I ask the questions here

now

who the fuck are you

nihau

I did not ask if you were an island

now

who the fuck

are you

im chinese

nihao maaa

i can hook you up with all dem shit nigga

so @mepsi why didn't you report your dad to the police after he destroyed your property?

I did not ask were you are from

now

who the fuck are you

yo chinky chink could you please gimme a wink

im a random

suki suki 5 dolla

I did not ask what you were

who the fuck are you

im jiarsheng

Can you give me the new Mi Mix?

Please thank you.

Have a nice day.

@Jiarsheng You passed! 🎊

😄

lmao @zambz

now i can buy all the chinese crap

you sure can

I've got a passion

burning deep down

youre my passion

to get a chink smartwatch

but I also dread getting chinked

nihau my frens

thank you comrade ❤ @Jiarsheng

Chink smartwatch..

Not getting a cheap used one from LG or Motorola

meh I'm not going to buy a used smartwatch

might as well buy a new non-chink one if that's the though

thought*

I wanted to ask about chink watches specifically

Chink smartwatches all suck

@zambz who the fuck are you

^^^

Like chink cameras of the non-action variety

Listen to Comfy.

He knows.

yo why the fuck does ali not have an option to sort by price+shipping like ebay

@mepsi I DONT KNOW

They do okay dumb watches

Usually the top ordered is cheapest @HEKTIK

also not fake

im not searching for a specific item

just headphone pads in general

thanks Comfy, which one would you recommend then

@zambz answer

inb4 nomos

who the fuck are you

Welcome @ok!

For dumb watches? I have a DW, Nomos and Yazole

@mepsi I'm zambz

B^)

tbh

DW I use most

Shut up kids

who the fuck are you zambx

fight me

I should install text to speech and make all the underagers have squeaky voices

do it kek

@ok who the fuck are you

i want nice gaming gear from chinkland, someone tried it already?

>gaymz

get out

im your soul

keyboards are ok

thats what you are

most mice are shit

i asked who you are

james donkey tracks like ass

any recommended keyboard?

what size

I accidentally got the wireless james donkey

wtf hitler, anyone

shit's ballz]

kek i remember that

worst mouse ever

answer or get bant

but I opened a dispute and got my money back <:umaru:232470184445607937>

Read the wiki tbh

Any good Casio copies?

Or the infographic

I'm jake's vagina

>Jake

Who the fuck is Jake

this tbjh

tbh

lol indeed

is this just fantasy?

>Sticky is typing
Jake?

I'm Jack's Smirking Revenge

My name is actually Jake.

Totally

Is that your vagina speaking?

We don't allow sentient vaginas in this discord

Who's that Chinese shopping anon everyone goes on about

Some fag

His writing style and method of shitposting mirrors Lithu

whose

Chinese shopping

"chink shit general is racist, call this Chinese shopping general instead"

pc

AHAAH

I remember those fucking discussions

Who fucking cares if It's racist or not.

It's a part of our culture.

taking a massive shit just tore my asshole

Was your drug dealer's cum in there?

i wish

fuck dude theres more

More cum?

asshole is actually bleeding

nice

With cum?

with blood

hello poorfags

any deals?

all chink shit is best deal

im planning to buy xiaomi notebook 13"

go to GearBest everything is always on sale

it looks neat

no rock zircons on gearbest :/

i got this $400 phone for $180

such a steal

rn3p is not a $400 phone boyo

even tho the msrp is like 200$

it was sarcasm dumbass

what the fuck is sarcasm

T. American

T. Shartinmart

who is sarcasm

T. Canadians are born degenerates

how many non-americans are there here aside from me tho

Most of us

really now

surprised

90% of this discord are rich Scandinavians trying to penny pinch their oil money

The rest are Britbong or other 3rd world euro countries

Then there's a bunch of Lithu alts

And the rest are American and Canadian

3rd world semi-euro here

yeah im Canadian

see i don't assume anyone else is ever being sarcastic bc americans dont know how to

i live in the most cucked country where the prime minister probably watches black guys pleasure his wife for fun AMA

Canadians are pretty bad at it too, they'll shout something then say I WAS BEING SARCASTIC even though it wasn't sarcasm

sarcasm is the new irony

im just autistic and have no social skills

i can tell you're autistic because you just announced the fact that you're autistic unprompted

and i can't pick up on cues

yeah i am lmao

You're also like 12

So most people learn with time

ive admitted it in this chat a fuckton

👌

i tripfag autist_anon

autism is a fashion statement

Autism is the new goth

man being autistic sucks actually

I'm not american

although English is my native language

even though im not far onto the spectrum people treat me like a second class human

yo what happened to lt corbis btw

just because i have no social skills doesnt mean im fucking retarded

i dont need to be in the same class as that downie kid that pisses himself for fun

What's it like being a living meme

No one who is retarded thinks they're retarded

@HEKTIK she made a few videos lately

o shit

@Deleted User yeah i guess ur right

are you literally autistic or just socially anxious

nah ive been diagnosed with aspbergers

some autists scare me

Me too

like school shooter tier

I'm scared of myself

Only glance at /g/ frightens me

yeah some of the hardcore autists are terrifying

that fucking shrieking they do

There are people this delusional and retarded out there

kek

I thin when I check g

fuccccc

Never met those cases

guys real talk

I slept over at a friends house

theres an autistic kid at my school that likes to run around doing whale noises and screeching

and his uncle lived there too

because his uncle has hardcore downs

is he naruto

he also humped some random chick once

was funny as fuck

LMAO

Fuck

he would shriek during the night so I didnt get any sleep

spook

@mepsi kek

retarded people scare me in general

and he runs around doing that autistic run

Some fat neckbeard approaches you

naruto run?

it's like they're not even human but I have pity for them still

you know the whole arms behind back thing

Smells like sweat and piss

downs etc.

Wants to tell you about free software

neckbeards arent scary

theyre just weird

the only way they can hurt you is if they roll over you :^)

and he will just stop randomly and fucking hump the air and do like the gangnam style thing with his hands while screeching

actually terrifying

gee

is he in the same classroom as other students

yeah and im not wtf

fuck I was gonna ask something on /mkg/ but the thread is kill

what the fuck

hes in class

but youre not?

make a new one

how come the super autist kids get treated better than the almost normal kids

what are they thinking

canada smh

like im pretty fucking normal besides my adhd and not being able to talk to people

whoa

SPOOOKED

>normal
>diagnosed with aspergers

in actually smart as fuck but the kid who fucking stabs people with a pencil is allowed to be in regular classes

what the fuck

>im actually smart as fuck

>in actually smart as fuck

TISM

"I'm not like the other kids"

he legitimately stabbed my friend in the hand so hard that he bled

m i x e d a b i l i t y m e m e

:^)

Isn't aspergers on the extreme end of the spectrum?

No

nah its on the other side

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Mild end of the spectrum

aspie is fairly normie