like 150cm and 40kg

I guess

@someoneunknown you are falling for the Brazilian girls meme

IT'S NOT A MEME

Kinda

Just be aware, 16-17 girls here, a lot of times looks like 18+

Ask the age

lel

Every time

tfw you bang a 16yo Brazzo and have to marry her in order for her parents not to report you to the authorities

16yo brazzo most of the time are degenerates that don't give a fuck about family and they will only know after she post a photo with you on facebook

mfw legal sex age here is 15

>having your family on FB

pls no

who does this

me

Brazilians

talking to grandma ❤

They like to show off to each other, who have the best monkey cage

Ops

House

I think my dad had a PajeetIn profile, but deleted it because he doesn't plan to switch jobs and it's full of liars either way so no one cares about it

If I were you, come here and fuck all the way, but never give your real name to them and say you don't have social media accounts

I'm paranoid when it comes to STDs and I've got a qt g-f, I don't really care about Brazilian grilles

also, >not being gay in 2017

guys pls

it's trendy to be gay, get with the times

I hope you love your girl

And resist not fucking some hot mixed Brazilian pussy

Love is a strong word, but I like her. She has beautiful eyes that are just 😍

She will loose for the Brazilian bunda meme

I seriously wonder how would my grandma react if I brought home a black g-f that doesn't know a word of Croatian

her church friends would be on life support

lel

kek

Nice thing is that i got a house to stay in in comfy sweden winter

bad thing is swedistan is not a good country anymore

We have a nice house on the coast

wow cool

with 2 apartments on the upper floor

will rent them out on airbnb

get that money to fund my Xiaomi addiction

do you have the rice cooker yet ?

no

I NEED it, though

Tomsgonnatom-kun c-can i stay there for some time? I-i can get you a nice place at Paraty

Sure. There's no acai here and the bunda game is weak, though

I just want to die in the cold Sweden winter

Fuck acai

But the bunda game is something I can stop playing

>going to Sweden

do you want to die?

Nah, was just a hyperbole

>go to croatia, spain, italy, grease, cyprus, malta
>install tinder
>bang swedish girls

no need to go to sweden

>implying I am a nigger that will attract swedish girls

>implying I am a nigger

Just say "I'm Brazilian" and they'll be like "Great, even the whitest Brazilian who doesn't participate in the Oktoberfest down in Blumenau is at least 15% jungle nigger"

I am at least 15% nigger and 25% indian

The rest is from austria, Portugal and spain

👎

Swedish girl are really easy to bang fo(r the most part

but they are tall

>he's not tall

i'm 185

195 here

fuck you

i'm a manlet now

real Dinaric Alps man

184 D:

oh

favel is the new manlet

dr favel

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

How good is to be a part of the favela now?

jungle nigger trying to steal your hard earned coke by using child jungle nigger soldier mugging tourist

good lifestyle

must be thrilling

>stealing from dumb tourist during the olimpics
>Spent it all on cachaça and chink shit

Feels great

^ a Brazilian shows his true colours

He stole my wallet through internet

15% of nigger blood and living all life in a country that stealing and looking to ripoff others is imbedded in the culture

Really make you act like shit sometimes

Damn i never stole something must be fun

>I already questioned why my father fall for the Brazilian meme and came from austria to live here

the happy merchant blood in me tell me to do it some times

kek

He wanted the booty

^

it was the bunda

But now he regrets too

your dad had jungle fever

he can move back lmao

LMAO he wont

Mom got his corones

My wife country

We have a pretty good life here, going back will be shit, even if we sell the house we could not afford one in a rural area in austria

Real is shit