Message from @StickyDonutHoles
Discord ID: 226204653698678786
I told my friend today aboutwhy everyone hates the new iphone, just because heasked why.
He didn't understand anything and then I told him about not being able to listen to music and charge at the same time
Has he also asked you why Samsung users keep catching fire
He simply replied: "JUS BUY AN ADAPTER BROO, APPLE TOTALLY FIGURED THAT OUT XD."
No
Because he does not care about anything that is not apple.
Anyways
After that astoundingly well put argument
I replied and stated that I wanted Steve Jobs back
If you think about it, iPhones are the perfect device for someone who doesn't care about technology
Because at least he could innovate.
But
This guy does "care" about technology
I meant technolo/g/y
About his razer mouse and his shut laptoo that he throws everywhere.
Nah
He's a fuck boy.
Who goes around and raps some fucking shit tier lyrics all the time
Your friends are a reflection of yourself
Not reqlly
Deep down you're a little fuckboy too
Why would I wanna be a fuckboy?
Never wear anything expensive
I don't act like an ape in front of girls.
And I don't slack.
So by your logic
If a friend went psycho
Or just became a serial killer
Without you knowing
Is it gay to get a massage
You're also a serialkiller
Well
Like from massage place
That depends on the masseur
Is that something for women
No
Massages are for everyone
You literally feel like 15 years younger when you get out of the massage parlor again
Having a job is great