Message from @StickyDonutHoles

Discord ID: 226206274881060874


2016-09-16 05:00:19 UTC  

Having a job is great

2016-09-16 05:00:37 UTC  

I can afford to buy all the stupid shit I want, including a gay massage

2016-09-16 05:00:50 UTC  

I just told you that massages aren't gay

2016-09-16 05:01:00 UTC  

Are you even listening, ya stupid bitch?

2016-09-16 05:01:05 UTC  

Yeah but youre a fuckboy right

2016-09-16 05:01:12 UTC  

Not one bit

2016-09-16 05:01:36 UTC  

Think I should hire a whore?

2016-09-16 05:01:43 UTC  

Like

2016-09-16 05:01:51 UTC  

A hooker?

2016-09-16 05:01:54 UTC  

Yeah

2016-09-16 05:02:04 UTC  

Not a streetwalker

2016-09-16 05:02:07 UTC  

Why not get a gf instead?

2016-09-16 05:02:09 UTC  

Like one off the backaches

2016-09-16 05:02:14 UTC  

Backpages

2016-09-16 05:02:27 UTC  

Too autistic for that right now

2016-09-16 05:02:38 UTC  

Maybe when I go to college I'll try

2016-09-16 05:02:38 UTC  

"right now"

2016-09-16 05:02:44 UTC  

Go to college?

2016-09-16 05:02:51 UTC  

How fucking old are you?

2016-09-16 05:02:56 UTC  

18

2016-09-16 05:02:58 UTC  

Going to uni in one year or so

2016-09-16 05:03:01 UTC  

Oh man

2016-09-16 05:03:05 UTC  

Oh no

2016-09-16 05:03:10 UTC  

What

2016-09-16 05:03:12 UTC  

Dude

2016-09-16 05:03:17 UTC  

Huh?

2016-09-16 05:03:43 UTC  

People and especially girls don't mature before reaching the age of 23-25

2016-09-16 05:03:45 UTC  

Dude I'm so comfy right now

2016-09-16 05:03:50 UTC  

Having sex

2016-09-16 05:04:04 UTC  

Or anything of the like

2016-09-16 05:04:09 UTC  

Is completely useless

2016-09-16 05:04:22 UTC  

Don't rent a hooker

2016-09-16 05:04:25 UTC  

Well I can think of a use

2016-09-16 05:04:30 UTC  

Making my dick feel good

2016-09-16 05:04:37 UTC  

For a moment

2016-09-16 05:04:44 UTC  

But then she leaves you

2016-09-16 05:04:56 UTC  

Leaving you in an emotion induced state

2016-09-16 05:05:11 UTC  

Just wait, mah man.

2016-09-16 05:05:18 UTC  

You'll get your reward.

2016-09-16 05:05:36 UTC  

Alright dude I trust ya

2016-09-16 05:05:48 UTC  

But what if I get a happy ending from a massage place