i am underage please ban me

neger

DET AR FESTESTAN

@Lukaas is like 15

AATI TAATI

Vi kunne praktisk talt lave vores egen alliance, og udelukke amerikanerne.

IKEA

SURSTROMMING

Dude

scrolling the list

We're not swedish

@StickyDonutHoles i think i know what you were saying "Men han er stadigvæk en fed neger."

You don't wanna know how swedish sounds

Oh reqlly

What was I saying?

@Phatique isn't weighing in on the election

you're a nigger

my stream crashed

what was the cnn projection gals

ROSE

IS

A

MAN

https://youtu.be/uuCiGi7Tt6Y

Men han er stadigvæk en fed neger

close enough

kys

whoops

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-night-forecast-2016/

Kys means kiss in danish

So no thanks

I don't kiss dudes.

kys me

Lamo

Nooooo

Jeg kan mit kram.

not what does that mean

Да, вот Comfy!

it has "to do" in it so the meaning is vauge when machine-translated

To do.

Hhahhhaa

Den amerikanske regerining er ikke engang 250 år gamle.

Ynkeligt.

us is not even 250 years old

Mobning*

Din asiat.

pathetic?!

Høhøhø

There's not much I can do about the passage of time

Danmark-Norge bedst.

Vil du hellere være sammen med Sverige?

Dude

Comf

STOP!

https://youtu.be/tVznLG3PAdM

Cya

relax

You're overloading the burger

Hellere*

Нет

learn norse nigger?

no

Norwegian*

Ya all make no sense

You're not learning what you should be learning

Tfw swdes think they're the original vikings

Ahahahhahahaa

Baltic runes are the future

We will soon take over the whole world

Zambz

No i should not learn your shitty fish-language

and you're gonna be forced to use our runes

forced to paganism

learn english commie

We basically made you copy our language

you will sacrifice sheep to gods

Hey slib

Where is Denmark place?

Placed*

Zambz

"you are nigger"

near germany

Men jeg kan godt lide østlandene.

Vi skulle hellere dræbe alle muslimer.

I am not muslim

En stor atom bombe over Mekka or resten af mellemøsten.

dont kill me

https://youtu.be/gIx6_Srsrog

okay okay you can do that on your own time

Relatable.

nice

https://youtu.be/AeEH5ugJrUU

https://youtu.be/cYJHkijNZZU

s t o p

https://youtu.be/3gEWROxlw4o

https://youtu.be/LQf6C1yYvpI

https://youtu.be/KVk5m3lospk

hambaga

https://youtu.be/yPWWAWg_jGk

Yo

Real

American

Dinner

https://youtu.be/9u9vlj8CgS0

https://youtu.be/efJhQ3gzmJw

https://youtu.be/N6EvSd0ctCQ

https://youtu.be/7QQwMQs6a2Y

>/ck/ memes are what americans eat

https://youtu.be/Mu27nInQXxM

https://youtu.be/AgX7LyomdqE

95% of the time no

go to sleep kiddo

zombii what year of schooling are you in

do they call it 8th grade in norway

No way

Ottende klasse?

is that middle school or high school

how are they divided

middle school

prolly middle

Wait

how many grades are there

still 12 right??

not including uni

ah

they are vocational

?/

In my school district it is K-3, 4-5, 6-8, 9-12

Lots of kids so the schools are split up and rejoined

4-5 is connected to 9-12 but only the music dept. is shared

There are 3 K-3 schools

it makes little sense

they complain about lack of space but the town has practially unused municipal buildings that used to be schools

probably too much asbestos

@zambz hows the music education there

Why can't we have cute girls as prez?

ah its mandated

do you play something

Goodnight

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep

music program is optional, we have 2 "elective periods" where you have study hall, academic class, "STEM" meme class or Band/Orch./Chorus

Illinois lost to Clinton

I play Alto Saxophone

70-25% clinton in Ill

ouch

i play tennis

Mississippi vote against popular vote

nice

oh

nvm

popular vote (so far)

it will align itself

super chink

Yo

If trump wins

Wont it be harder to buy chink shit?

he wants to pass tarrifs on china

not happening but its his plan

hes going to win

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-polls-trump-clinton-live

DOW futures down 500 pts

Mex peso down 8%

predicting 277 trump

Where do you get those numbers from?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/live-markets-react-to-election-day-212748067.html

incoming votes

WY ND SD NE KS OK MT trump

zambz

ushould sleep

enjoy your leaf everyone who said they'd be moving

also rip murican chinkshitters

😦

cmon guys this is just a joke right

right

Slib

U gon get

Enriched

i think im going to get deported

hurr durr whats amendment IX

I find it hard to believe that Trump will get anything passed regardless of who controls Congress but Rep has +3 in Senate, -2 in house

I'm natural born to American parents I'm fine

pure bred burger

109-150

GET

FUCKED

dem up in both

My wish is for Trump + overwhelming Dem block

fuck

i guess im off to bed

gonna dream about not having ww3

New thread when?

so

trump is about to win

fuck

I mean... the memes

but also, like, my future...

Hillary loses

THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST CHEERED EN MASSE

THE FUCK

WAS MICHIGAN WON OR GEORGIA?

not sure

https://u.pomf.is/zqvzmp.png

>google

?

It's so slow

it's just a count of poll results

not for me

Slowly than my national broadcasting service

Slower*

Death to leftfags

ABC News is the best i think

Oh fugg

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

if it loads

>not using based guardian

the map is not loading fo rme

only on their homepage

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-night-forecast-2016/

nate silver did a complete flip

oh

This will be the 5th time in American history where the popular vote doesn't match the electoral college.

I like that site

>all these cowards on /csg/ buying MAGA hats now he's going to win

when a 13 year old Norwegian has bigger balls than you you've got problems

ive had mine for ages

McMullin stole clintons votes

http://cdn.che.moe/esohmx.png

I bought my hat like a month ago

Haven't arrived yet ;_;

gross my district elected that scumbag that didnt reply to my bill

fuck you

DAMN GUYS

TRUMP

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/november_2016.png

PENCE

LOCK HER UP

Also Trump n Putin best friends forevah

(Seriously, I thought Clinton's going to win, WHAT THE FUCK)

I trusted Nate Silver

but he did a 180

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-night-forecast-2016/