sounds like you got memed

duh

HAHAHAHA

haha

you can tell age by legs?

(aka leg fetish)

like did you slice it open and count the rings?

I think someone did what I'm doing, just unironically

for real

AHH

I was gunna make that joke

but legs

@Deleted User leg hair

or rather no leg hair

I had a looooot of leg hair in 8th grade

puberty hit me way too hard

:^)

like your dad's dick hit you way too hard? WAYOOOHH

<:umaru:232470184445607937>

memes at the supermarket

who /borbs/ here

had a borb once

my nan let it escape

yeah ours always try to squeeze out slightly open windows

Do I cancel my RN3P order?

It still hasn't shipped after 9 days processing

And really don't want to get stuck with a 2 month wait of no refund

That chink espresso machine is GOAT

noice

Wait what

you bought a chink espresso machine?

Yes it looked fancy

link_

fug

I don't find it anymore

It was on dhgate

I cant into US layout

Post that shit in the thread

I'm banned @Tribit

lol why

did you post cp

I posted yellow fever threads on /pol/

And I did it for like a year now

yellow fever_

And my last ban was for all boards

Not only pol

that was supposed to be a question mark

as I said im on us layout and I dont know it yet

he likes asians

>liking gooks

heheheheheehehe

asians don't do much for me

But I have a chink gf

too subservient

I'm not sure drawing slanted eyes on your hand counts

:^) dang Tribit

can we get a sick burn emoji

yes please

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Tribit roasted

I have a real chink gf you autists

>exisintg near women

I see a lot of old fat guys with chinese gfs here, probably acquired from https://www.rosebrides.com/chinese-brides.html

And she's a year older than me

Cute

And I met her in Kaohsiung

She was selling fried chicken on the night market

👍

is that student housing?

I have a one room in Zurich because I stay here only Sunday evening - Wednesday

So yes, more or less student housing tier

won't she be sent back home once she graduates?

or will you have to marry her?

Once she graduates I'll marry her

lol

all part of the plan.gif

Germany is very easy going with that sort of thing

Zurich isn't Germany though

guy I know got a Chinese gf, when she graduated she started demanding he marry her

apologies

then when he refused she instantly got married to someone in China by her family

crazy how seriously they take it

would reckon similar ruling applies in Zurich though

rough

in Scotland they get booted out once their student visa expires so a lot of them are on dating sites looking for white guys, when I was single I tried to talk to a few but it was like talking to customer service on gearbest

really difficult

@Tribit in Switzerland (Zurich) she would be deported in case of divorce unless the marriage lasted 6 years at least

Damn

lol, divorce her the month before it turns 6 years if she gets on your nerves

We're living together here since 2 years. Next year she will graduate and then study another 2 years for her master

holy shit her face if that happened

noice

5 years + 6 years = 11

she Chinese? Thai? Flip?

She would have easier ways to get a visa

Taiwan

you're always in here, "she's all i can get"

"I'm just a neckbeard"

She's actually a 10/10

don't stay with someone because you think it's your last chance nawmean

She's all things that white women aren't

She is conservative, traditional, a great cook, learn Italian to be accepted by my family and wants children

and has a penis

Also she's graduating computer science next year and we will go self employed together

^ kek

score

I hope this discord is still around in a few years, I want to see if fagawt and his gf make it

of course they'll make it

we're all gunna make it

or if she gets her green card and goes after Chad

lel

Damn dude

>implying I'm not Chad for Asian standards

she's got a masters and everything

>asian

>chad

pick one

how old is she?

I hear in China they're off the shelf by 23, can't be married in the country, that's why my m8's ex was desperate

she was 22

@Deleted User she's 26, I'm 25

I thought you were all wizards

I work as a software engineer in a private bank in Zurich, so many around me think she's a gold digger

I can't exclude it but I have some years to find out

why do they say that?

she probably looks good

@booming signal she's a 8/10 I guess

@Deleted User because I earn a lot of money. Especially relative to my age

8/10 i-is still good looking

what sort of system are you using here?

does it scale with the bell curve of look-distribution?

I'm guessing look-distribution

an 8/10 look-distribution is hot as hell.

yoo

anyone wanna talk on voice?

come in general for voice 😃

uhh

cool SUNDAY MORNIN talk!!

memes

easy breezy -nice and sneezy-

>morning

come on in general @couri

b u r g e r

you too @zambz

no u :(

we'll all get down and chill

hey fellas get this, you dont even have to talk

i just dont want to TYPE

ah

so yall can listen whiles i talk

(^:

ah ok whatever I'll join

It's not that I don't want to talk

cool!!!! cool!!

well whatever

sec gotta turn on my desktop

have nothing to lose

you too

>inb4 he spoops us by screamng

screaming*

Come on in everyone this guys voice is so cute

im joining im joining

what the fuck

my computer won't start

I think I fucked up the boot order

nice

kek

stuck in bootloop, can't open bios

fml

good job dude

dude left already

funny guy though

at least I have a laptop and phone so I'll survive

this is why you have to keep oblivious to this

to what?

Everything

@Yozo#2665 pls don't leave

RIP

It must be Chick

@couri :(

who's chick?

some American guy who came in before demanding everyone goes into voice chat then left abruptly

smooth american guy

yup

must be him

he said I meme so much I've become a blind god

really verbose

never forget that

@zambz you were here

yup

he left after @couri recommeded he go visit Martin Shkreli's Discord

Shrekeli

Shekeli*

shekeli

fuck

he has a discors?

discord*

yeah he always talks about it on his streams

ooh

you have an invite?

nope

fug :D

https://discord.gg/ppnwv

here

I dunno dude

guys voice was cute

would fuck

was he hitting a bong a lot?

nah

can't believe Chick came back

he sounded like one league youtuber

one second

umm

trying to remember the name now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGqr-svpko

sounds like that

Close

he sounded surprised when I mentioned there was a CSG podcast

he wasn't really involved, he didn't seem to know much about the general when he was in last

"so you guys buy chinese shit here or what?"

nah dude

probably discord hopping

he sounded like he knew stuff

just that he wanted to have a conversation

so he just played dumb :^)

there's a csg podcast?

there was

RIP

<#212167603349618688>

episode one can be found here

http://mixlr.com/chineseshoppingcast/showreel/chinese-shopping-radio-episode-1/

it was so good :(

episode 2 is missing

I know

comfy deleted it

ah k

hecking nadeko bots

Authentic Xiaomi Mi YM-K1501 Smart Temperature Control Electric Kettle (1.5L) $70

Wow, csg podcast is a thing

Authentic Xiaomi FlacMi 511kbps CBR Podcast $0.00

@transience only briefly

Too bad

http://www.hitbox.tv/Fatcola

meme

@alegsei who the fuck are you

a lvl 80 paladin

who are u