very modern city

well, china modern

really wanna go to SZ and HK because of the flavour of hypercommercialism tbh

all of the products available on market stalls and shit

Is aliexpress the best chink shit website?

every chink city has that

hk is worth it though

but mainland just any city will have the same shit like sz

surely sz has more when it comes to tech and shit

and taobao is incredible when you are here

taobao will have it cheaper

sz does have a lot of tech

hmm

bootleg arduinos galore

>not getting a strawberry pi

banana pi, cubieboard, beaglebone are good alternatives to rasp surely

aside: does anyone have a baggie of chink shit they've bought over the years? Would you mind posting a picture. I feel like buying random chink items that may be useful.

oy give me gf gift ideas that involve simpsons

Simpsons dildo

also
>buying gf a gift
>from chink shit supplier
enjoy the breakup mang

He's living on chinkland so...

No problem I guess

He could be extra ironic and order from the US and ship to chinkland

shed prefer that. chinks dont really like chinkshit

makes sense.

goddamn i wonder if there are ballistic tests on thinkpads

🤔

how much would the rollcage would stop 9mm or .22

this only costs like 20 bucks

I'm sure theres a youtube ballistic test

@kaetaa did you come there without knowing mandarin ?

yeah i knew nothing

Should've learned some chinky first

Damn you just went ballsdeep

Konichi wa mother fucker

You

Shouldn't

Do that

it was fine

Explain

I had a friendo who tried to retardedly talk japenese to peeps on a chink store.

Oh dont worry, im on the internet so its fine

chinks hate japs. absolutely hate them. the grandmas teach the kids as young as 2 or 3 to hate them too

Americans hate chinks, but they love the chink productions

They got angerous, 200% angery.

I got nothing against chinks

i was in a jap store here and a little kid was yelling shit like *mom why are we in this store??.its all.japanese.i.hate them so much this store sucks dont buy japanese.stuff etc etc*

i saw someone at uni with the most rugged fucking computer

lmao

and the mom didnt stop him and no one else seemed to care

Chinese, Japanese, they're all one people lul

Mongolia ? Isn't that the main city of China ?

@kaetaa lol

thats a country outside of china. but theres also a province in china named that too

i bet he told you laowai go home

china

is

I was kidding.

crap

all of asia is crap

Thanks legs

don't go there ever

Ayysian

nah the kids dint even realize what thrh are saying. they were taught to be racist

Do people stare at you for being a foreginer or are you at a an area where foreginers usually go.

^

good question

did you even get shit for being a foreigner

people stare at me literally *every second of every day*

loool

xax

and take my photo constsntly

👌

Have you gotten a white monkey*job yet? Lel

im fat too, so that makes it even worse

Dont worry man, maybe you'll have some chinks for children and they can work in the factory

nah those are harder to come.by in my city

im so sick of the staring. everhwhere i go.

Wew. Do people just call you fat then? I heard they are very direct over there.

Ever overheard them talking shit about you that you understood?

I'd imagine there's no such thing as femanism in asia

or gays

haha the security guard to my apartmsnt. everyday i walk by him and he laughs abd like puts his arms out to pretend he has.a.big.belly

bully me

LOL

LOOOL

WOW

topcuck

Hahahahah

lmao

Just lose weight you faggot

Yeah, prove him you're stronk.

stronk boii

yeah go gym and spar with him

or become qt androgyne boy

become a trap

Rape his mom then show him whos fat

and a kid came into my office the other day. some 4 year old of another teacher and just started saying fat fat fat fat and hittin my back

hit the gym bro

Yea chinese people never get fat because of their god-tier metabolism. So whenever someone actually is fat it draws attention.

However that's why you rarely see buff chinese people aswell. Hard to get good gains

ive heard people talk about me, but.its not usually shit, its usually just oh look a foreigner, or wow hes fat.

MANLETS

as a chink, this is true

ive also heard *wow foreigner bodies are strong. he is wearing shorts*

What are you doing in China btw

because it was a little.chilly and the chinks cant habdle cold so they all have winterjackets

im an english teacher

kids age 3 to 17

aaahahahahahahhaha

@kaetaa become an alpha male and lose weight, i honestly believe in you

The memes

It's the memest thing you could do there.

Teach them, and they will build

the chinese can be pretty vile but regardless you're well adjusted enough to improve

ive lost weight before, i just gained it back. i like eating too much

How did you come to the decision of fuck it, leaving my old life behind, gonna teach english to mainland chinese kids

>cucked

just curious

he's training the enemy

a traitor to the US

M-Maybe he's converting them?

topkek chinks are too smart for the obese ameriburgers, no offense there @kaetaa

Shove a big ol' bible in their face and teach them english that way kek

i was applying for new jobs as my current one didnt give me hours i wanted. i saw an ad to teach in china and applied as a fluke. then i actually nailed the interview and started watching videos about china and doing research

To then jesus was a chink who made fake iphone 7s

and i worked with kids before i came, and realized that i lovr adventure and was getting.bored of.my current standing

Would the usual chinkman be smarter than the usual burger ? I kinda wonder.

Of course if you count the IQ chinks would be smarter, but IQ isn't all.

No.

nah, they teach memorization here. they just memorize shit then forget it after the test

Burgers believed 1/3 is less 1/4

I heard all they give a shit about is the exam scores

bo creaitivity, no logical thinking, no common sense

and they cheat like fuck

Oh have you been killed by the driving yet?

@transience Do chinks also have religion or?

extremely true, transience. there is a saying in chinese that is like *if you arent a master, copy the masters*

well, my fam is buddhist

memeanon i close my eyes during taxi rides sometimes. its so scary

they have a nonsense driving system that somehlw works

Yea I'd imagine lol. I've seen a few videos on Chinese driving.
Nightmare fuel

https://i.imgur.com/N7ZnUes.gif

Or this happens

i was 25 and knew that i wouldnt be able to do this when.i get married or have kids. so i did it now

Are you in northern or southern China?

central

East?

nope

dead center

Oh

my city of wuhan has trains connected to the rest of china

so domestic travel is easy

1st 2nd or 3rd tier city?

its like 1.5

itd be a 1 if there was more english speakers and things for tourists to do

they want to become 1 by 2020, trying really hard, so much construction.

Well that gives you more motivation to learn the language I guess

yeah *fucking no one here speaks english*

because they learn english in class but theres no speaking portions

Chinese education-system seems retarded tbh

yeah they are trying to reform

Have you ever pronounced something in chinese so bad it caused humilation

woh boo jeh dao

not that bad, but i have gotten a few laughs. its mostly just a look of confusion

i pronounced dazhi, a street name, as daxi, which means like big happy or.big smile

you know kaetaa

you have your own fuckin channel

so my gf calls me that nos

fuck

hey mate, they asked me this.

is your gf a chink?

i just wanted gf chinkshit ideas

>tfw no mainland china gf

any other topic send to the other channel guys

ye

mfw you guys couldnt snag pure white pussy

wind is right

It depends what your GF likes.

im an asian male

We have no idea.

I've already lost

im thinking simpsons shit or puzzles

there's literally 50 chinks in this entire town

she likes both of those

man as soon as the switch was revealed, a ton of knockoffs have been flooding the market

Legit

I reminds me some controllers

just stixk your phone.in the middle for this one

but i see a few that basically run their own hardware with nes and snes emulators

That can be neat if really cheap.

But a controller with a smerfphonz would be better.

u know chinese girls date to get married rite?

my workplace just bought a bunch of xiaomi air purifiers

so i will review those in few weeks

memeanon, take.it to other channel

wait, chinks actually buy the random stuff xiaomeme decided to make?

i mean its a pretty reputable company

I thought they were big in China

people would buy a apple air purifier

or an apple book1!!

i hope you understand that xiaomi doesnt just make phones and shit

they sell a bunch of lifestyle items

comparing them to apple would be a bit unaccurate

they're like a cross between apple and ikea

minus the furniture

and the scale of ikea

and the meatballs 8(

muh dried mango

shoo shoo, ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) stinky chinky

anybody got a spyderco knife?

i am too stupid to see what kind of lock mechanism it got https://www.aliexpress.com/item/59-61HRC-Folding-Knife-Spyder-CPM-S30V-Blade-Textured-G10-Handle-Pocket-Survival-Hunting-Tactical-Knives/32702860729.html

a real yojimbo 2 has a compression lock

I don't see one on there

could be a shitty liner

it doesnt even look like it has a liner

what about the 4th picture?

I can't make it out

could just be the inside of the frame

for 16 i would be ok with liner, but couldnt see one either

just get a fake sebenza B)

>sebenza

pls

just get a fake glock B)

ye

i just want this knife because it looks neat and is cheap

so i might go for it anyway and just take it as a surprise

surprise lock mechanism, not the worst gimmick

How can people trust chink-shit-seed-sellers when they see that ?

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ezMAAOSw8RJXBwqg/s-l1600.jpg

REAL OR FAKE? 91% of people get it wrong!

freakin' blue watamelon m8

my grass seeds grew grass

so, there's that

i even trimmed it and that shit grew right back

Welp, some sell cannabis seeds on egoy.

Not even a surprise

the yellow one actually exists though, i saw it in stores a few times

Would you eat it ?

I guess you could have any color with some manipulation.

But hey.

id eat weed

You wouldn't eat chink weed

here have some chink weedies to inject

you wot boi

You sniff that

What do you think a grinder is for ? :^)