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2019-02-28 05:49:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/550555103971508234/metrotrumpet.webm

2019-02-28 06:19:00 UTC

matt go to bed

2019-02-28 06:19:48 UTC

also ping pong the animation is pretty good john

2019-02-28 06:20:56 UTC

has some good symbolism with sun and moon, and the dub is pretty good too

2019-02-28 06:26:49 UTC

Nah, I'm gonna have a cheeky wank before bed.

2019-02-28 06:29:59 UTC

that has the adverse effect of getting horny when you're tired

2019-02-28 06:30:10 UTC

but I'm always tired so ...

2019-02-28 06:58:26 UTC

Blasting that fat rope didn't wake me up, that damn near put me in a coma

2019-02-28 07:04:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/550573918432264202/53003642_2362153150470974_8186389188673798144_n.jpg

2019-02-28 07:05:48 UTC

My gf must have visible abs then

2019-02-28 07:44:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/550583950095941632/Screenshot_2019-02-28-08-43-47-365_com.alibaba.aliexpresshd.png

2019-02-28 07:44:04 UTC

Chinkman fast

2019-02-28 08:24:13 UTC

Wow

2019-02-28 08:24:17 UTC

Those look like shit

2019-02-28 08:55:16 UTC

Zoom zoom

2019-02-28 09:13:42 UTC

wow its almost like they just look up apex legends on baidu search and then paste the images into their photoshop templates

2019-02-28 09:16:27 UTC

that matthews trumpet guy.. damn.. i wish more people would have thrown money at him (even tho that is saxophone the guy plays)

2019-02-28 11:00:24 UTC

i have 2 fucking statements to make

2019-02-28 11:01:11 UTC

1. Industrial PLC stuff has still GUIs and usability of pre-90s era inhouse programs

2019-02-28 11:01:39 UTC

2. it sucks major balls to do major controller overhaul without controller to test it within 3 hours

2019-02-28 11:02:04 UTC

tldr:fuck plcs fuck simatic fuck everything

2019-02-28 11:03:09 UTC

i dont understand why this company has not yet hired anyone to take care of their automation stuff and continue use freelancers for it

2019-02-28 11:04:02 UTC

freelancers probly cost them way more than even just self-learning basics of "drag and drop" ui siemens has

2019-02-28 11:04:38 UTC

>PLC

2019-02-28 11:04:39 UTC

not that is hould complain as they pay my bills

2019-02-28 11:04:41 UTC

i'd rather get cancer thanks

2019-02-28 11:05:23 UTC

plcs are darn nice stuff but their software can be fucking absurd and aged

2019-02-28 11:05:32 UTC

i've seen ladder logic once

2019-02-28 11:05:33 UTC

never again

2019-02-28 11:07:14 UTC

thankfully i have stuff what allows me to write if else statements and it turns all that jazz to ladder logic graph

2019-02-28 11:07:18 UTC

i dont need to be arsed with it

2019-02-28 11:10:43 UTC

true pain in ladder logic is if you need to write it by hand to some paper

2019-02-28 11:12:13 UTC

back when i was in eletrician(automation) school some of our teachers demanded all hand drawn

2019-02-28 11:12:28 UTC

that old fuck

2019-02-28 11:33:46 UTC

It's. So. Fucking. Hot.

2019-02-28 11:33:57 UTC

Outside.

2019-02-28 11:34:07 UTC

haha cunt come to australia

2019-02-28 11:34:15 UTC

we burn 24/7 because the sun is a deadly laser

2019-02-28 11:34:19 UTC

Fuck you I don't want to melt

2019-02-28 11:34:28 UTC

I miss winter already

2019-02-28 11:34:32 UTC

only imagine if sun was laser instead of globe

2019-02-28 11:34:40 UTC

There's a reason it was a prison island not some resort

2019-02-28 11:34:40 UTC

all that energy in thight beam to earth

2019-02-28 11:34:41 UTC

rip

2019-02-28 11:34:58 UTC

@Sdeck37 its a resort for those who like the heat but im not one of those people

2019-02-28 11:35:06 UTC

!answer race disposition in Australia

2019-02-28 11:35:07 UTC

hence why i want to get the fuck out of here

2019-02-28 11:35:15 UTC

@sum answer: a mess

2019-02-28 11:35:17 UTC

Great the bot is still dead

2019-02-28 11:35:30 UTC

I was wondering with all that sun how much black people are there

2019-02-28 11:35:45 UTC

Since I always thought of Australia as mostly white

2019-02-28 11:35:56 UTC

you are correct with the mostly white bit

2019-02-28 11:36:08 UTC

white (92%) | Asian (7%) | aboriginal and other (1%)

2019-02-28 11:36:14 UTC

but we have a lot of africans coming due to the various conflicts going on there and blowing some shit up

2019-02-28 11:36:17 UTC

-wolfram alpha

2019-02-28 11:36:23 UTC

@Tervy thanks

2019-02-28 11:36:25 UTC

im not sure thats accurate chief

2019-02-28 11:36:30 UTC

me neither

2019-02-28 11:36:39 UTC

Still something

2019-02-28 11:36:55 UTC

1.6% of islamยจ and english is only 88%

2019-02-28 11:36:56 UTC

i mean we genocided the aboriginals so thats a large majority of the browns gone

2019-02-28 11:37:10 UTC

Too bad you left the animal mutants there

2019-02-28 11:37:17 UTC

excuse me who

2019-02-28 11:37:27 UTC

The wildlife of Australia

2019-02-28 11:37:37 UTC

oh those things

2019-02-28 11:37:38 UTC

uh

2019-02-28 11:37:40 UTC

it's fine really

2019-02-28 11:37:45 UTC

namely kangaroos

2019-02-28 11:37:55 UTC

what the fuck did the roos ever do to you cunt

2019-02-28 11:38:04 UTC

theyre cute and they only appear in the literal sticks

2019-02-28 11:38:21 UTC

rats of australia

2019-02-28 11:38:22 UTC

like you gotta be at least an hour or two outside of a cbd to see those memes

2019-02-28 11:38:36 UTC

expect they can body build and carry deadly bacteria

2019-02-28 11:38:37 UTC

~

2019-02-28 11:38:45 UTC

nice meme

2019-02-28 11:38:58 UTC

indeed it is

2019-02-28 11:39:24 UTC

but at least they taste decent when cooked

2019-02-28 11:40:24 UTC

at least i liked the taste when i had chance to enjoy it

2019-02-28 11:40:49 UTC

sadly i still wonder how well it would suit to be used in asian dishes instead of pork

2019-02-28 11:42:21 UTC

source: i was working at one of larger music events there few years back

2019-02-28 11:42:26 UTC

and got to taste all kinds of shit

2019-02-28 11:43:09 UTC

getting work papers there was quite show tho

2019-02-28 11:43:21 UTC

work visa ? what ever it is called officialy

2019-02-28 11:43:27 UTC

work visa yeah

2019-02-28 11:45:05 UTC

"yes yes i come only for week to country, no no i wont stay any longer on this hellhole whats too hot, yes heres my contact and my bosses contact"

2019-02-28 11:45:15 UTC

had shitty luck at customs too

2019-02-28 11:46:47 UTC

lmao im a citizen and i have shitty luck at customs

2019-02-28 11:46:51 UTC

the customs officials tho were quite nice people after the first dickhead what i picked me from the line

2019-02-28 11:46:54 UTC

as a foreigner itd be even worse

2019-02-28 11:46:55 UTC

tbh

2019-02-28 11:47:10 UTC

last time i went overseas I got fucking bomb searched

2019-02-28 11:47:19 UTC

at sydney airport

2019-02-28 11:47:43 UTC

you werent fucking foreigner having gun in his cargo ...

2019-02-28 11:47:51 UTC

lmfao ow

2019-02-28 11:48:25 UTC

i made all the fucking paperwork luckily before hand and was not stupid dickhead

2019-02-28 11:48:27 UTC

when i got to akl i failed epassport too, so i got pulled aside by this big maori lady and she checked my passport and let me through

2019-02-28 11:48:43 UTC

think the machine was broke tho

2019-02-28 11:49:02 UTC

fuckers tried to confiscate my silencer too

2019-02-28 11:49:09 UTC

like.. wtf thats for personal protection (hearing)

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