Then hold the brake until I can feel the grinding in the clutch

And then accelerate.

You're making it sound like driving is hard fam

>hold the brake until I can feel the grinding in the clutch

Yeah

handbrake or foot brake?

Footbrake

Shit

HAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE PRESSING YOUR FUCKING FOOT BRAKE WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

What's wrong with that?

oh wait

left foot for clutch

I just confused something.

..?

That's what I've been taught

right for brake and pedal

You are

He is swiz

kek

Yeah

nah, you're allrite

My head just bamboozled it around and thought you were doing something ridiculous

Nah

I would only use the handbrake on the highway

We have some of the toughest practical driving tests in the world for a reason

If there was a massive traffic jam

Yano

And then I would switch to neutral

@Aerione What is 'we'?

That's the only time

Also

Nordic countries

One of my friends told me

Ayy Switzerland is also fucken hard

And for me, we have some of the lowest road fatalities in the world

Only like 20-30% pass on the first try : ^)

That when he was learning to drive, he put both his feet on all three pedals

(I was one of them luckily kek)

At the same time

fucking chinks, dispatch my watch strap so i can just check17track instead of aliexpress a well

It's like 15% here

While he was at a lightstop.

My town is super strict

Cause industrial city with lots of traffic jams

When I got back, the test goy was like "Yeh you drove very well, but a bit fast for my taste. Nothing to criticize though. You passed"

To get the license, you pretty much have to drive in such a way that nobody would be able to tell that you're new

same for Switzerland

It's all about confidence.

And accelerating at lightstops

I took no chances, I just practiced with my family car until I was ready

You can't do that here.

You have to have a licensed teacher by your side

Fucking ridicilous.

Well

Here it's either teacher or a person that has had their license for 3+ years

Ridiculous*

For us it's a course your family member has to take

and is over 25

Or whoever that is going to aid you

and you're already applying for a license, and you have to have this hueg L on the back of the car

Well yeah

stall the car once and immediately react like a 'normal' person would once you are routined and stall for whatever reason - no prublem breh, stall a second time and you fail the test

That stuff is standard for Europe

Is it? I've never heard of it being used in germany

When I took my drivers test I looked like a mental ward escapy.

I thought having a "I'M NEW" sign was a must

At least if you don't have a license

Always looking around my shoulders insanely in roundabouts.

Fucking hillarious

Now I just look once, drive out, look again and done.

That's pretty common when you're new

I figured it out pretty early, though

I also overexaggerated the looking shit so the tester would see it

And my mother told me likewise

Experienced drivers don't pay attention to static objects

Just moving ones

then after half of the exam asked him "Yo, breh, can I just do it normally now? I think I've demonstrated I can do it correctly enough now"

and he was like "Sure : ^)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFo9a2-FnM4&list=WL&index=6

That upside down font looked like Cyrillic for a second

Then I was like "wait I can't read this"

The practical test didn't really feel anything special from a regular drive for me

I just did what I typically do and I passed

Thank god my supervisor wasn't a cop

But a retired teacher

I was so relieved.

well, I'd have to actually be within speed limits and exaggerate the fucking looking shit more again

Meanwhile, all of my friends fail and have to take test after test after test

but I'm very confident I'd easily pass

They're getting more strict, too

I always gottagofast : ^)

Extremely.

Also

Is it just me

Before, you'd have to do the practical and theory tests within 2 months of each other

Or is it always old people and girls who drive like fucking shit?

Now it's half that time

yup

Today I was driving behind a red fiat

Ayy, I know a grill that has had to take 80 driving lessons and already failed 3 practical attempts

And the driver was constantly going into the opposing lane

Looking like she was searching for something in her car

kek

Girls tend to drive more defensively over here

Which means driving kinda slowly

I do know one woman who drives ok

das ma mom

But

http://watracing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Operate.png I have this on my front right panel on my bunto, so I can point it out to people I'm overtaking

Old people and guys tend to drive very aggresively, though

: ^)

She does drive 150 km on regular road.

To the point where they fuck up the rhythm

here we have those 'constant speed' fuck cucks

80 kph allowed? they drive 60. 50kph allowed? They drive 60.

?

In the beginning I would respect that

You mean like a 60 road?

Like

If it was allowed to drive 80 km

I would drive 80 km

But now

nah, outside of towns in switzerland 80kph is the limit

If it says 80

I drive 90

I tend to stay -+10%

and inside towns it's 50

Same here in DK.

but there's those fucking cucks that drive 60 regardless

Unless it's a highway

60 in the city or?

Because I do that sometimes.

Highways are all about how empty they are

Fucking funny to do on an open road

If it's relatively empty, I could go 140 average

well yeah, if it says 80 and you don't have some weird super-mega-accurate tach you can easily do 90 without getting some expensive photos

In the city?

But I do care for the fuel consumption, so I typically stay at 120 when I'm in no rush

Yeah.

120

No rush..

Does not compute.

Well

120 is the normal highway speed in Switzerland

Limit here on highways range from 110 to 130

If the roads are empty

My pussy dad drives 120 on the highway

fun fact, in Germany I get a lower fuel consumption when I go 150 instead of 130

While I usually drive 140

because when I go 130 I get all those cucks and women that brake for no reason

and therefore force me to brake

when I go 150 I get on the comfy lane of gud drivers that don't slow down

and get to maintain a constant speed

it's funneh

I remember my dad would drive 220 on the highway once

If someone would try to pull out

He would just be putting the blinker on

kek

And just brake like a madman

I've had a similar situation once, though with my bundo, so not quite as fast

>2 lane highway

5 lane highway masterrace

>I'm on left lane going 180 tach with my bundo

>on the right I see a little 'traffic jam' coming up because of an exit

>I pay attention as I approach and see all of them seem to want to leave

>think I can drive past them

>who are you quoting?

I'm telling a story

breh

Oh..

Carry on

>just as I drive past them, fucking woman suddenly pulls into the left lane without blinking

>ABORT MISSION FULL BRAKES FUCK SHIT FUCK

>ABS triggers, car still swervers a fuckton, I can manage though

>end up just a few metres behind her when I get to a reasonable speed

>she flips me off and drives away

fug.

The dangers of trying to reach the top

oh, I also honked the whole time.

kek

and as far as I remember the final countdown was playing.

She flips you off?

OH MAN

I WOULD GET ANGRY THERE

I should check the fuel prices

yeah because apparently she thought I just honked at her without reason - that's what I presume

I wanna run with ethanol again

The acceleration you get with ethanol is crazy

>running on perfectly drinkable booze

you madman

Well hey

It's cheap

And I'm "environmentally friendly"

Supposedly

when I'm in germany I always get the normal 95 oct fuel

because if I get E10 my bundo just ends up using .5l/100km more fuel

and that's not worth the 1-2 cents per litre I save

I hear they're gonna reduce the taxes for ethanol-running cars again

I paid like...

you mean E85, right?

40 euros last year

E75 currently

My bundo is cheap as fuck in taxes and insurance too

How much do ya pay?

like 200CHF taxes a year, 800 insurance (fully comprehensive, means even if I reck the car on my own I still get paid)

That's...

Quite a lot

in comparison, my dad pays 1200CHF taxes and 1500 insurance for his bimmer, and he just has liability insurance

Switzerland's just expensive breh

Granted you said yours was new

it's cheap for Switzerland

liability insurance would be something in between 300-500 bux for my bundo

keep in mind everything is more expensive here and we earn more

well not everything, our fuel is one of the cheapest in yurop : ^)

2 way insurance for my car would be around 400 bucks, yes

http://i.imgur.com/VYyp3JW.png

Again, environmental car

Sooo

also keep in mind 1 EUR = 1.12CHF

where were you from again?

Well

1 CHF = 1 USD

Approx

yeh

I know a few Swiss

so you're murritard?

No

Swede

kek

So our taxes are about the same

...are they?

I thought you had taxes comparable to germany

Pfft

No

Check the Burger index

Sweden, Norway and Switzerland don't lead that chart for no reason

how do you guys make ur ramen

do you like

make it a soup

yes

Cook the water

Hi /g

Let it boil

or drain it

Put the noodles in

And whatever else you want

soup masterrace

http://i.imgur.com/LITSuoC.png

Switzerland leads by quite a bit though : ^)