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2019-02-12 02:29:11 UTC

I cant afford to move to a way larger apartment on a whim.

2019-02-12 02:29:14 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-02-12 02:29:26 UTC

Were you planning on having Matt move in?

2019-02-12 02:29:33 UTC

That's too bad...

2019-02-12 02:29:35 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> don't underestimate me, lads

2019-02-12 02:32:29 UTC

>hated the show
>says he watched it in the background, and only in passing
>recalls plot points and characterizations

2019-02-12 02:32:37 UTC

John, JUST ADMIT IT

2019-02-12 02:32:43 UTC

Its not a hard show to get a grasp of, matt

2019-02-12 02:32:50 UTC

That I agree with

2019-02-12 02:32:53 UTC

I know it must have been very taxing for you

2019-02-12 02:37:43 UTC

Poor John

2019-02-12 02:37:51 UTC

Watch Mob Psycho 100, John.

2019-02-12 02:37:54 UTC

Yeah, poor John

2019-02-12 02:38:06 UTC

Putting up with you must be very taxing on him

2019-02-12 02:38:09 UTC

I look forward to you somehow finding sexual degeneracy in THAT.

2019-02-12 02:38:10 UTC

<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

2019-02-12 02:40:49 UTC

I'm not intrested in shonen shit because I'm not 12, faglord.

2019-02-12 02:42:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2019-02-12 02:42:52 UTC

Alright, John. I'll ask again tomorrow

2019-02-12 02:52:26 UTC

@johnfrum Let me know when you hit 12, then.

2019-02-12 02:56:05 UTC

Very weak bantz, to be expected from auscunt lite

2019-02-12 03:02:54 UTC

I liked that bant. The wording was just poor.

2019-02-12 03:04:29 UTC

A better, more subtle way could've been something like "it's okay, people younger than that could enjoy it too!"

2019-02-12 03:06:16 UTC

Or he just really likes grooming 12 year old children

2019-02-12 03:06:31 UTC

@johnfrum beware, John!

2019-02-12 03:14:19 UTC

Cursed image

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544717866411360302/IMG_20190211_201925.jpg

2019-02-12 03:14:33 UTC

Also, shit finally got real in Dororo

2019-02-12 03:14:37 UTC

:U

2019-02-12 04:19:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544734202394968074/jamiroquai.webm

2019-02-12 04:32:12 UTC

why are we here? just to suffer...

2019-02-12 04:32:18 UTC

punished ice climber

2019-02-12 04:38:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544739037630693376/out.webm

2019-02-12 04:54:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544742978934276097/Guy_wakes_up_from_surgery.webm

2019-02-12 05:05:53 UTC

good post

2019-02-12 06:44:59 UTC

mob psycho is bad

2019-02-12 06:52:54 UTC

@johnfrum watch card captor sakura

2019-02-12 07:11:18 UTC

@johnfrum what anime do you enjoy normally?

2019-02-12 07:11:30 UTC

People keep throwing shit at the wall and hope that it sticks

2019-02-12 08:08:40 UTC

>mob psycho is bad
you're bad

2019-02-12 08:27:24 UTC

Rodent update: The rap trap I set up yesterday has been licked clean.

2019-02-12 08:27:34 UTC

I hope that means there's just mice left.

2019-02-12 08:29:01 UTC

>rap trap

2019-02-12 08:29:17 UTC

Is it black astolfo or like

2019-02-12 08:29:38 UTC

A cage with travis scott playing and a trap door

2019-02-12 09:12:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544807925038972930/PgW1EiK.png

2019-02-12 09:15:59 UTC

Hover hand
It ain't his

2019-02-12 09:33:42 UTC

the girls looks pregnant

2019-02-12 10:32:52 UTC

She is

2019-02-12 11:19:25 UTC

_You're now connected to Amit from Amazon.de_

2019-02-12 11:19:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544839968829210625/unknown.png

2019-02-12 11:19:36 UTC

ew ๐Ÿคข

2019-02-12 11:22:34 UTC

_As i can see that your item is stuck during processing._

2019-02-12 11:22:55 UTC

no shit Amit, perhaps that is the very reason I spent an unreasonable time looking for a way to contact a human at amazon

2019-02-12 11:27:33 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2019-02-12 11:27:38 UTC

Is he your frieeeeeend?

2019-02-12 11:28:04 UTC

do you think I'm shitskin

2019-02-12 11:44:39 UTC

guys microsoft just dropped an ew twitch killer

2019-02-12 11:45:58 UTC

omegle is a twitch killer

2019-02-12 11:57:11 UTC

>press button to let your loved one know you want to bang her

2019-02-12 11:57:12 UTC

?????

2019-02-12 11:58:33 UTC

That would be colored red all the time

2019-02-12 12:00:10 UTC

"All your horny stats all gathered for research purposes"

2019-02-12 12:02:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544850826645209098/6cb9d96641e57a6536e8031ffc9a1786_original1.gif

2019-02-12 12:02:44 UTC

why would anything think this was a problem that needs solving?

2019-02-12 12:03:40 UTC

>literally a horny button

2019-02-12 12:03:42 UTC

kek

2019-02-12 12:04:12 UTC

@Jignx due some people dont know how to say no

2019-02-12 12:04:36 UTC

I mean they should have at least made that phone apps for "consent"

2019-02-12 12:05:34 UTC

So no more "he raped me,i just invited him in after bar night and teased him whole night"

2019-02-12 12:08:44 UTC

@Tervy its for couples that face trouble asking each other for sex

2019-02-12 12:08:47 UTC

due to constant rejection

2019-02-12 12:08:54 UTC

then break up

2019-02-12 12:08:54 UTC

this allows each other to know they want to have sex

2019-02-12 12:12:56 UTC

Jignx seems to be experienced on the topic.
Please tell us more about relationships withs two cucks involved

2019-02-12 12:14:36 UTC

@Jignx `couples that face trouble asking each other for sex`
couples like that need to have a talk about why they're uncomfortable with each other, not delegate their desires to a button.

2019-02-12 12:20:01 UTC

dont tell me that

2019-02-12 12:20:11 UTC

tell the people who are already funding that kickstarter

2019-02-12 13:25:55 UTC

This is the logical progression in a society
|| ๐Ÿƒ || where people keep getting #metoo'd

2019-02-12 13:26:27 UTC

Make your partner literally push a button that shows that they consent

2019-02-12 13:39:12 UTC

illogical*

2019-02-12 13:45:54 UTC

How hard is it to just say "wanna fuck?" And NOT have an autistic meltdown is your partner says "nah, not tonight"?

2019-02-12 13:59:17 UTC

Just spent 10 minutes trying to communicate to two women that two walls were not perpendicular to each other.

2019-02-12 14:46:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544892045068861462/screenshot.11.png

2019-02-12 14:46:29 UTC

God damn

2019-02-12 14:46:32 UTC

That's a lot, right?

2019-02-12 14:47:00 UTC

a lot of rpm?

2019-02-12 14:48:04 UTC

No

2019-02-12 14:48:06 UTC

Power on hours

2019-02-12 14:50:39 UTC

idk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544893102393917441/unknown.png

2019-02-12 14:50:48 UTC

pretty average, I'd say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/544893142823075852/unknown.png

2019-02-12 14:51:21 UTC

Wow

2019-02-12 14:51:27 UTC

And I preemptively replaced my HDD at 15k hours

2019-02-12 14:51:38 UTC

that's brand new

2019-02-12 14:51:48 UTC

first is an ssd so it doesnt matter

2019-02-12 14:51:55 UTC

but i love this samseong

2019-02-12 14:52:01 UTC

It was a seagate barracuda

2019-02-12 14:52:07 UTC

ok yeah trash

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