Rising cook lmao

then in comes this massive built blonde haired Norwegian guy literally called Thor

and the Scottish guy is like "AW M8 COME ON OOTSIDE I'LL FUCKIN STAB YE YE BIG BASTARD"

Dis gun b gud

and the guy is like lmao whatever ignoring the drunk eccie'd Scottish runt

NSFW lewds channel is comfy now

so the Scottish guy smashes a pint glass and is like I'LL FUKK-KEN TAKE YOU DOON ALL OF YOU CUNTS

ends up being wrestled to the ground and police called

police ;(

that wasn't called for

Damnit police

Fuk da poh-lice

Thor didn't move from the bar and drank calmly the whole time

while this scottish guy was waving a broken pint glass at him

not to interrupt ur story but thoughts on the fuck you cat case

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Google-Nexus-4-E960-LG-cases-Cute-Linaslayer-cat-8-colors-Soft-Silicon-cell-phone/1875161932.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.3.oDGyAt&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10037_10017_507_10032_401,searchweb201603_3&btsid=5669d32e-7913-4162-82eb-f7a4b1c6d48b

?

v edgy

Horrible

ugly

perfect

exactly what i was going for

le effeminate phose case

its like those people with wallets with FUCK YOU on them

I want the cupcake one

or BAD MOTHERFUCKER

zomBii confirmed for little girl

^

Rip, NSFW lewds is quiet

You shouldn't eve be in there...

Too late

I can't ban him/her from individual boards

sadly

You can

But don't

Are there any limits to what can be posted in there?

don't be overprotective

ˆ

no that's why I made it

I'm being facetious. I don't actually care what he does. It's not like most people weren't engaging in degenerate behaviour at 12 years old

>wanting to get the collect call from Norway when a gun toting Trump hat wearing 12 year old goes on a CP overdose and blitzes a whole school with semi-automatics

;)))))$

you guys are alright

CP as in child porn or as in cerebral parese?

Celebral*

I guess it's not technically child porn to you

Yes it is

According to the law it is

pretty absurd but that's the way it is

just because you're a child doesn't mean looking at child porn is ok

True

tfw got noods sent to me of a 13 year old girl who was fuggin around when I was 13, could have gone to jail I guess

that shit went through the whole school tbh

she got a ken doll up her minge

I was never so lucky ;(

in my school days

Me neither :(

a while ago when snapchat was big a cop came into our school and said "basically if 2 people are sending nudes over sc it's cool just don't screenshot and send them around because then it's an issue"

so idk if that aligns with the law but that's what i was told

the girl who got exposed in my school called drunken rape

and it became a huge thing

>she got a ken doll up her minge

Lol

yeah it was two guys in a video inserting various things in her and also fuggin her

she was p humiliated

(once people saw it)

How olf

Old

13-14

Post vid pls :^)

Nothing ever happened at my school, but there were cases of legit gang rape at a neighbouring school

Shieet

zomBii likes older girls

shit like that happens here and the girls just get called FOOKEN SLOOTS EHH BUD and then it's over

Were there nigs

I think it was the video spreading of her having stuff shoved in her made her cry rape

Cathy never seems to run out of hentai

is that why you're still browsing on phone zomb?

Becausee hentai? No

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Phone-Case-For-Samsung-Galaxy-S7-S7edge-Cover-Abundant-Lovely-Monkey-Emoji-Printed-Transparent-Soft/32653898820.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.3.VkEh6v&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10037_10017_507_10033_10032_401,searchweb201603_3&btsid=56d4c97d-d490-4f44-85b9-360cefb91241

oh god

tacky

poo cone ones defo

that's the whole meme

Any of you guys purchased Chinese VR yet?

phone can't support it

👌 😌 ✋

Tried cardbo

Cardboard

Was ok

Ewww

fashion guru

hehe

>I'm memes AMA

how did normies only now find emoticons?

haven't they been around since msn

yeah but it's the whole deal that they are EMOJIS

muh unicode

I have to go to bed now

makes me feel old tbh

Fo real

Cya

alright, good night

bye kiddo

nattinatt

U2 stick

shit now i have to buy emoji cases

Drøm om djøbanan

just go the whole way

Sjøbanan*

meme clothes

meme case

ayy

meme life

then shoot up staples wearing it

kek

all while spouting out memes

"meme obsessed youth snaps, takes out staples while shouting incoherently about cheap chinese goods on website aliexpress"

when the m9 on fleek xd

Milo was giving a talk this week and started talking about pepe. Normies truly have killed the frog.

yup

remember when it didn't feel like cancer

years ago

*a year ago

memes move fast

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mikeal-New-100-emoji-joggers-pants-white-black-for-women-girl-sweatpant-trousers-cartoon-outfit/32247116451.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.50.Z2n7nc&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10038_10037_10017_507_10032_401_9866,searchweb201603_3&btsid=45e18916-bf32-4ef7-8c7e-38598ec55316

are you allowed to browse chink shit at work lad?

not at work yet but yeah

golden question

I noticed that the whole normification started when a friend of mine on fb posted that she found out where pepe came from

RAPOO V500
MOTOSPEED INFLICTOR
AURU
AJAZZ

don't you mean sad frog?

:^)

I've decided to get one of the chink ones just so I get a few pennies from yt

maybe i should go full referral jew like dirty

>referral jew AND runs the discord

You don't want that

youtube channel?

link

is my name mud to the general now?

tbh every time they bring up the owner they think it's dirty himself

I'm covert ops cancer

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

You have competition. Google took me here instead:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

currently waiting for another Chuwi Hibook for my mother and a ruizu x02 for me

Awful is in here too

he's Mao

wait, is awful trying to steal my audience?

haha

you both apparently have the exact same number of subscribers at 26

not anymore :^)

you subbed to awful and not me?

oh NOW I'm mad

but I subbed to comfy

wait

http://puu.sh/po09G.png

I had 26 last night

still 26 now

give me a list of youtubes to sub to pls

for chink shit

someone unsubbed

wew

Dirty has a list on his channel

Unbiased tech reviews

Awful

i don't even have dirty tho

i need all of em

SkeletonKeyStone

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg check right

FrostyCakez

>FrostyCakez

That's a new name

subbed to awful and comfy as well as him

he's the guy who got yelled at by his mum for making yt cancer

should i do all of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpl0XpdxVT8

unbiased and dirty are hands down the best

Ok, there's already a chink shit review saturation

you only tend to see it for gearbest

because they give you tons of good boy points for it

I only order from ali really

people up with them on throwaway channels for those POINTZ

i ordered the $5 vape from gb but nothing else

I am so tempted to buy this, but technically it is illegal in my country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0llTbUu0SQY

im gonna become a taobao boi soon tho so i can order fake yeezys for the scums in my town

it's illegal to have it mailed to you?

It is an automatic

Well, there's a chance it would be confiscated

at customs

dirty has really upped the wuality of his reviews lately

yeah I mean I own technically illegal knives but I just don't talk about or show them off in public

EDC'd a knife for 2 years now to ward off scum

since my friend got stabbed I levelled up

>walking with friend
>friend stabbed
>Congratulations, Your Defence Level is now 99

muh knivs

he was jumped on the way home from a club, 4 guys

shit

managed to take one down, as he's punching the guy he gets stabbed in the side

i truly do not understand why having a knife is important unless you're scared of getting fucked

didn't go to the hospital until his mum yelled at him, he just went to bed

damn, that really sucks

like people who use knives to open boxes are dumb

just use a key

also, my older sister went to a school in Oslo a few years ago

>canada man can't understand self-defense

neds in glasgow stab you in the ass cheek with a screwdriver out of a pound shop just to steal your phone

on the bus two assholes took her phone, she ran after them, forced one to the ground and the other just threw away the phone with a scared look on his face

someone I know got clotheslined by a ned on a bicycle

so she missed the bus iirc

tf is a ned

and then got his shit stolen

im so out of my element

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Glasgow_youths_4_06.jpg

clotheslined sounds very painful

oh so a chav

waaa yu fukking bellend

or goofy as we call them here

OI HERD U WERE RUNNIN YER FUUUCKKKIIIINNNNNN MOOOUUUUUTHHHHH BUDDY U TRYNA HAVE A GO ILL GET MY COUSINS TO RIP YER PORCH RIGHT OFFFFFF BUDHOW

tfw the amount of people I know who have been stabbed or mugged

and I've never been touched

feels borrowed time

>fax rings up
>paper comes out
>YOU'RE NEXT

more like

>UR NXT M8

a guy tried to politely mug me once in another city but I just ran off

went on fb to hunt you guys down a goofy post

>emos still exist

>oy m8
>could you perchance give me your phone and wallet
>please

I got to talking with him outside a pub, the pub exited out into an alley

and had a new camera with me taking pictures because we planned to book it out for a gig

right fookin real buddddyyyyyyy

and the guy came up talking nicely

then put his hand out like "gies yer camera m8."

and I was like "wot"

"gives yer camera or I'll batter fuck out of you"

said no and he told me to hold on while he goes and gets his mates

just ran the opposite way

wait

guy was shit at it

STAY THERE WHILE I GET MY BIG MATES

ayy

like "wait here one sec i gotta go get my mugging buddies"

why is there so much crime in europe

he was drunk and not thinking clearly I think