pretty sick

any big hospital had some kind of police force in it

i remember seeing cops but i never paid them any mind

also they hire a shitton of ex army for security

i went to the doc because i got heat stroke :x

stupid me forgot to drink water

lol

chink weather is disgusting imho

i liked the countryside more than the city

the cities have no personality

Doctors are at very high risk of being stabbed here

the same prefab building designs over and over

because if someone dies, and even if its not the doctors fault (it usually isnt), the family will stab them for casuing the death of their family member

also school teachers. if their kid doesnt get into good school, stab a teacher

also some doctors are corrupt as fuck desu

i never heard that before but sounds plausible

its a real problem these days

but they hide it well

they even have a fucking wikipedia page about it lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_doctors_in_China

chinese culture is just too fatalistic

succeed or become shame of family

well tbh, it sounds like some doctors are really scumbags

just a few, most of them are fine

idk if it's still a thing but there is a streak of elitism that runs in chinese professional circles

it also depends on the region

china is fucking huge

in northern china i believe

like if you're an engineer or a doctor you basically have a giant chip on your shoulder

there are always sandskin people running around with knives

the engineer friends I have in china think i have weird plebian hobbies

like what

they get driven around etc

like *cooking* lol

lol

Holy shit what a fucking pleb

_what kind of an engineer **cooks**_

chink food is so cheap

no need to cook

amirite

>cooking your own food

>not hiring someone to cook for you

>eating cooked food

>eating food

>not just filling yourself up with soylent

yeah basically american DIY culture is some kind of weird abomination

@shadowedROM you an engineer?

idk lol

maybe

why you ask

the bar's kinda low these days i mean they let anyone in that club

sanitation engineer etc

is the chink education on engineering

superior

than (whatever country u come from)

heard that chink education is pretty shitty

the guys I know are pretty awesome but they're in radio which is a dying industry

An engineer is basically someone who designs solutions

inb4 wifi; that's completely different

So the bar is pretty low to begin with

chink engineers are fine, but no innovation or creativity

but they could reverse engineer fucking anything

they have... incremental creativity

the true power of a chink

they know how to optimize stuff really fucking well

unfortunately the metric is usually cost

american engineers are lazy in comparison

we want to get the best parts

we don't develop within means anymore

it's like "let's look up a specsheet for the exact solution"

most things in the industry I used to work in are completely overspecced and unoptimized because the customers were stupid (government)

like throw an expensive processor into a device that doesn't need it at all

so i dunno to answer your question I think we all suck compared to Germany

or Japan

unless you work at Intel

my workplace has 30 chinese females, and 8 foreign males

WTF

Those chink teachers

are really qt desu

RIP ur dick

tell me

which one is your gf

are you paid the same as everyone else or do you get a laowai bonus on top

these women in the picture, i make more then 3x their salary

my gf doesnt work with me

wew

i hope you treat your colleages on hotpot desu

they need u b/c of prestiege

not a real language school without a western face

no they are fucking idiot spastics. only dipshits with no brains would take their job because it pays so low

so they are all bad workers

lol

a-atleast they are cute

at first, then when you realize they are donkey brains

it goes out the window

most important question

how is their english?

it ranges from "i have a degree from a chinese college in english but can barely speak a few word" to "pretty nearly fluent with few grammar mistakes"

you guys kid around that chinks are like robots but I bet kaetaa can confirm some really dumb robot behavior

you have no idea lol

zero critical thinking skills sometimes

i can assume heavy chink accent?

yeah there are a lot of dumb chinks around

these women have no logic, no critial thinking, no common sense

despite all being college educated

atleast you go drink beer/ktv with them right?

I try to avoid the idea of "saving face" on this channel, because it is a LONG and difficult thing to talk about, but it really is a big reason for a lot of the way they act

no, they are all boring cunts. we invite them to go to ktv and shit with us but they just want to go home and watch tv/sit on their phone

wew

a few of the actual chinese teachers come with us sometimes, they are much smarter

the women in that picture are just like parent advisorrs or class salespeople

oooooooh

do you play / have you been to airsoft arenas or is that not a thing in mainland

my foreign friend's chinese wife has a NERF arena in town, and she lets us play in it for free

kaetaa time to move to another region

and we did airsoft a while ago. big open space and shitty guns that are turned to max

i heard in the north they are more social

eh NERF is not as dank as indoor airsoft CQB arenas

(or is wuhan north??)

nah im in the middle, but its just my coworkewrs who are like that

because, like i said, they are dumb enough to take the job for so little pay

hey

c-charity?

r-resume

I'd like to visit the north, seems cool. good food

nah prolly dumb

dumb chinks end up with these kind of jobs normally

north china is pretty cool

i have this beautiful tall chinese coworker

she is a walking shy goddess.

shes 27

lives with her mum

wew

cant cook, cant clean, cant do laundry

cant do fucking anything

not funny, not interesting, allergic to alcohol

surely you must have some kind of picture

asian princess

syndrome

like really allergic? or get the chink red face

shes new, so no pics

shes legit allergic

so she says

fuck

make a pic next time

is 27 still normal?

living at parents

in china

in western world

she glides around the officwe like an angel. even the way she walks is heavenly

you will get laughed at

it's normal but you bet her parents are trying to marry her off

its...MORE normal here. but, shes 27 and still single, that is the weird part

you work for EF?

c a k e

yeah her mum is prolly looking for a rich laowei hubby for her

she has the looks

so she is not totally fuckked

i doubt her mom wants her to marry a foreigner haha

only not self depended

@Deleted User yes

chink parents only accept foreigners as a last resort

better a (white) laowai than nothing

they coordinate my school district's Washington DC trip for the eigth grade every year

do not pass go if black

go directly to jail

nice @Deleted User, they do a lot of stuff like that

this is my boss. hes is a functioning alcoholic

haha

WEW

A LAOWEI BOSS

your boss seems fun

china is trully getting chinked back

he is a lot of fun

alcohol + children = fun

they're okay with facial hair too eh

your boss must drown in the pussy desu

its cool to smoke/drink wherever you want, so bring a bag of beers to an arcade full of children is fine

eh, most chinese girls think it makes us look old or like a monkey

but my gf doesnt mind my beard

>monkey

heh

just looked up ef requirements

saw this

Applicants must be citizens from the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand or South Africa to meet China’s visa regulations.

do they still iron their tshirts

fugg

i'm from holland

/whatdo/

yeah, to work in china nowadays as english anything, you MUST be from a native english speaking country

only legal way to get a visa

get citizenship in one of those countries?

you're from holland you silly fuk, enjoy it

holland is sweeet

guess im bribing an official desu

yeah holland is pretty cool

Did EF fly you out and help you find a home, &c?

or did they just say "get over here"

EF is by far the most professional of the schools

They flew me out, gave me an apartment, and i have a person on call 24/7 to help me with literally anything

if i need to hospital, go buy something i cant etc.

concierge? nice

nah "foreign teacher ambassador"

they know we dont speak chink, so if we need help, they come

What do you get paid?

can you buy stocks

EF always pays on time (this is a luxury amongst training schools)

or other equities

a lot of schools wont pay for your flight, wont help you at all, will forget to pay you etc

can you be a daytrader in china

so, EF, even though its the walmart of training schools, is the most professional

@Deleted User its hard to put my money in non china terms, because of how much stuff costs here

hm makes sense

just know that imake 3x the average salary for my city

easiest way to get a citizenship in the following countries? United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand or South Africa?

guess joining the army is pretty fast

ha ha

pay some hispanic lady to get married here

wtf

it's how my coworker got his citizenship

will that work?

yes

Anon, if you want to come to china, yo ucan study. or you can get a job illegally. many companies dont want to pay for your visa, anyway. but if things go south they will dangle your passport and illegal citizen ship over your head

but it is 100% possible and easy to find illegal foreign teacher work

nice

not worth the risk

in our still current pre-trump america yes

marry someone and get a visa lad

still works

guess im going to lay low in holland

being a foreign visa worker is indentured servitude

it's just a way nicer cage in china it seems

better than americuckland

kek

you from us bytemask?

yes nyc

China is a great place to lay low if you like cheap shit, drinking, feeling free, and experiencing crazy insane shit often

anon you can get your green card if you get hitched to an american

despite all the nonsense, everyday is an adventure

i know

my brother in law is chinese

i might've stayed longer in china but I didn't want to lose touch

i went with him to china a lot

fucking fun country

drinking beer

spitting on the ground

can't really save for retirement on a chinese salary

smoking inside restaurants

ah he from dongbei or inner mongolia?