space brap

https://gfycat.com/jollymindlesskakapo-space-debris-simulations-satellites take even better one

get enough debris like this out there there's no way for the human race to exit earth anymore

since all the spacecrafts will get shotgunned by random debris in orbit

sooner or later we make collector for that shit... current problem is nobody wants to fund the carbage collector

I dont get it

what is this site i've been linked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558123930116685837/562936402900156417/1554134157221.jpg

I swear chink women have to drive like that for real. So many car crash videos with chink women

https://theguardian.com/law/2019/apr/03/english-judge-says-man-having-sex-with-wife-is-fundamental-human-right

@Tervy Euro, NASA and the japan/Asia coalition thingy are already working on that, thankfully.

yeah i know and all suggested models : "too expensive"

but yeah there is hope

why are they using gabe to advertise chink underwear

Because he fat

seems fine

PP master race

Gabe has that big dick billionaire energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrILfIE9IB4

good video

Already regretting coming to work

Should've just stayed home

poor matt

@Matthew what should i get for breakfast, im going to a diner with my grandfather

current idea is a combo, eggs +bacon+pancakes. or french toast

i usuallly get biscuits and gravy but im not feeling it today

@Pawpcountry fried steak with gravy, eggs and sausage

oh man that sounds great, ill def get that

that does sound great

The local diner does a great biscuits and gravy. but they give you way too fuckin much, so i always end up taking some home

but were going to deleware so i cant

@Jignx if you still have that link maybe @porco can dissect it for you