http://i.imgur.com/mq6ZzfM.png
http://i.imgur.com/G3dAdRp.png reason 45 to use duckduckgo

reason 45: memes XD

Gnu tier j9kes are not a reason

I told my friend today aboutwhy everyone hates the new iphone, just because heasked why.

He didn't understand anything and then I told him about not being able to listen to music and charge at the same time

Has he also asked you why Samsung users keep catching fire

He simply replied: "JUS BUY AN ADAPTER BROO, APPLE TOTALLY FIGURED THAT OUT XD."

No

Because he does not care about anything that is not apple.

Anyways

After that astoundingly well put argument

I replied and stated that I wanted Steve Jobs back

If you think about it, iPhones are the perfect device for someone who doesn't care about technology

Because at least he could innovate.

But

This guy does "care" about technology

I meant technolo/g/y

About his razer mouse and his shut laptoo that he throws everywhere.

Nah

He's a fuck boy.

Who goes around and raps some fucking shit tier lyrics all the time

Your friends are a reflection of yourself

Not reqlly

That logic is pretty flawed actually

Deep down you're a little fuckboy too

Why would I wanna be a fuckboy?

Never wear anything expensive

I don't act like an ape in front of girls.

And I don't slack.

So by your logic

If a friend went psycho

Or just became a serial killer

Without you knowing

Is it gay to get a massage

You're also a serialkiller

Well

Like from massage place

That depends on the masseur

Is that something for women

No

Massages are for everyone

You literally feel like 15 years younger when you get out of the massage parlor again

Having a job is great

I can afford to buy all the stupid shit I want, including a gay massage

I just told you that massages aren't gay

Are you even listening, ya stupid bitch?

Yeah but youre a fuckboy right

Not one bit

Think I should hire a whore?

Like

A hooker?

Yeah

Not a streetwalker

Why not get a gf instead?

Like one off the backaches

Backpages

Too autistic for that right now

Maybe when I go to college I'll try

"right now"

Go to college?

How fucking old are you?

18

Going to uni in one year or so

Oh man

Oh no

What

Dude

Huh?

People and especially girls don't mature before reaching the age of 23-25

Dude I'm so comfy right now

Having sex

Or anything of the like

Is completely useless

Don't rent a hooker

Well I can think of a use

Making my dick feel good

For a moment

But then she leaves you

Leaving you in an emotion induced state

Just wait, mah man.

You'll get your reward.

Alright dude I trust ya

But what if I get a happy ending from a massage place

Massage place?

No

Not that kind of massage

You ever look through your PayPal history and just think "why"

story of my credit card histoyr

Not really

I only buy what I need

Kill me

You should buy me what I need

Gaming...

Playing games..

Fucking child

Dude I don't even play games I just buy them and then stare at my desktop

lol

The only game I actually like playing I'm banned in till October

>getting banned in a game

I got vac banned for using wallhack in css

I was just havin fun

Now I'm banned in TF2 aswell

I team killed my buddy too many times

Spend so many hours on that game

Well

At least there is overwatch

Cant get into that game

Don't have the patience

Need to take a bunch of kratom one day and force myself to love it

Lyl

Anyone else own this beauty at some point?

No

I own the e90 communicator

I used to. Then I had to throw it away because they found out my number

I want a phone like that. Any good phones?

"they"

I wanna reduce my smartphone to an activity/foodtracker and 3g internet machine start

just about any smartphone will do then

like a Redmi 3

@Tyler thanks for advice, first got around to reading it now, class started

my new favourite thing to do on 4chan is to act triggered at every pepe posted outside of /pol/

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME INTO THE MAIL

IN*

OH YEAH

specs?

Orange pi pc

Look it upp

what are you gonna do with it

so basically a raspberry pi

only orange?

tfw kid in class raged at other kid in class

and broke his phone

those situations were the highlight of my school life

as a spectator of course

I was also spectating

it was an iShit 5S

the kid that raged took the phone

and slammed it to the ground

the whole screen

not only the glass part

fell out

lmao

kek

we weren't allowed phones at my school

really?

middle school?

high school and middle school I guess

I graduated 4 years ago from high school

we werent allowed in primary school

to use really any kind of electronics

in primary school you were the shit if you had a razr v3 though

or any gameboy

guaranteed "friends"

>razr v3

I had to google that

fuck

im getting sad now reminiscing

:(

they need to remake the xpphone

js

best chink phone that was produced

full x86 cpus with a bios that easily let u install windows and or linux

slide out keyboard

i think the later models were 64 biy

they had later models?

seems obscure and that it didn't sell well

oh nevermind found a video on youtube

tfw addicted to supertuxkart

xpphone 2

wot

windows 7?

yeah

awesome

think it could run linux?

maybe

xpphone 1 had win xp and optionally linux

xpphone 2 had vista i think

xpphone 3 had 7/8

and the 7 install had a finger friendly ui when in portrait and landscape mode switched to proper desktop

"-the school reserves the right to confiscate and/or inspect personal technology devices if there is reason to believe that it was used to violate our policies, administrative procedures, school rules, or general misconduct"

so basically whatever the fuck they want

im not filling out this forum anymore

shieeet

y tho

arent you like 20?

Mark

U just got cucked

hmm

is 30 kg a lot

no

or

for what

im going on a flight

im moving remember

no

dont remember

anyways I got my desktop, monitor, TV

chink shit

what weight system do you use

what do you mean

like

kilos

punds

pounds*

etc

well

I did say 30 kg

as in kilos

where are you moving from/to?

middle east

how big is the tv?

32 inch

also the size of my penis

same

my china post registered tracking has the same entry

one from a week ago and one from today

that it's in a security scan in shenzen again

should I be worried or is this normal

Soup.

yes.

Shit, I was looking at getting a redmni note 3 pro and last time I looked at ali, there were significantly more on the market

They all just dissapear?

>audio sounds a lot worse using lightning adapter than with a headphone jack

APPLE DID IT

SO MUCH COURAGE

guys

are there any good, cheap pocket computers

preferably with linux

yes

it's called an android phone

>android

>linux

hehe

nice one

http://n-o-d-e.net/post/141489192021/how-to-create-a-handheld-linux-terminal-v2

I mean like this

https://my.mixtape.moe/cfimla.png

kek

went to chinkshit.xyz and they are selling nazi masks:Performance figures mask latex cartoon animals star mask - west, joy

And since Apple has to authorize the manufacturing of third party accessories

It might take quite a while for them to get more options into the market

Who wwant some:New Women Men Spoof Hoodies Kim Jong Un Parody Kim Kardashian Funny Sweatshirt Galaxy Sexy Sweats Tops Outfit Sweatshirts

http://i.imgur.com/Lx7Mjwh.png

billycock

nice fedora