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2016-11-15 15:59:37 UTC

basically felt like a boss spending $10usd to get a private car to go anywhere

2016-11-15 16:00:09 UTC

like, from the small town where I was holed up to the actual city that was easily 50 mi away

2016-11-15 16:00:10 UTC

the view from my apartment. 20ths floor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248114934162915328/IMG_6851.JPG

2016-11-15 16:00:10 UTC

That's still expensive compared to what I pay for public transportation 8(

2016-11-15 16:00:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248114964282212362/20160329_121612.jpg

2016-11-15 16:00:31 UTC

Is that smog or fog

2016-11-15 16:00:42 UTC

it's cheap compared to the price of spending your time to take the bus

2016-11-15 16:00:45 UTC

smog

2016-11-15 16:00:59 UTC

that's the _china haze_

2016-11-15 16:01:01 UTC

Looks pretty nice actually

2016-11-15 16:01:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248115211221860352/20160329_120405.jpg

2016-11-15 16:01:19 UTC

Is the probability to get kill high in mother China ?

2016-11-15 16:01:33 UTC

by lung cancer, yes

2016-11-15 16:01:36 UTC

not by violence

2016-11-15 16:01:45 UTC

Gotta get me gas mask

2016-11-15 16:01:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248115363647193088/IMG_6936.JPG

2016-11-15 16:02:00 UTC

Chink walmart

2016-11-15 16:02:04 UTC

How are the lakes?
Clear or Dirty?

2016-11-15 16:02:21 UTC

Clear, with absolutely no life in there. :-DDD

2016-11-15 16:02:54 UTC

dirty

2016-11-15 16:03:16 UTC

this is clearly a trick by the Party to get all the laowai to move to china while they buy up our land in the west, lel

2016-11-15 16:03:17 UTC

How developed is the facemask fashion scene

2016-11-15 16:03:38 UTC

Man I want to got to China some day

2016-11-15 16:03:46 UTC

comfy tbh

2016-11-15 16:03:47 UTC

step 1: get a job working remote

2016-11-15 16:03:58 UTC

Why? To get chinked in the mainland?

2016-11-15 16:04:11 UTC

Smog doesn't sound comfy at all

2016-11-15 16:04:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ 

2016-11-15 16:04:26 UTC

Neither does food sickness

2016-11-15 16:04:39 UTC

or diarrhea

2016-11-15 16:04:58 UTC

make friends with an old chinese auntie who'll cook for you

2016-11-15 16:05:04 UTC

I have a iron stomach so I guess it's fine

2016-11-15 16:05:07 UTC

an*

2016-11-15 16:05:41 UTC

You will then have a iron cancer

2016-11-15 16:06:09 UTC

i wonder if china is as bad as the west during the industrial revolution ever was

2016-11-15 16:06:33 UTC

there were moths in england that went through genetic adaptations to the soot

2016-11-15 16:07:19 UTC

Should I dump my g-f and get a Chinese one? Not Chinkshit you get on taobao, but a Oneplus4 one?

2016-11-15 16:07:25 UTC

Black moths matter

2016-11-15 16:07:50 UTC

Is your gf paki?

2016-11-15 16:08:00 UTC

no, slav

2016-11-15 16:08:14 UTC

>dating coloured people

2016-11-15 16:08:16 UTC

ewww

2016-11-15 16:08:17 UTC

you probably shouldn't start a relationship with an extreme economic disparity

2016-11-15 16:09:09 UTC

@kaetaa pics of food or people? any work for laowais besides being a token white guy in a picture / press release?

2016-11-15 16:09:42 UTC

Do the black Chinese exist

2016-11-15 16:10:05 UTC

albino chinese exist

2016-11-15 16:10:36 UTC

yes

2016-11-15 16:10:59 UTC

yeah gimme a sec

2016-11-15 16:11:11 UTC

tHE ROCK is black and chinese i beleive

2016-11-15 16:14:15 UTC

^said man has some wicked genes

2016-11-15 16:15:10 UTC

I don't think he's Chinese

2016-11-15 16:15:27 UTC

8) pretty sure he's Macedonian or something

2016-11-15 16:15:36 UTC

in a way I'm really glad china exists to copy ideas, since it drives home the core concept that ideas and innovation aren't the magic sauce that we've held them up to be, and execution is possibly way more important

2016-11-15 16:15:38 UTC

samoan

2016-11-15 16:15:44 UTC

okay back, sorryu about that

2016-11-15 16:16:17 UTC

frankly I don't think people who have neat video editing skills should deserve 90% of the profits

2016-11-15 16:16:20 UTC

How many fidgit cubes are there

2016-11-15 16:16:22 UTC

well if a chinese person can do it, the govt legally wont let you do it

2016-11-15 16:16:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248119016617410564/20160317_212708.jpg

2016-11-15 16:16:46 UTC

so itd have to be something that benefits you being where youre from or what you look like

2016-11-15 16:16:47 UTC

Rock's mother

2016-11-15 16:17:08 UTC

that's pretty good looking, standard take-your-friends-to-banquet-dinner fare

2016-11-15 16:17:23 UTC

looks like an insular tbh

2016-11-15 16:17:46 UTC

have you been able to find good beer

2016-11-15 16:18:08 UTC

i heard that they stared getting into the craft beer craze over there but i'd imagine it's small

2016-11-15 16:18:23 UTC

Man I'd FUCK the rock

2016-11-15 16:18:31 UTC

the chinese beer is low alcohol content

2016-11-15 16:18:35 UTC

usually around 3%

2016-11-15 16:18:38 UTC

but its not bad

2016-11-15 16:18:39 UTC

its cheap

2016-11-15 16:19:01 UTC

yeah like session beer. goes well with food since it stands aside

2016-11-15 16:19:04 UTC

If the beef sucks, I imagine Chinese leather would too?

2016-11-15 16:19:18 UTC

๐Ÿฎ

2016-11-15 16:19:33 UTC

๐Ÿบ

2016-11-15 16:19:42 UTC

@kaetaa tsingtao lager is a bit under 5 iirc

2016-11-15 16:19:53 UTC

thats right tom

2016-11-15 16:19:54 UTC

getting a spare key made

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248119899975712768/20160523_114300.jpg

2016-11-15 16:19:55 UTC

it's >lager, but not bad

2016-11-15 16:19:56 UTC

tsingtao is my goto

2016-11-15 16:20:11 UTC

ive never seen real leather yet, just fake shit

2016-11-15 16:20:16 UTC

but i havent gone looking for it either

2016-11-15 16:20:33 UTC

I have some weird keys from china; they're kinda paranoid

2016-11-15 16:20:40 UTC

cross-shaped keys and such

2016-11-15 16:20:48 UTC

like a phillips head

2016-11-15 16:21:00 UTC

I have a Chinese pleather wallet that I got on Ali for 2bux, pretty good

2016-11-15 16:21:04 UTC

2 of my coworkers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120193795096576/20160508_183042.jpg

2016-11-15 16:21:18 UTC

Smash or pass?

2016-11-15 16:21:32 UTC

where are the qts?

2016-11-15 16:21:39 UTC

smash tbh

2016-11-15 16:21:44 UTC

pass

2016-11-15 16:21:48 UTC

>not having yellow fever

2016-11-15 16:21:51 UTC

they both dtf though

2016-11-15 16:21:52 UTC

regional mcdonalds shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120395037802496/20160521_230536.jpg

2016-11-15 16:21:52 UTC

i have a gf

2016-11-15 16:21:55 UTC

Probably in mainland

2016-11-15 16:21:59 UTC

FOR NOW

2016-11-15 16:22:33 UTC

what's that green?

2016-11-15 16:22:33 UTC

>chinese "beer"

2016-11-15 16:22:40 UTC

you guys mean water right

2016-11-15 16:22:42 UTC

Shrek burger

2016-11-15 16:22:49 UTC

Ygg tsingtao is a solid lager tbh

2016-11-15 16:22:49 UTC

pretty much water

2016-11-15 16:23:01 UTC

you know it's clean tho

2016-11-15 16:23:02 UTC

right

2016-11-15 16:23:03 UTC

this nigga pulled up a truck on a busy street and started selling watermelons at 10pm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120693554806784/20160523_203507.jpg

2016-11-15 16:23:16 UTC

watching chinks drink 3% beer in little shots like they are hard or something

2016-11-15 16:23:18 UTC

is hilarious

2016-11-15 16:23:19 UTC

Laced with opium

2016-11-15 16:23:19 UTC

based, did you buy any?

2016-11-15 16:23:21 UTC

>lager
I read this as water

2016-11-15 16:23:35 UTC

nah, was headed to a bar

2016-11-15 16:23:42 UTC

your chink friends are lightweights

2016-11-15 16:23:49 UTC

>not carrying a watermelon to the bar

2016-11-15 16:23:50 UTC

drink with some koreans or hong kongers

2016-11-15 16:23:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248120914762399744/1.jpg

2016-11-15 16:23:58 UTC

they'd drink you under the table

2016-11-15 16:24:04 UTC

oooh now that looks good

2016-11-15 16:24:14 UTC

fuck I'm hungry

2016-11-15 16:24:14 UTC

>gooks drinking a hundred kilo man under a table

2016-11-15 16:24:21 UTC

but none of them are here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248121021415161856/20160409_185814.jpg

2016-11-15 16:24:25 UTC

>implying im not 200kilo

2016-11-15 16:24:49 UTC

what does it say? ISIS ......

2016-11-15 16:24:52 UTC

you guys ever try baijiu? its the most consumed alcohol in the world by volume

2016-11-15 16:24:54 UTC

the chinks hate it

2016-11-15 16:24:59 UTC

yeah you're kinda out in the middle of nowhere (even though you're in a comparatively super-developed city)

2016-11-15 16:24:59 UTC

it says "ISIS vs the kurdz"

2016-11-15 16:25:12 UTC

nice band name

2016-11-15 16:25:37 UTC

traditional chinese dish - tomatoe and egg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248121341365059584/20160317_122402.jpg

2016-11-15 16:25:46 UTC

do you see any for-sport cyclists

2016-11-15 16:25:53 UTC

road cyclists and such

2016-11-15 16:25:53 UTC

not many, but a few

2016-11-15 16:25:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248121410830991360/20160320_230658.jpg

2016-11-15 16:26:12 UTC

How bad is English

2016-11-15 16:26:20 UTC

my city is pretty bad

2016-11-15 16:26:23 UTC

do they hate fat people as much as japs?

2016-11-15 16:26:30 UTC

despite boasting a huge fuck population, literally no one speaks english

2016-11-15 16:26:32 UTC

I remember you saying you are

2016-11-15 16:26:45 UTC

maybe I should go back and buy an apartment :/

2016-11-15 16:26:48 UTC

they dont hate them, its just more like "holy shit! look! wow. dont see that every day"

2016-11-15 16:26:58 UTC

kek

2016-11-15 16:27:04 UTC

What do you work as? A teacher?

2016-11-15 16:27:08 UTC

yeah

2016-11-15 16:27:09 UTC

why speak english when you can speak chinese

2016-11-15 16:27:25 UTC

What grade/year

2016-11-15 16:27:33 UTC

You like em Yung??

2016-11-15 16:27:47 UTC

i teach many classes. ages range from 3-17

2016-11-15 16:27:57 UTC

i wonder if there's any demand for teaching technical english

2016-11-15 16:28:06 UTC

for adults? there is.

2016-11-15 16:28:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248122097769906176/20160508_174730.jpg

2016-11-15 16:28:49 UTC

I wonder if there is any demand for Chinese shitposters

2016-11-15 16:28:56 UTC

is there much of a premium

2016-11-15 16:29:01 UTC

tfw not a native english speaker, goodbye easy asian jobs

2016-11-15 16:29:09 UTC

teaching kids is a pita

2016-11-15 16:29:11 UTC

Is there a 4chan Chinese equivalent?

2016-11-15 16:29:19 UTC

teaching adults is way more rewarding

2016-11-15 16:29:46 UTC

if an english site exists that is popular, its blocked and theres a chinese equivalent

2016-11-15 16:30:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248122526604066816/20160614_154425.jpg

2016-11-15 16:30:48 UTC

i mean, this exists http://www.chinasmack.com/category/stories but it's kinda expat-toxic slightly

2016-11-15 16:31:25 UTC

karaoke is serious business here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248122799019917323/20160724_214244.jpg

2016-11-15 16:32:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248122993601937408/20160319_202737.jpg

2016-11-15 16:32:20 UTC

lmao that forever alone fat dude

2016-11-15 16:32:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/248123125986754561/20160423_200548.jpg

2016-11-15 16:33:05 UTC

that hot pot looks fine

2016-11-15 16:33:16 UTC

tthat hot pot was the 1st time i got food poisoning

2016-11-15 16:33:23 UTC

d'oh

2016-11-15 16:33:26 UTC

it was a buffet. seafood jsut sitting out on plates with no ice

2016-11-15 16:33:42 UTC

was packed, i thought itd be fine

2016-11-15 16:34:32 UTC

did you friends get sick too? that's a bummer

2016-11-15 16:35:04 UTC

just me

2016-11-15 16:35:50 UTC

they must have laughed at you little weak laowai

2016-11-15 16:35:50 UTC

what i really enjoy about buying chink shit here is that the tax is built into the price

2016-11-15 16:35:54 UTC

and shipping is usually free

2016-11-15 16:36:07 UTC

i bought the xiaomi max for $200 flat

2016-11-15 16:36:27 UTC

no bullshit contracts or extra costs to calculate

2016-11-15 16:36:56 UTC

what kind of stuff do you guys want videos of?

2016-11-15 16:36:59 UTC

do they deliver to your work / house and require you to sign, or have you ever had your packages stolen

2016-11-15 16:37:07 UTC

your commute

2016-11-15 16:37:09 UTC

it's not like that in burgerland?

2016-11-15 16:37:14 UTC

if they left it outside, people would steal it, so they dont

2016-11-15 16:37:18 UTC

"haha gweilo got sick from the hotpot"

t. kaetaa's coworkers

2016-11-15 16:37:40 UTC

i hate them deliver to my work so the girl downstairs signs for it for me and keeps it safe

2016-11-15 16:37:43 UTC

have*

2016-11-15 16:37:52 UTC

i never had stuff delivered to my apartment (besides, uh, an airconditioning unit... which was delivered and white-glove installed)

2016-11-15 16:38:05 UTC

my commute? I walk 10min to work

2016-11-15 16:38:24 UTC

Is QQ a virus?

2016-11-15 16:38:29 UTC

*envy intensifies*

2016-11-15 16:38:32 UTC

QQ is an outdated myspace ripoff

2016-11-15 16:38:39 UTC

Established by the Chinese govt

2016-11-15 16:38:47 UTC

established by tencent

2016-11-15 16:38:50 UTC

who owns league of legends

2016-11-15 16:39:38 UTC

i did strap my chinkpro to my head one day and walked to work

2016-11-15 16:39:40 UTC

but its a bit shaky

2016-11-15 16:40:09 UTC

Use software to stabilize that jawn

2016-11-15 16:40:20 UTC

I think YouTube can do it automatically

2016-11-15 16:40:42 UTC

do you tell your coworkers about /csg/

2016-11-15 16:40:46 UTC

i might just do a quick tour of my neighborhood

2016-11-15 16:40:55 UTC

no. my gf knows though

2016-11-15 16:41:13 UTC

and one of my coworkers is a brit who looks at /v/ (before i met him)

2016-11-15 16:42:09 UTC

How big is TRUMP in China

2016-11-15 16:42:15 UTC

do any of the people you've met have even any desire to go overseas anymore

2016-11-15 16:42:35 UTC

People here dont like trump because "he hates china"

2016-11-15 16:42:35 UTC

Do they sell MACA hats?

2016-11-15 16:42:40 UTC

on taobao yeah

2016-11-15 16:42:51 UTC

trump just killed BABA stock by 9%

2016-11-15 16:42:53 UTC

Make America Chinese Again

2016-11-15 16:42:53 UTC

yeah, one of my coworkers went 2weeks to usa recently

2016-11-15 16:43:06 UTC

tfw Germany is becoming more and more Chinese with every week

2016-11-15 16:43:09 UTC

and most of the school kids desire to go to school abroad

2016-11-15 16:43:13 UTC

based Chinks buying the kraut economy

2016-11-15 16:43:13 UTC

because the colleges here are shit

2016-11-15 16:43:40 UTC

but.... but colleges *here* are shit, too

2016-11-15 16:44:02 UTC

colleges in china get more presitige by the amount of people who graduate from them, not the quality of the individuals

2016-11-15 16:44:12 UTC

so colleges basically let kids cheat, and its near impossible to fail

2016-11-15 16:44:14 UTC

schools in asia are extremely rigid and test-based and the west is ironically trying to catch up to that

2016-11-15 16:44:18 UTC

98% pass rate

2016-11-15 16:44:22 UTC

oh

2016-11-15 16:44:25 UTC

that sucks

2016-11-15 16:44:38 UTC

I think it's the same thing in India

2016-11-15 16:44:53 UTC

chinese schools only use memorization, and dont foster creativity

2016-11-15 16:44:59 UTC

something that parents want their kids to learn eventually

2016-11-15 16:45:36 UTC

yeah so that's the same

2016-11-15 16:45:39 UTC

hasn't changed

2016-11-15 16:46:22 UTC

i'd say there's an opporunity to start maker spaces or something but then they'd wonder why their kids are learning to be $5/day factory workers

2016-11-15 16:46:29 UTC

here is a video of a huge fuck park thats a 5min walk from my apartment

2016-11-15 16:46:42 UTC

fuck park?

2016-11-15 16:46:53 UTC

big park

2016-11-15 16:47:06 UTC

oh huge as fuck

2016-11-15 16:47:25 UTC

Do they have those too?

2016-11-15 16:47:43 UTC

How about love hotels? ๐Ÿ†

2016-11-15 16:47:50 UTC

here is my gf and i eating some deep south food

2016-11-15 16:48:00 UTC

love hotels? yeah, pretty much

2016-11-15 16:48:08 UTC

just shitty hourly fuck holes

2016-11-15 16:48:21 UTC

Deep South food includes dog

2016-11-15 16:48:27 UTC

yeah, no dog

2016-11-15 16:48:28 UTC

sorry

2016-11-15 16:48:34 UTC

mostly hongkong and guandong shit

2016-11-15 16:48:43 UTC

korean food started getting popular there right

2016-11-15 16:48:50 UTC

for a few years even

2016-11-15 16:49:01 UTC

yeah its everywhere

2016-11-15 16:49:03 UTC

i love it

2016-11-15 16:49:26 UTC

what about korean supermarkets / can you get gochujang and stuff

2016-11-15 16:49:44 UTC

i dont know of any here, but gochujang is in the normal supermarkets

2016-11-15 16:49:55 UTC

haha @ your gf explaining chinese heat/liang concepts

2016-11-15 16:50:01 UTC

cool

2016-11-15 16:50:04 UTC

yeah shes nervous

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