I-I'm not murican

Sheeeeit

Was wondering if same situation

Its noon here

I'm not sure if there'll be celebrations in Glasgow

Q

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http://www.designmynight.com/glasgow/whats-on/july-4th-independence-day-in-glasgow

looks like some places are celebrating it

Wait, the english celebrate losing a war?

>the English

are you trying to trigger me?

I dunno, whats glasgow

Scotland

Still english until you man up and leave the uk

>still english

pls stop

Referendum 2.0

Completely different government = different country imo

Yuo have english govt controlled nukes tho

yeah, deep in the highlands

ofc they put the nukes there so if they accidentally went off or got hit they'd kill scotland and not them

but at least trident is not too close

You said "us"

why are we talking about this in <#189811441174446080>?

I fucking saw ir

I make mistakes when I'm triggered

Its tooooo late

You addmited it

why is mint so huge

ples

>firexox

>admitted I'm not scottish when I am 100% by blood

wot

although my blood will be watered down when I inevitably impregnate an abrahamic brown eyed girl like my gf

allahu

ak

bar

/degeneracy here, how do you feel about tom clancy novels.

terribly written and jingoistic military porn

I only read a few in high school though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UFIcLpT6Cw

this is sweden

Terry pratchet.

Only read good omens

gf has his whole collection tho

Should read guards guards

terry pratchett is great

I played discworld and discworld noir if that counts

Good books

>played

doesnt cout

count*

shut up zombii, adults are talking in nsfw-lewds

:(((((((((((((

BULLY

CYBEERRBULLYYY

REEEEEEE

the discworld games are great point and click adventures, don't trigger me

gnu gookboat

read the books

Srsl tho, good comedy books.

I don't read childish fantasies written by a faggot liberal who died from brain problems

:^)

(I probably will at some point tho)

But the main character is a shitty wizzard.

now youre bullying dead people AND cyberbullying

my reading backlog is too huge

Ikr

I think windows 10 wants me to install candy crush

it teleports my cursor to the start button

uninstall it

Disable that in the settings

ugh

I hate windows 10

tell you wo

t

never gonna use it after installing mint

I used to read clive barker books as a teen

and looking back, he was probably trying to turn me into a faggot

never heard about that person

sixteen page anal sex scenes

>roadrunner records

take your entry level shit outta here

he directed Hellraiser

probably what he's known for

>0,1 out of 1,6 gigabytes downloaded

before your time zombii

never heard about hellraiser either

it's a good wee flick

im sorry for being an uncultered swine but norway deosnt make it easy

to know much

at all really

don't you have infinite money to buy every bit of culture there is?

Netfix vpn that shit

>netflix

>Netflix

W E W

stalin is a normie confirmed

It cheap tho

torrenting it is cheaper tho

Ni

Torrenting is vpn+vps

and you don't have to keep funding liberal propaganda like Jessica Jones

MUH BLACK DICKS

BBC.EXE ACTIVATE

still 0,1 gigs

ples

STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN, THE ONLY MAN I NEEDED BRAINWASHED ME INTO THINKING I NEEDED HIM

Muh vps is only 500gb, not enough space to store 70's tv shows

I remember I shared my speccy and people in here were shocked I had 2tb of space

step it up lads

Vps tho

yay I uninstalled candy crush

3tb on main rig

will probably reinstall and take over my computer as I sleep

and then murder me

don't you want to crush candies?

Still running out of space to store black and white movies

NO

your parents might, reinstall it

dont worry

papa microsoft knows what's best

I have a password

a long password

that they dont know

Is it nigger123

your dad will notice you uninstalled candy crush and beat the living shit out of you

yes, stalin

yes, comfy

rip me

do you want a cringe story

about norwegians

and their internet rap

no

ok

so

we had to make a rap

in school

and it had to be about anti cyber bullying

or security

online

You should sneak into a metal moshpit and get crushed

ok

well

so somebody made a part of the song about "Social media stealing our time"

o boy

reminds me of those feminists that destroyed the weights

saying it was the weight's fault

or something

Social media does steal your time

That is the wrong word. It was scales

ah

yes

scales

weights was directly translated

from norwegian

(not using google translate)

I'd like to see a feminist destroy a 20kg barbell plate

university dorm room?

I can tell from the prison-like windows

No, was parents house

Uni room:

isn't student accommodation a total ripoff?

Yeah

price wise

But its right fucking a block from uni

And I have a job

So whatever

are you in 1st year?

No

good taste, norway

>Pewdiepie

what is your job

?

what's he doing in that picture?

I think hes using his mind to fap to """""girls""""""

Night shift janitor at a hair salon

aka """"""girls"""""" with dicks

is he actually losing subs?

are the little kids finally growing up?

it was only a matter of time

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/945/923/c0a.jpg

the only people who use student accommodation here are chinks

>26 million people watched some guy bath in cola

because they make the websites in mandarin

you see some occasional poor bastard white guy mixed in with the chinks

t. I live next to land owned by the chinese government with 26,000 chink students

I spend all of my time doing programming and schoolwork and drinking anyway. Why the fuck not.

Do you live with chinks?

No, some pajeets and gooks tho

tfw brother of someone I know went into student accommodation and got put in a flat with all chinks, they all stayed in their rooms and didn't ever come out

so he bailed

Vietnamese church near me

>some pajeets and chinks

don't tell me it's one of those 8 person dorms

Gooks=/=chinks

worst year of my life living in one of those

No, its individual rooms with kitchen and shower

Like prisons

but in the same communal area right

No communal area

Its a highrise

sure is lewd chat )))

ikr

so a kitchen in each of your rooms or one shared kitchen?

Each room has a kitchen

W E W

fancy

Its like a shitty apartment

we had one bathroom and one kitchen shared between 8 people

>one bathroom

oh

that was when you pissed in the bucket

right

?

in a bottle

yes

because they blocked the toilet with shit and no one was beyond manchild level so it was always me unblocking it

with a plunger

>not pissing in the sink

so I just gave up and pissed in a bottle instead

I regularly piss in the sink

buckets are better

because you dont have to put the d

it's correct heigh for tall guy like me

inside of the bottle

I eventually got a little sink basin thing

and pissed in that

honestly, sinks were made for pissing

way easier to piss in sink than toilet

but when I express this opinion

I get called autist

our kitchen sink was always full of dirty plates

GAYYYYYYYY

lmao

ples

#fucksocialnorms

I piss in my sink at home, I think a lot of people piss in their sink

stop posting gay things

ples