#shit-about-asia (Discord ID: 248100475054850050) in /csg/, page 2
Security Advisory: Links in messages may lead to maliciously operated websites that could track your IP address and reveal your identity, or they may contain harmful files. The DiscordLeaks team does not check links and cannot make any statements about the safety of following these links.
Some ways to protect yourself are:
- Do not open files downloaded from links, and do not run any programs that try to download themselves to your computer.
- Use anonymization measures such as Tor Browser or a VPN.
If you are using the Privacy Badger or other privacy extensions, you may need to whitelist Discord and related domains in order for the images to load.
basically felt like a boss spending $10usd to get a private car to go anywhere
like, from the small town where I was holed up to the actual city that was easily 50 mi away
the view from my apartment. 20ths floor
That's still expensive compared to what I pay for public transportation 8(
Is that smog or fog
it's cheap compared to the price of spending your time to take the bus
that's the _china haze_
Looks pretty nice actually
Is the probability to get kill high in mother China ?
by lung cancer, yes
not by violence
Gotta get me gas mask
How are the lakes?
Clear or Dirty?
Clear, with absolutely no life in there. :-DDD
this is clearly a trick by the Party to get all the laowai to move to china while they buy up our land in the west, lel
How developed is the facemask fashion scene
Man I want to got to China some day
step 1: get a job working remote
Why? To get chinked in the mainland?
Smog doesn't sound comfy at all
Neither does food sickness
make friends with an old chinese auntie who'll cook for you
I have a iron stomach so I guess it's fine
You will then have a iron cancer
i wonder if china is as bad as the west during the industrial revolution ever was
there were moths in england that went through genetic adaptations to the soot
Should I dump my g-f and get a Chinese one? Not Chinkshit you get on taobao, but a Oneplus4 one?
Black moths matter
Is your gf paki?
>dating coloured people
you probably shouldn't start a relationship with an extreme economic disparity
@kaetaa pics of food or people? any work for laowais besides being a token white guy in a picture / press release?
Do the black Chinese exist
albino chinese exist
yeah gimme a sec
tHE ROCK is black and chinese i beleive
^said man has some wicked genes
I don't think he's Chinese
8) pretty sure he's Macedonian or something
in a way I'm really glad china exists to copy ideas, since it drives home the core concept that ideas and innovation aren't the magic sauce that we've held them up to be, and execution is possibly way more important
okay back, sorryu about that
frankly I don't think people who have neat video editing skills should deserve 90% of the profits
How many fidgit cubes are there
well if a chinese person can do it, the govt legally wont let you do it
so itd have to be something that benefits you being where youre from or what you look like
that's pretty good looking, standard take-your-friends-to-banquet-dinner fare
looks like an insular tbh
have you been able to find good beer
i heard that they stared getting into the craft beer craze over there but i'd imagine it's small
Man I'd FUCK the rock
the chinese beer is low alcohol content
usually around 3%
but its not bad
yeah like session beer. goes well with food since it stands aside
If the beef sucks, I imagine Chinese leather would too?
thats right tom
getting a spare key made
it's >lager, but not bad
tsingtao is my goto
ive never seen real leather yet, just fake shit
but i havent gone looking for it either
I have some weird keys from china; they're kinda paranoid
cross-shaped keys and such
like a phillips head
I have a Chinese pleather wallet that I got on Ali for 2bux, pretty good
2 of my coworkers
Smash or pass?
where are the qts?
>not having yellow fever
they both dtf though
regional mcdonalds shit
i have a gf
Probably in mainland
what's that green?
you guys mean water right
Ygg tsingtao is a solid lager tbh
pretty much water
you know it's clean tho
this nigga pulled up a truck on a busy street and started selling watermelons at 10pm
watching chinks drink 3% beer in little shots like they are hard or something
Laced with opium
based, did you buy any?
I read this as water
nah, was headed to a bar
your chink friends are lightweights
>not carrying a watermelon to the bar
drink with some koreans or hong kongers
they'd drink you under the table
oooh now that looks good
fuck I'm hungry
>gooks drinking a hundred kilo man under a table
but none of them are here
>implying im not 200kilo
what does it say? ISIS ......
you guys ever try baijiu? its the most consumed alcohol in the world by volume
the chinks hate it
yeah you're kinda out in the middle of nowhere (even though you're in a comparatively super-developed city)
it says "ISIS vs the kurdz"
nice band name
traditional chinese dish - tomatoe and egg
do you see any for-sport cyclists
road cyclists and such
not many, but a few
How bad is English
my city is pretty bad
do they hate fat people as much as japs?
despite boasting a huge fuck population, literally no one speaks english
I remember you saying you are
maybe I should go back and buy an apartment :/
they dont hate them, its just more like "holy shit! look! wow. dont see that every day"
What do you work as? A teacher?
why speak english when you can speak chinese
You like em Yung??
i teach many classes. ages range from 3-17
i wonder if there's any demand for teaching technical english
for adults? there is.
I wonder if there is any demand for Chinese shitposters
is there much of a premium
tfw not a native english speaker, goodbye easy asian jobs
teaching kids is a pita
Is there a 4chan Chinese equivalent?
teaching adults is way more rewarding
if an english site exists that is popular, its blocked and theres a chinese equivalent
i mean, this exists http://www.chinasmack.com/category/stories but it's kinda expat-toxic slightly
karaoke is serious business here
lmao that forever alone fat dude
that hot pot looks fine
tthat hot pot was the 1st time i got food poisoning
it was a buffet. seafood jsut sitting out on plates with no ice
was packed, i thought itd be fine
did you friends get sick too? that's a bummer
they must have laughed at you little weak laowai
what i really enjoy about buying chink shit here is that the tax is built into the price
and shipping is usually free
i bought the xiaomi max for $200 flat
no bullshit contracts or extra costs to calculate
what kind of stuff do you guys want videos of?
do they deliver to your work / house and require you to sign, or have you ever had your packages stolen
it's not like that in burgerland?
if they left it outside, people would steal it, so they dont
"haha gweilo got sick from the hotpot"
t. kaetaa's coworkers
i hate them deliver to my work so the girl downstairs signs for it for me and keeps it safe
i never had stuff delivered to my apartment (besides, uh, an airconditioning unit... which was delivered and white-glove installed)
my commute? I walk 10min to work
Is QQ a virus?
QQ is an outdated myspace ripoff
Established by the Chinese govt
established by tencent
who owns league of legends
i did strap my chinkpro to my head one day and walked to work
but its a bit shaky
Use software to stabilize that jawn
I think YouTube can do it automatically
do you tell your coworkers about /csg/
i might just do a quick tour of my neighborhood
no. my gf knows though
and one of my coworkers is a brit who looks at /v/ (before i met him)
How big is TRUMP in China
do any of the people you've met have even any desire to go overseas anymore
People here dont like trump because "he hates china"
Do they sell MACA hats?
on taobao yeah
trump just killed BABA stock by 9%
Make America Chinese Again
yeah, one of my coworkers went 2weeks to usa recently
tfw Germany is becoming more and more Chinese with every week
and most of the school kids desire to go to school abroad
based Chinks buying the kraut economy
because the colleges here are shit
but.... but colleges *here* are shit, too
colleges in china get more presitige by the amount of people who graduate from them, not the quality of the individuals
so colleges basically let kids cheat, and its near impossible to fail
schools in asia are extremely rigid and test-based and the west is ironically trying to catch up to that
98% pass rate
I think it's the same thing in India
chinese schools only use memorization, and dont foster creativity
something that parents want their kids to learn eventually
yeah so that's the same
i'd say there's an opporunity to start maker spaces or something but then they'd wonder why their kids are learning to be $5/day factory workers
here is a video of a huge fuck park thats a 5min walk from my apartment
oh huge as fuck
Do they have those too?
How about love hotels? 🍆
here is my gf and i eating some deep south food
love hotels? yeah, pretty much
just shitty hourly fuck holes
Deep South food includes dog
yeah, no dog
mostly hongkong and guandong shit
korean food started getting popular there right
for a few years even
yeah its everywhere
i love it
what about korean supermarkets / can you get gochujang and stuff
i dont know of any here, but gochujang is in the normal supermarkets
haha @ your gf explaining chinese heat/liang concepts
yeah shes nervous