cant stand this accent

Lol, you should hear French Canadian accents.

i hate accents a lot

I had a french canuck teacher in high school

shit was hillarious

Some of them sound legitimately retarded when speaking English.

AND HERE THE PAJEET HAS ARRIVED

i sound like russian

hahahahahhaha

but but why

ok hes a britbong

yeah, brit pajeet

oh wait

he sounds nice though

he switches accent from bitbong to pajeet

wtf

well it has pajeet in his genes

trying to scam us

Muh multiculturalism

globalist pajeet wanting everything automated

I stopped watching to be honest.

nokia watch

So what will be announced

lol rip

home will eat you alive

god they think their tech will save lives or something

Who is this pajeet

jeesus fuck its another fucking fitness clock

they gonna make you a smarthouse where they will gas you like jews

Then turn your house into a 5G antenna

they have pretty antennas though

they masking them into cactuses , trees and shit

Why is their video quality so bad

They've been doing that where I live for years.

wtf is up with the lighting

why are they in a church

you can watch it in 4k

BINLAND ACCENT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD EBIN

lel

ROFL

>pajeet writing

THAT WAS THE MOST AUTISTIC SHIT

niggers

^

those grills where just a choir

rip nokia

to sing the nokia anthem

ROFL

i died a little inside

THEY ARE LITERALLY GONNA STAND THERE FOR 2 HOURS

when i saw it

TO DO THAT

please keep this chat /csg/ related

thanks

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alright

Hmm..

where would one get... lockpicks?

For reasons.

I'm a student and this is relevant for my study,

ali

?

^

I know nothing about lock picks so idk if they're gud but https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-Sale-NED-Cutaway-Transparent-Copper-Lock-Training-Skill-Professional-Visable-Practice-Padlocks-Lock-Pick/32581138822.html

reeee download faster china rom

1/2 done 1 hr eta

@kalium.host @Deleted User https://cdn01.vulcanpost.com/wp-uploads/2015/11/jack-ma-this-is-alibabas-most-dangerous-moment.jpg

Who keeps shrinking Jack Ma's face in photoshop?

wat lol

We need 50 different jack ma emojis

https://cdn.techinasia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jackma.jpg

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2948/15358325126_e14930f85d.jpg

Do I need that selfie drone?

Is it chink? Then yes

yes master

wew https://arstechnica.co.uk/information-technology/2017/02/isis-builds-quadcopter-bomber-with-dji-drone-and-badminton-supplies/

can't you didn't expect this though

Damn thats disappointing

It means theyre going to sstop blowing themselves up I guess

is there a chinky version of this

https://www.worx.com/sd-driver-screw-holder-wx255l.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=&mkwid=s_dm&pcrid=60649132997&plc=&pkw=&pmt=&cvosrc=ppc.google.&utm_campaign=Shopping+-+Product+Listing+Ads&utm_adgroup=&gclid=Cj0KEQiAlsrFBRCAxcCB54XElLEBEiQA_ei0DDfP7mo5bJoqM7p4zwK_3kBDGe-dbXcEwBCFfAeSGn0aAiVB8P8HAQ

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How to make sure my package passes customs when I buy from gearbest?

Or anywhere else

they usually declare it as a gift

so that avoids inspection typically

lol sweet

okay ill tell them to do that

Gearbest is actually the only chink site who's not willing to do that, from my experience

but you might be luckier

I think they ship your goods to belgium or the netherlands first to avoids customs for EU people if you go with the cheapest option but don't quote me

depends on which delivery service you choose

if you pick postNL, it'll go to the netherlands first, if you pick Switzerland post it'll go there first

@transience They use POSTNL which is a netherlands shipping company that apparently also ships from china

but it still goes through customs

check coolicool

there are eu warehouses

Alright looks good

190$ for a 2gb mi max

dont hold me for word about it

first you gotta see about your country and the stores you're involved with

Ops. It says ships from china

even though I am browsing the eu warehouse

hmm

any special phone?

Huawei x2 Mediapad or Xiaomi mi max

mi max :D

whats the mi max speakers like

it looks like a neat entertainment device

I heard the mi maxs sound card is excellent

it should be

i mean

what else are u gonna use a 6.44" screen for

if not videos

Drawn

Images

true

great screen for viewing anime porn

OR furry

or trap

or chinese comics yes

Or for school

And colaborating with other students

>traps

who doesn't have a cheeky trap wank once in a while

*tumbleweed*

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1488126732811.jpg

whats this ugly piece of shit

new nokia 3310

beautiful

only 50€

i might get one

They missed out on the chance to use microusb/typec

why buy one

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1488126921808.jpg

unless you're a drug dealer

long battery life mostly

its way too roundy

what port does it have?

only 16mb of rom

you can use microSD up to 32gb tho

>>System: Dual band 900/1800 MHz
>Software platform: Nokia Series 30+
>Dimensions: 115.6*51.0*12.8mm
>Weight: 79.6 g (including battery)
>Display: 2.4’’ QVGA (240*320)
>two Micro SIM slots
>Curved window with polarised layer for better readability in sunlight
>Connectivity: micro USB, 3.5mm AV connector,
Bluetooth 3.0 with SLAM
>Camera: 2Mpxl camera with LED flash
>MicroSD card support up to 32 GB
>LED torchlight

> €49.99

ah

idk what to buy

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i need fucking phone, imma die if i dont get one asap

mi max

i want a phone

mi max is the meme max

not a fucking meme

axon 7

if it is ugly

imma shit on you

it looks nice

axon 7 is daydream ready iirc

i was gonna buy but i think im gonna stick with my htc for a while

and yea it is

it got the nougat update

its kinda htc lookalike

i dont dig the looks

it's kind of chinky looking

yea i like the htc one series

and it only looks like that because it has stereo speakers lol

buy a mi mix :)

fuck I love China meme phones

mi mix is the best meme

any that looks like this?

ah yes

the "chink iphone ripoff" look

i had this one, but broke it yday

not so much though, ishills will fight it, but this one bazells are slim, also the back of the phone is like sandpaper feel

That doesnt look like an iphone though

it only looks like iphone because of the home button

that's all that he sees

fuck u

u dont know me

eh

you aint better than average nigger

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_391605.html Looks like you missed the flash sale

>everyone here uses the hard er

that's racist

nigga

it was 162€ earlier

i love gearbest """""flash sales"""""

how many phones do you people need?

I buy one like once a decade

if you scroll up

you will see what i did to my last one

or i can repeat myself

repeat

how

this should be posted in nsfw

dont ask

i need new phone <300˘

$

was drunk yday

Nokia btfo https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chinkphone/32475832126.html

lol

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Classic-Keyboard-Bar-Phone-FORME-D888-Dual-Sim-Big-Voice-Long-Standby-Elder-Phone-Original-Mobile/32731837180.html

baterry life on the Aiek M5 plox

might get one and just put it in the car for the imergency calls

if my phone is dead

lol

just look at the infographic ;)

@MrChubbs I fucked all my phones while drunk. Puked on my ulefone and dropped my UMi

I might buy the Nokia to bring out in future

i really need new phone cause of my work

this is fucking horrid

looking at phones not sure which one to get

so much good deals, but not enough time

Buy the mi5

zuk z2 is cheaper though

damn i'm angry now

What are the reviews like for the z2?

Also no NFC it looks like if that matters

i dont need nfc

i need good connection, solid battery, not so much bloatware

also what about redmi note 4 pro

redmi 4 pro*

🥄 👶🏼

need info, UMI SUPER, zuk z2, redmi 4 pro

which is the best

use the internet to find out

insane, right??

yeah insane

i have no time

and no phone ;)

yep, on pc currently

https://www.kimovil.com/en/

Redmi 4 pro is insane for battery

UMi Super is kind of old now and it has a 5.5 inc screen

Zuk z2 is a solid all rounder

It seems

hopefully not preloaded with spyware

They all are anyway. Even the western phones

hopefully not preloaded with blatant spyware

I hope giztop flashes the xiaomi global rom on my moms Redmi 4 pro

so its not in chink and gets pissed off at me for buying her a chink phone

rofl

Why would you want that to happen? Sounds like a pain in the ass

so she can just start to use it instead of it being in a chink rom

and she cant, she has to wait for me to flash it

Oh sorry I read that as you want them to put the chink version on it lol woops

why is miku on one of those xiamemes

lol

Because miku is pure

everyone loves miku